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i love really stupid weapons. what's the stupidest weapon a video game character uses?
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Oct 17, 2017 18:26
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in peace walker you can hold up people with a banana as long as they don't actually see it
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Oct 17, 2017 18:27
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Stexils posted:i love really stupid weapons. what's the stupidest weapon a video game character uses? Lu Bu’s weird spinner thing, the Gungrave coffin gun, DMc3’s guitar
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Oct 17, 2017 18:27
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lusopizzacutter.jpeg edit: I always thought the snarks in Half-life were dumb. Like maybe they'll attack the enemy, or no one, or you, or fall through the level. Can't wait to find out!
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Oct 17, 2017 18:27
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also the mgs4 rifle that fires tornadoes
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Oct 17, 2017 18:28
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Dude with the boat in Dynasty warriors
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Oct 17, 2017 18:28
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The World’s Most Interesting Bomb
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Oct 17, 2017 18:28
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tap my mountain posted:Dude with the boat in Dynasty warriors 
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Oct 17, 2017 18:30
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Like 3/4 of the items in Dead Rising
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Oct 17, 2017 18:31
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DUCK GAME
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Oct 17, 2017 18:32
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FirstAidKite posted:Hey everybody, since we're talking about mediocre games that you like/don't like, I thought maybe I'd ask a question. Michigan: Report From Hell, but I probably thought of it bc I just played it like 3 days ago. You don't really do much, it's kind of like a primordial walking sim. And they don't use the Intervention mechanic nearly enough (twice over the entire game) and it's way too long and it's relatively impossible to find a version in English unless you live in Europe and want to spend too much money. But the central conceit is so fascinating to me, and the idea that different endings are locked behind just completely ignoring the central mechanic of shooting dialogue means you'd bore yourself out of your skull trying to see a different 30 second FMV. But I love it
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Oct 17, 2017 18:38
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but I figure I'll just write about that one for now.
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oh the jurassic park 3 park builder for gba was cool when i was like 10 but it probably is super suck
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Oct 17, 2017 18:45
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Stexils posted:i love really stupid weapons. what's the stupidest weapon a video game character uses? everything from God Eater
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Oct 17, 2017 18:49
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if i made a game with upgradeable weapons i would for sure include the noble garbage tier branch with a leaf on it that can be honed to the best sword
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Oct 17, 2017 18:52
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oddium posted:if i made a game with upgradeable weapons i would for sure include the noble garbage tier branch with a leaf on it that can be honed to the best sword is there a term for this, a ton of games do it
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Oct 17, 2017 18:58
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where can I read about the South Park game
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Oct 17, 2017 19:04
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Stexils posted:i love really stupid weapons. what's the stupidest weapon a video game character uses? this honor can only go to Joachim, the gay wrestling vampire from Shadow Hearts: Covenant who fights using random heavy objects he finds lying around including but not limited to: a mailbox, a wrestling announcer's desk, a big frozen trout, a miniature office building with miniature office workers inside also he has a butterfly mask that makes him super-powerful
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Oct 17, 2017 19:05
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well nevermind
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Oct 17, 2017 19:06
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Cowcaster posted:is there a term for this, a ton of games do it i don't know the term but i know if you drop the branch sword in a fountain the fairy will appear and ask if you dropped the fabled masamune instead. if you say no she rewards your honesty with the blade
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Oct 17, 2017 19:20
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Snooze Cruise posted:Any other game would have removed the usability of the yell button in the opening party scene. I think Raw Danger is the oldest game I can remember that lets you put goofy-rear end wardrobe items on your characters to totally ruin the dramatic tension of cutscenes
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Oct 17, 2017 19:21
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Tales has been doing it for a long time but I'm not sure how long.
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Oct 17, 2017 19:22
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oddium posted:i don't know the term but i know if you drop the branch sword in a fountain the fairy will appear and ask if you dropped the fabled masamune instead. if you say no she rewards your honesty with the blade one of these days someone's gotta make it so the fairy rewards your honesty by giving you back the lump of crap
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Oct 17, 2017 19:32
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Is Raw Danger the one with the ost by Skapara? e: my bad, that was Incredible Crisis
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Oct 17, 2017 19:32
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Is the first legacy of kain cool, its on sale for a dollar on PSN.
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Oct 17, 2017 19:33
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Oct 17, 2017 19:33
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 What?And the randomly capitalized words -- that's like the biggest red flag ever for madness.
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Oct 17, 2017 19:36
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FirstAidKite posted:Hey everybody, since we're talking about mediocre games that you like/don't like, I thought maybe I'd ask a question. I tried answering this question but every time I looked at a game I really like my brain screamed "you can't say its bad, it does this really well!". The closest thing I can think of is LISA. The gameplay in LISA is totally standard and utterly remarkable aside from some funny visuals. But I find the story to be extremely good and it handles subjects most games refuse to even touch really well. I don't think that's really an honest answer though cause I don't think the game is mediocre, I just think its underrated.
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Oct 17, 2017 19:37
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Human ultra-experience database - Develop a world-wide digital database cataloguing different types of supranormal experiences, with the goal of creating proprietary algorithms to find detailed patterns and correlate them with other academic research. Brain-computer interface technology - Explore new approaches for the use of sophisticated technologies to promote direct brain to computer interfaces. Engineering the space-time metric - Develop next-generation aerospace propulsion technologies, using a concept referred to as metric engineering, which uses advanced math modelling techniques, providing a technology base to the Aerospace Division for future products. Telepathy - Explore the location in the brain where this phenomenon is centered, and develop protocols for its enhancement and use. Updates Fmr. Manager of DOD Aerospace Threat Program: “UFOs are Real”
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Oct 17, 2017 19:38
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loving finally someone is 'exploring the location of the brain where telepathy comes from'
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Oct 17, 2017 19:40
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The Blink-182? 
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Oct 17, 2017 19:40
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Let me just get out my chequebook...
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Oct 17, 2017 19:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcscXItyc9Y If you gather all the 16 limited editions pairs you get to make a wish.
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Oct 17, 2017 19:42
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FirstAidKite posted:Hey everybody, since we're talking about mediocre games that you like/don't like, I thought maybe I'd ask a question. Lost Kingdoms 2. It's From cashing in on the early 2000s card game craze but it's still a slow action rpg like their other output Joe and Mac 2. Caveman and dinosaur platformer. Final boss is bullshit Odin Sphere (the original) All of the 3D bombermans (64, Hero, Second Attack, Generations, Jetter) Star Fox Assault Custom Robo (on the gc)
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Oct 17, 2017 19:42
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Samuringa posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcscXItyc9Y Ubi could do a dozen different terrible product tie-ins and none of them would be as baffling as the Final Fantasy XV - Assassin's Creed Crossover Event
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Oct 17, 2017 19:44
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Stexils posted:i love really stupid weapons. what's the stupidest weapon a video game character uses? *posts Square Enix's gameography*
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Oct 17, 2017 19:44
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ubi could do a dozen different terrible product tie-ins and none of them would be as baffling as the Final Fantasy XV - Assassin's Creed Crossover Event How about the MGS4 one.
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Oct 17, 2017 19:45
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Ubi could do a dozen different terrible product tie-ins and none of them would be as baffling as the Final Fantasy XV - Assassin's Creed Crossover Event What about the Sonic Hooters crossover
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Oct 17, 2017 19:46
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Wasn't there a Monster Hunter Generations Asscreed DLC? Sure wish XX would get localized. 
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Oct 17, 2017 19:47
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In Training posted:How about the MGS4 one. that armor looked great on ezio in brotherhood
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Oct 17, 2017 19:48
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FirstAidKite posted:For me, it'd be Torchlight 2. I enjoyed the first Torchlight a lot and I've noticed in the past year or so a lot of people dismissing 2 and saying that it is a bad game (or at least a very "meh" game). It has its flaws, sure (iirc, on higher difficulties you can get one-shotted by enemy critical hits with no way to get around it other than "be an engineer"), but I like the aesthetic and moddability and just running around with some friends and clicking on stuff to smash them until they explode. Torchlight 2 is "mediocre" only if you take each thing it does and calculate the average. It has the best tactile feel of any Diablo clone ever made. It also has the absolute loving worst itemization and underlying math of any game of its kind. It's like the talent that went into Diablo 2 got split right down the middle and they filled in the half they didn't get with literal poo poo. Tuxedo Catfish fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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