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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

ah poo poo, the gloves are off now. settle this in the octagon.

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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Zipperelli. posted:

Following canon pre-Disney loving poo poo up buying the rights and saying, nothing is canon unless we say it is. gently caress you Disney. gently caress you., they would be. Luke never had a daughter, Han and Leia had boy/girl twins.

Sorry your Bantam collection is no longer canon. I know this is a tough adjustment to make, but you'll get through it.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

My only regret is Disney not striking the prequels from the canon.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I wish Star Wars never existed.

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Paladinus posted:

I wish Star Wars never existed.

This was actually a significant plot point on the CW show DC’s Legends of Tomorrow. George Lucas got kidnapped and a bunch of nerds in the present lost their drive to succeed.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

GreenMetalSun posted:

The stdh is coming from inside the thread!

Literally no one gives a gently caress about this poo poo either IRL or on the internet. Sorry you got butthurt because someone told you that your violent rape/'abuse-is-love' Sheith fic or dog-dick-rapeworld Desitel art was gross tho. Just block them and keep telling yourself that you're the only true LGBT ally or whatever it is you tell yourself.

...and yes, grown-rear end adults preying on barely-legal teens is almost always gross and sketchy. Cool that you figured it out.
that's a lot of words to convey your lack of caring about the subject :ironicat:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

TheManWithNoName posted:

This was actually a significant plot point on the CW show DC’s Legends of Tomorrow. George Lucas got kidnapped and a bunch of nerds in the present lost their drive to succeed.

I also wish that TV show never existed.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

GreenMetalSun posted:

The stdh is coming from inside the thread!

Literally no one gives a gently caress about this poo poo either IRL or on the internet. Sorry you got butthurt because someone told you that your violent rape/'abuse-is-love' Sheith fic or dog-dick-rapeworld Desitel art was gross tho. Just block them and keep telling yourself that you're the only true LGBT ally or whatever it is you tell yourself.

...and yes, grown-rear end adults preying on barely-legal teens is almost always gross and sketchy. Cool that you figured it out.

you need to lie down or something buddy?

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Controversial statement: 25 year olds should not date 18 year olds

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

you wouldn't last a day in the galactic senate, buddy.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

dovetaile posted:

Except that the "pedophilia" is stuff like an 18-year old and a 25-year old or any relationship with an age gap regardless of whether or not the participants are both of legal age.

Oh my sweet summer child, you know nothing of Snarry

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

Jurgan posted:

Sorry your Bantam collection is no longer canon. I know this is a tough adjustment to make, but you'll get through it.

I refuse to live in a world where Chewbacca doesn't get crushed to death by a moon falling on him.

Also a world without this guy:

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

update: that reylo person deactivated their account because even tumblr could tell how incredibly fake that story was and wouldn't stop dunking on the 39 year old who thought they'd be cool making up an argument with a child

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I have read that thing like six times, and I still have no idea what's going on.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

The General posted:

I have read that thing like six times, and I still have no idea what's going on.

A 39-year-old was in a public restroom, had their hair done like one character in the most recent Star Wars movie and was wearing a T-shirt featuring another character in that movie. A literal child walked into the restroom, saw this juxtaposition, deduced that this meant that the 39-year-old enjoyed the idea of the two characters loving, and started berating the 39-year-old for this because the literal child favored the idea of one of the characters loving a different character. The 39-year-old became angry at the literal child for this. Then the literal child's mother entered the restroom, berated the literal child, and revealed that she also enjoyed the idea of the two characters loving, thereby shaming the literal child and cementing the 39-year-old's triumph over the literal child.

This is intended to make the 39-year-old look good.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Drunk Tomato posted:

I refuse to live in a world where Chewbacca doesn't get crushed to death by a moon falling on him.

Also a world without this guy:





Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Han solo later hosed one of those things

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Zelder posted:

Han solo later hosed one of those things

are you a loving Otterlo

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Elizabethan Error posted:

that's a lot of words to convey your lack of caring about the subject :ironicat:

That's sort of adjacent to the issue, which is that shippers have persecution/gangstalking fantasies and they've developed them into this myth that there are hordes of 'antis' out to get them, everywhere. It's exactly why dovetaile flew in with 'but people are calling me a pedo for shipping a barely-legal child with someone in their mid-twenties!' in response to me saying, 'you know, you really should approach certain subjects with respect and tact'.

Literally no one harassed the Reylo-lady in the bathroom, and literally no one called dovetaile and their friends pedos.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

GreenMetalSun posted:

It's exactly why dovetaile flew in with 'but people are calling me a pedo for shipping a barely-legal child with someone in their mid-twenties!' in response to me saying, 'you know, you really should approach certain subjects with respect and tact'.

man you are doing an impressive amount of putting words in other people's mouths

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Brother Entropy posted:

man you are doing an impressive amount of putting words in other people's mouths

Are you gonna tell us about your fan fiction or not

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Drunk Tomato posted:

I refuse to live in a world where Chewbacca doesn't get crushed to death by a moon falling on him.

Also a world without this guy:



BoJack is a name that could easily be in Star Wars.
My head canon now is that the show is set in the same universe.

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

Paladinus posted:

BoJack is a name that could easily be in Star Wars.
My head canon now is that the show is set in the same universe.

I mean, Tina the nurse is basically a wookie, seems plausible.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Brother Entropy posted:

man you are doing an impressive amount of putting words in other people's mouths

I literally do not know what to tell you other than to post the literal thing that dovetaile said in response to me saying, 'write about sensitive topics with respect and tact'.

dovetaile posted:

Except that the "pedophilia" is stuff like an 18-year old and a 25-year old or any relationship with an age gap regardless of whether or not the participants are both of legal age.

No one harassed them or called them a pedo because they shipped an 18-year-old with a 25-year-old. There are no hordes of 'antis', it's a fantasy, it's made up. It literally did not happen. Absolutely no one is trying to take away their porn. Someone telling your porn is gross isn't evidence of widespread persecution. You aren't being harassed.

If a statement like, 'treat writing about abuse/rape/pedophilia with respect for their victims' makes you feel prosecuted and wronged, idk what to say.

Link us to your fanfiction though. Definitely.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!

GreenMetalSun posted:

barely-legal child

One of the more interesting reactions to paedophiles is to expand the definition of "child" to cover adults.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a barely legal, supple, tanned...wait let me start over.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

GreenMetalSun posted:

I literally do not know what to tell you other than to post the literal thing that dovetaile said in response to me saying, 'write about sensitive topics with respect and tact'.

idk man i just saw people having a good laugh at some embarrassing tumblr weirdo and you came in trying to speak truth to power against pedophilia and bestiality as if anyone here was gonna be all 'uh actually dog dicks are cool and good'

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Brother Entropy posted:

idk man i just saw people having a good laugh at some embarrassing tumblr weirdo and you came in trying to speak truth to power against pedophilia and bestiality as if anyone here was gonna be all 'uh actually dog dicks are cool and good'

Yeah, Morally Inept's been permabanned for years.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

maybe the real antis were the friends we made along the way

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I'm shipping all of you right now in a wooden crate to Abu Dhabi

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'm shipping all of you right now in a wooden crate to Abu Dhabi

Oh Garfield you lovable scamp

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
The only 25 year olds who don't think 18 year olds are gross babies are pedos fyi

Source: I'm 26 and 18 year olds are gross babies

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Counterpoint: goons are gross babies at any age

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Pththya-lyi posted:

Oh my sweet summer child, you know nothing of Snarry

Oh no I know plenty about Snarry. I've been in various fandoms since I was a teen. Which is also how i know what the antis are actually railing against and it is, in fact, ships with an age difference and not actual pedophilia. Fandom's becoming more and more about "purity".

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

dovetaile posted:

Oh no I know plenty about Snarry. I've been in various fandoms since I was a teen. Which is also how i know what the antis are actually railing against and it is, in fact, ships with an age difference and not actual pedophilia. Fandom's becoming more and more about "purity".

There's nobody more wrong than someone who's absolutely certain they understand their opposition.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

dovetaile posted:

Oh no I know plenty about Snarry. I've been in various fandoms liked different movies and TV shows since I was a teen. Which is also how i know what the antis no one in particular are actually railing against and it is, in fact, ships imaginary scenarios where imaginary characters touch pee-pees with an age difference and not actual pedophilia. Fandom's liking a TV show is becoming more and more about "purity" not being a loving creep.

walrusman has a new favorite as of 06:34 on Oct 17, 2017

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

GreenMetalSun posted:

The stdh is coming from inside the thread!

Literally no one gives a gently caress about this poo poo either IRL or on the internet. Sorry you got butthurt because someone told you that your violent rape/'abuse-is-love' Sheith fic or dog-dick-rapeworld Desitel art was gross tho. Just block them and keep telling yourself that you're the only true LGBT ally or whatever it is you tell yourself.

...and yes, grown-rear end adults preying on barely-legal teens is almost always gross and sketchy. Cool that you figured it out.

What in the blistering green gently caress are Sheith or Desitel? (The only shipping in my headcanon involves me and a small pool of actresses. And those are real life actresses that are flesh and people. And no, I don't own ANY body pillows of anything.)

Samizdata has a new favorite as of 06:51 on Oct 17, 2017

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Paladinus posted:

I also wish that TV show never existed.

Welp, looks like it is my turn...

FIIIIIIIITE ME! COME AT ME, NON-BRO!

Jayme
Jul 16, 2008
Wow, there sure are a lot of straw men being fought in this thread. For content, I present this classic:

quote:

List of bullshit I pulled in high school:
-My yearbook photo was a picture of some random baby off of Google I photoshopped my 17 year-old self’s head onto. It made it in.
-Slipped a video titled “hot busty lesbian porn” into the personal folders of everyone in my computer class, which after they all crowded around to see what it was, turned out to be the video for Never Gonna Give You Up (it was 2007, so not yet a worn out joke). Thanks to them (like idiots) deciding to swarm a computer with sound, the computer lab filled up with cheesy ‘80s pop and the sound of me laughing so hard I ended up on the floor clutching my stomach.
-Figured out that the school board internet filters blocked based on words and URLs, so I bypassed them simply by pinging their IP addresses, giving me free reign to Youtube and wherever else I felt like going to. I abused this power, and the fact I luckily had one of the computers with built-in speakers, to blast copious amounts of death metal all class.
-Formed an air band called Minotaur Lizards whose career peak was “playing” a montage of classic rock songs during a school presentation.
-Acted out the mock trial that made up the final for our senior year Law class as head prosecutor, wearing no shirt, no socks, a Dead Kennedys t-shirt, and shorts. Somehow got 10/10 for “appropriateness of dress” by being so utterly wrong that the teacher considered me to have looped back around.
-Made sure that the yearbook contained the words “Harry Potter erotica”, and nobody realized until it had already gone to print.
-Did accounting for some of the pot dealers in my year and ended up taking a good cash bonus home after my suggested “baked sale” hit it big.
-Managed to get out of gym class the last two years on the promise to teachers that if I kept a friend, who was in a wheelchair and one of the above-mentioned dealers, occupied and out of trouble, I could skimp on doing class for non-test days and eke out a 75%.
-Turned in so many bullshit essays and “I was bored on this vocabulary test so I write it all in haiku” results that teachers would be disappointed if I turned in ‘normal effort’ work.
-Found out someone I really disliked hated my laugh, and dialed up how totally hilarious I found Cool Runnings so much that my laughter got him into a hissy fit that ended with his suspension.
-Figured out the school’s weak exits where one could slip through without being noticed, and began selling this information to people once our school cut its truancy officer for budget reasons.
-Managed to send through enough filthily-worded Valentine’s Day candygrams with the help of a friend on the inside that there were no candygrams the next year.
-Did most of my work for my last year on a single piece of paper I’d just fold up and stick back in my pocket out of general laziness and my lack of need for notes. Math teacher kept poking fun at it, which led to an escalating war of attrition that ended when I handed in a test written on a corn tortilla.
-Was voted Most Unique in what is most certainly the last flattering time that award was given in the school’s history

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Seventh Arrow
Jan 26, 2005

Oh no, he pinged their IP addresses? Look out, here comes Mr l33t Hacker Man!

also

quote:

Acted out the mock trial that made up the final for our senior year Law class as head prosecutor, wearing no shirt, no socks, a Dead Kennedys t-shirt, and shorts

How do you derail your own make-believe story so easily? :psyduck:

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