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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Tumble posted:

also, Pwheretoo Reekow was "in horrible shape before the hurricane" so everything is going fine

lol he pulled the ol' Barbara Bush "And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them."

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Plus they got those beautiful, soft towels

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



imagine any other president rolling in to a disaster-stricken part of the US and saying "eh, it was already a shithole, so no big loss."

trump is the pres we deserve, but not the one we need

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/919991249939128322

Where have we heard this before?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.


mitch walking trump back into the white house by hand

:hmbol:

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Minrad posted:



mitch walking trump back into the white house by hand

:hmbol:

the bland leading the blonde

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


more like Bitch McConnell

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Minrad posted:



mitch walking trump back into the white house by hand

:hmbol:

"It's this one, Mr. President"

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Minrad posted:



mitch walking trump back into the white house by hand

:hmbol:

Exit Light
Enter Night
Take Mitch's Hand
You're off to never never land

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Powershift posted:

more like Bitch McConnell

:thurman:

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A Fancy Hat posted:

Exit Light
Enter Night
Take Mitch's Hand
You're off to never never land

good one hahha

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

A Fancy Hat posted:

Exit Night
Enter White
Little hands
again this will be a great land

ftfy

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Minrad posted:



mitch walking trump back into the white house by hand

:hmbol:

Please tell me there's video. I'm struggling to imagine how this went down. In what possible context would their hands be holding like this?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

You know what, I don't feel the least bit bad for him and his excuse. He was strongly lobbying on behalf of a cause he did not understand at all. Yes he got conned and hosed over by Trump but if you don't understand an issue at all don't loving lobby on it, he played with fire, claiming that you are a rube isn't a defense when you get burned.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/919948648619872256

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/919988979373608961

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Chomp8645 posted:

It's written a little awkwardly, but I think it's actually that the guy owns two businesses. One is named "Dave's Soda" and the other is named "Pet City".

Sorry to ruin the humorous image of a combination Soda/Pet emporium in the midwest.

drat I thought it would be pretty cool bringing in your dog while you get an egg cream or whatever.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/920000963892703233

He doesn't like to call families of dead soldiers because it makes him feel bad. Tough day for him.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

*Holds hand parallel to floor and slowly waves it across the center of my body while screaming Obama baaaaaad.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

priznat posted:

drat I thought it would be pretty cool bringing in your dog while you get an egg cream or whatever.

You can bring your dog in but all the beverages are sold in bulk.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee


The Hill posted:

 former Obama deputy chief of staff for operations Alyssa Mastromonaco called Trump a "deranged animal."
...
When further asked about the claim on Monday, Trump said, "I don't know if he did."

I don't know anything, better spew my bullshit.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/920000963892703233

He doesn't like to call families of dead soldiers because it makes him feel bad. Tough day for him.

jesus the repetition is harshing enhancing my lols

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/920000475885338624

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



https://twitter.com/ramzy/status/920003522002915331

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/919706505925890048

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I've updated Niemoller's poem for 2017



First they came for Christmas, and I did not speak out—
Because I said happy holidays.

Then they came for the NFL, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a go pats 28-3 ya go pats.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for Nazis—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

brain disease seems to run rampant in the GOP

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Flarpy posted:

Oh? That ruins Garfield for me. :(

Unless I'm going insane pretty sure Jim Davis (Garfield) and Kim Davis are unrelated.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.
Unless that was the joke, in which I apologize.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


lol loving hell

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



That's a lol

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/920000963892703233

He doesn't like to call families of dead soldiers because it makes him feel bad. Tough day for him.

"I actually wrote letters, individually, to the soldiers we're talking about."
:psypop:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


First time I've seen anyone livetweet a stroke

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

:hmbol:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Deleted. I assume that means he doesn't actually support Presideent Trtump

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Powershift posted:

Deleted. I assume that means he doesn't actually support Presideent Trtump

have no fear, the lols are here

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Can't wait for Ben Garrison's racist follow-up.

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
It seems to be gone now, what did it say?

EDIT: NM

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Minrad posted:

have no fear, the lols are here



jesus christ, don't look at it too long, it burns your corneas

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