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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
the state of purebred dog breeding tells me we aint getting out of it easy, maybe in 100 years a true blue blood bougie wil have fashionably bug eyes that occasionally pop out.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Office Pig posted:

what are you talking about, her husband is in that tweet i linked

there is insane amounts of money involved i'd put up with a lot of weird sex poo poo

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Duscat posted:

just imagine the satisfying thunk those big fat melons would make falling into the head basket

I'm mostly wondering if her mom died in childbirth trying to push that melon out

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

[mercer's head plops into the headbasket] "time is but a door, death is but a window, I'll be back"

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
So stop me if you've heard the one where the nazi got kicked out of his boffer LARP for being a nazi. It's old so you probably have, but it's worth the re-read.

https://altrightalready.wordpress.com/2017/08/31/larping-community-disowns-alt-right-organizer/

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/919928323698057216

sure you could make the argument they're more like apartheid boers and not nazis but i don't see why we can't be indiscriminate with the terminology, you know?

we did it, we found the origin of the nazi moonman meme

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Dreddout posted:

"What's next pedophilia?"

*Avatar is a lesbian schoolgirl that he jacks off to*

what character is that?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/919928323698057216

sure you could make the argument they're more like apartheid boers and not nazis but i don't see why we can't be indiscriminate with the terminology, you know?

*opens the Trump Matryoshka doll one further*

Oh my gosh it was a fivehead in there this entire time

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i just noticed freddie deboer is still gone from the internet

https://twitter.com/FreddieDeboer/status/909958545751363584

good

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
who is freddie deboer

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jose posted:

who is freddie deboer

liberal pretend-marxist academic who got mad about antifa and kids becoming socialists without going through 6 years of grad school first

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
can someone explain ancaps to me? like i know it means anarcho-capitalist but idg what that means. does it mean they think capitalism should be a true free for all and if so why are they all shut in nerds

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
essentially libertarians

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

sneakyfrog posted:

essentially libertarians

libertarians but somehow more online

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
so shut in nerds who would be brutally owned by the free market

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Jose posted:

so shut in nerds who would be brutally owned by the free market

randian moral relativists who believe they should be free to do absolutely whatever they want and not be beholden to any sort of authority

in other words exactly yes

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Jose posted:

so shut in nerds who would be brutally owned by the free market
a ceaselessly amusing fact

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
they would be deemed unsuitable as food animals

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Jose posted:

can someone explain ancaps to me? like i know it means anarcho-capitalist but idg what that means. does it mean they think capitalism should be a true free for all and if so why are they all shut in nerds

it's libertarianism taken to its logical conclusion, there is no state at all and everything is replaced by private corporations for everything from law enforcement, courts, roads, etc. through a whole lot of magical thinking, this doesn't somehow devolve into a cyberpunk dystopia but instead results in true freedom.

most of the folks that identify as that start as libertarianism true believers who don't understand the "small government" dog whistles and the true nature of the grift, and instead fully ingest the talking points and crap out anarcho-capitalism.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
tbh they only believe in that philosophy because they want to be able to purchase 6 year old child sex slaves

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

fundamental to ancap belief is that the existence of a state is an unjust condition because it imposes artificial restrictions on human interaction [joke about age of consent goes here]

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

They are in fact already owned by the current levels of brutality within our present capitalist system. They just want to double down on dying as literal slaves or as test animals for cosmetics companies or something.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
what is it with these idiots and incel nerds becoming nazi's who think they'd suddenly get sex lol

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Jose posted:

can someone explain ancaps to me? like i know it means anarcho-capitalist but idg what that means. does it mean they think capitalism should be a true free for all and if so why are they all shut in nerds

Somebody post that thing from a few years ago where an ancap went to Greece and got beat up by actual anarchists and started screaming "you're breaking NAP! Stop aggressing against me!"

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Jose posted:

what is it with these idiots and incel nerds becoming nazi's who think they'd suddenly get sex lol

They don't understand women and they don't see them as people

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Ague Proof posted:

They don't understand women and they don't see them as people

lol jokes on them, becuz u dont need to understand them, just piss all over yourself and the pheromones will do the rest, the ladies wont be able to resist u, also girls love anime pillows it shows that ur a a virile apex pepe

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Somebody post that thing from a few years ago where an ancap went to Greece and got beat up by actual anarchists and started screaming "you're breaking NAP! Stop aggressing against me!"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/3ucp8y/i_was_beat_up_by_left_anarchists_in_greece/

the other ancaps start making fun of him

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Jose posted:

what is it with these idiots and incel nerds becoming nazi's who think they'd suddenly get sex lol

literally just they imagine when they are high ranking nazi officers and government officials they'll either be able to schmooze or bully their way into all the sex they want due to their power

in they're minds they're a colonel or some high ranking attache and never the cannon fodder that makes their power possible

Mundrial Mantis
Aug 15, 2017


Jose posted:

can someone explain ancaps to me? like i know it means anarcho-capitalist but idg what that means. does it mean they think capitalism should be a true free for all and if so why are they all shut in nerds

To put it in broad terms, ancaps believe that the parts of a government they like (defense and courts for instance) can be replaced by private entities that people voluntarily pay to use and that property and negative rights are the most important rights to guarantee freedom as they define it. They think problems like negative externalities or discrimination can be solved by people not buying a company's product.

If this sounds naively utopian and havewave-y for someone not worth billions to actually want, that is anarcho-capitalism for you. Ancaps in my experience believe that if they stick with a profitable field then they will eventually be on top and those below them weren't as good. The anarcho part comes from thinking that things well be better without a government despite their still being a class and business hierarchy. Some believe that basic economic interactions like the exchange of goods and services between two parties is capitalism so they also have gaps in their understanding of economics. They take a D&D rules lawyer approach to economics and politics in that if you follow this "logical" process, that doesn't question the assumptions or reality, then you will inevitably arrive at what they believe. This explains the shut-in nerd part but also why they want a GP standard.

Mundrial Mantis has issued a correction as of 22:40 on Oct 16, 2017

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Jose posted:

what is it with these idiots and incel nerds becoming nazi's who think they'd suddenly get sex lol

their ideology also involves essentially enslaving women

youtubes of bald guys getting mad about feminism are insanely popular with these dorks

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ahahahahahahaha "Ancaps"

Some good comedy came out of the Anarcho-Capitalism mememovement in early 2017 in the Facebook group "Ancapistan", such as Recreational McNukes™ and unthinking, blind demonization of public infrastructure, but it's mostly 4chan expats making way too many child-consent jokes for comfort

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Also this may just be me being ignorant but aren't anarchy and capitalism... like... fundamentally opposed... like isn't "Anarcho-capitalist" seriously a huge oxymoron? Like it is completely impossible to have capitalism without hierarchy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Heaven Spacey posted:

Also this may just be me being ignorant but aren't anarchy and capitalism... like... fundamentally opposed... like isn't "Anarcho-capitalist" seriously a huge oxymoron?

its why i asked and the answer was as dumb as i expected

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Heaven Spacey posted:

Also this may just be me being ignorant but aren't anarchy and capitalism... like... fundamentally opposed... like isn't "Anarcho-capitalist" seriously a huge oxymoron? Like it is completely impossible to have capitalism without hierarchy

you have now put more thought into this than every ancap in existence

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Anarcho-capitalism is an ideology devoid of any merit but its comedy/visual meme content.

The only thing that I found which approaches it is a science fiction series called, The Fall Revolution by Ken MacLeod, which I recommend because science fiction is fun:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_MacLeod#Bibliography

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


also here's idiot CHUDs entering a police station wearing ski masks and extremely armed, ANARCHO CAPITLISM:

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2017/02/man_who_carried_loaded_rifle_i.html

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Jose posted:

what is it with these idiots and incel nerds becoming nazi's who think they'd suddenly get sex lol

legalized rape

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

they haven't had good dating prospects since the thirteenth amendment

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Heaven Spacey posted:

Also this may just be me being ignorant but aren't anarchy and capitalism... like... fundamentally opposed... like isn't "Anarcho-capitalist" seriously a huge oxymoron? Like it is completely impossible to have capitalism without hierarchy

in their heads, it ends up looking like some kind of imagined high tech but also somehow medieval fantasy society where corporations never really accrue power and the individual is therefore a little godling that corporations bend over backwards to help.

or, put another way, an-caps are the kind of people who read Snow Crash and don't realize it's describing a dystopia. I think I got that quote from someone around here...

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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Heaven Spacey posted:

Also this may just be me being ignorant but aren't anarchy and capitalism... like... fundamentally opposed... like isn't "Anarcho-capitalist" seriously a huge oxymoron? Like it is completely impossible to have capitalism without hierarchy

Yeah it's transparently a rebranding of libertarianism with more than a few fascists overtones.


Still as funny as the first time I read it.

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