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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



echinopsis posted:

lol i got two pizzas from pizza hut

good lord no body deserves that. go down a bottle of cheap vodka or something instead and spare your colon

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

cinci zoo sniper posted:

martian was fine, Real Bad was second half of interstellar and the entirety of gravity

actually interstellar will always be good because of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfHzzy6T9to

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
come on tars

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis posted:

lol i got two pizzas from pizza hut
I can barely fathom how bad nz Pizza Hut is on your guts

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
lol if u cant tell that usb is ubside down just by looking at it

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

George posted:

lol if u cant tell that usb is ubside down just by looking at it

If they had used usb c all those astronauts would be alive right now.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

mrmcd posted:

If they had used usb c all those astronauts would be alive right now.

rip christa mcauliffe

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

them is a doctor

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005



okay, what about French, which doesn't have a gender neutral pronoun?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




theflyingorc posted:

how can you say that about a movie that contained The First Half of Interstellar

first half of interstellar was adequate

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
dammit is it trendy to hate the martian now; i don't follow the sci-fi thread anymore so i'm behind the times re: all the things i'm supposed to hate lest i be sneered at for not being a properly cultured nerd

https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/919219047698452480

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kenny Logins posted:

I can barely fathom how bad nz Pizza Hut is on your guts

lol why would nz pizza hut be worse?

but

i am paying

what’s that poo scale thing? between rocks and slop? well imagine that but with 5 new dimensions and imagine a line intersecting all stages at once and moving in between curled up invisible dimensions and that comes close to describing what sitting on the toilet has been like since the pizza

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

i liked the martian the movie more than the martian the book

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Glorgnole posted:

i liked the martian the movie more than the martian the book

ive not read it but the book on martian sounds like bad version of whatever i read, like a old book where botanist got stuck living in a himalayan valley

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nemYBeT4aQY

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


it's a monster-sized unit that combines the function of jetting with suction.

that sees like a useful thing for a local municipal corporation to have

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




duTrieux. posted:

it's a monster-sized unit that combines the function of jetting with suction.

that sees like a useful thing for a local municipal corporation to have

like police spraying van only with poo poo

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

mods please rename me cum suction unit

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

echinopsis posted:

lol why would nz pizza hut be worse?

but

i am paying

what’s that poo scale thing? between rocks and slop? well imagine that but with 5 new dimensions and imagine a line intersecting all stages at once and moving in between curled up invisible dimensions and that comes close to describing what sitting on the toilet has been like since the pizza

opiates are the cure for ibs

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

*exits dumpster and scrambles into thread* DID I MISS SMOKAS BDAY?!?!?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

cinci zoo sniper posted:

first half of interstellar was adequate

everything that happen on earth is abysmal

also the ocean planet is dumb

i liked ice planet and hated the ending

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




theflyingorc posted:

everything that happen on earth is abysmal

also the ocean planet is dumb

i liked ice planet and hated the ending

i dont remember the deets but the movie went to poo poo as soon as they started weaboo black hole majic

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i dont remember the deets but the movie went to poo poo as soon as they started weaboo black hole majic

that's like the last ten minutes

my least favorite thing is still Anne Hathaway getting a guy killed by a giant tsunami

because she needs the research to find out if this is a habitable planet

THE PLANET THAT HAS CONSTANT GIANT TSUNAMIS

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




theflyingorc posted:

that's like the last ten minutes

my least favorite thing is still Anne Hathaway getting a guy killed by a giant tsunami

because she needs the research to find out if this is a habitable planet

THE PLANET THAT HAS CONSTANT GIANT TSUNAMIS

no, that was close to an hour and a half

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4omxgeiwMw

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

That's just cruel

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


Andy makes me happy

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

RISCy Business posted:

mods please rename me cum suction unit

if you take your dads name often people will just end up calling you junior

QuantumPotato
Feb 3, 2005

Fallen Rib

George posted:

My favorite theater:



It's actually open when that was taken. I saw Bill and Ted there growing up, and Dredd when it came out. The place is always empty and I wonder who's using it to launder money.

There's a little 6 screen theater close to me that we used to go to as teenagers that was the shittiest, dirtiest, literal rats crawling over your feet during the movie kind of theater. It closed maybe 10 years ago, and was recently reopened a premium AMC theater. Has a bar, nice motorized reclining seats, actual servers and ushers and what not. Except, I think its reputation has carried over from the old days, because I can go there at prime time friday or saturday and be the only one in the theater. In fact, i saw BR:2049 opening night with only one other person in the theater. I'll be sad when they close it again.

Also, they closed one of the two local indie theaters and made it into an AT&T store. Hopefully the other can keep its doors open.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Trig Discipline posted:

if you take your dads name often people will just end up calling you junior

jesus lol

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

echinopsis posted:

lol why would nz pizza hut be worse?

i don't know about nz but australian pizza hut is several orders of magnitude worse than american pizza hut

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/bbcthree/status/920217809216471041

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

ooooh


I've been cleansing my butt with those.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


duTrieux. posted:

if the gender isn't known, 'they'

'they/them' has been used as a singular for at least 500 years, anybody who argues about it is either an idiot or, well,

What about phrases like "they are Swedish" which in the virgin English is ambiguous as to whether it's plural or singular while in Chad languages like Turkish it is clearly one or the other?

(Correct answer: use they but indicate in some way that it is singular. "How" is up to the UI guys.)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/malki/status/920248938749313024

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
http://www.theonion.com/article/study-finds-flushing-toilets-wastes-billions-gallo-57210

quote:

Study Finds Flushing Toilets Wastes Billions Of Gallons Of Piss And poo poo Annually

smh all those posts

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/AfricaByMowto/status/920055420391182336

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