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ReadingZucchini posted:Given the I think the guys of similar vileness and self-centeredness of East Asian descent end up on r/asianidentity And they spend more time whining about interracial relationships and the evil Asian women who dare to have them. As an aside kimchi is good
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excel = former incel freecel = deceased incel, now freed from this mortal plane tincel = I am made of tin. This is actually a serious impediment to my love life, so don't lump me in with those wrist and clavicle guys. excelcel = femoids disdain my miserable spreadsheet skills freecellcel = I am undesirable due to incompetence at card games tinselcel = holiday decorations have conspired to cause my celibacy.
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Oct 17, 2017 16:26
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Sailcel: not willing to be Navy gay
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Oct 17, 2017 17:11
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KillerJunglist posted:Sexcel. Fuckcel. Intercoursecel. Duracel. Boy are these guys going to be sore when they hear about the priesthood
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Oct 17, 2017 17:46
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Hellinacel, being an incel wrestler. Not to be confused with helenacel, which is being incel in Montana.
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Oct 17, 2017 17:57
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Zeruel posted:Cel Saga wikipedia posted:a late 90s anime in which the secret incel cabal has decided that the world is corrupt and must be conquered in order to be redeemed. the incel leader st. rogers sends his two top agents: rippedrichandincel, a genki as gently caress anime stereotype, and blackops2cel, a sickly sort who often projectile vomits blood. the duo capture that one penguin who wants to gently caress the standee anime girl in his enclosure and keep him around as an emergency food supply chumbler posted:Hellinacel, being an incel wrestler. Not to be confused with helenacel, which is being incel in Montana. not to be confused with "hyliancel," which is being incel because the gorons get all the girls
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Oct 17, 2017 19:21
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Beware the incel’s most nefarious foe: The Outcel. Who is the Outcel? The Outcel is an undercover Chad. A subversive. An agent profuckateur. He seeks only to undermine and subvert the Incel from within. Who is he? He could be anywhere. Anyone. He could be your neighbor, your best friend, the man at your grocery store, even the cute dog you see being walked the at the park every other Thursday. Not a good boy. Not a good boy at all. Be ever vigilant against the lies of the Outcel and remember: if you see something, say something.
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One of my rare works of original content.
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Oct 17, 2017 19:27
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It's good.
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Oct 17, 2017 20:03
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fruit on the bottom posted:profuckateur. 
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Oct 17, 2017 20:32
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Yesss, Bayeux memes rule.
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Oct 17, 2017 21:08
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Tiny chips of wood embedded in my skin cause me great pain, preventing me from acting smooth in front of women. I am Splintercel
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Oct 17, 2017 21:47
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tote up a bags posted:Tiny chips of wood embedded in my skin cause me great pain, preventing me from acting smooth in front of women. I am Splintercel Not to be confused with not being able to get laid because you are rat-like in appearance and live in a sewer.
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Oct 17, 2017 21:48
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Literally A Person posted:Not to be confused with not being able to get laid because you are rat-like in appearance and live in a sewer. yeah, that's just "incel"
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Oct 17, 2017 21:49
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noether posted:yeah, that's just "incel" Well, it was a TMNT joke. But...um, yeah. Still kind of works either way.
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Oct 17, 2017 21:50
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Fathis Munk posted:Yesss, Bayeux memes rule. I still love those
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Oct 17, 2017 22:00
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green chicken feet posted:excel = former incel
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Oct 17, 2017 22:01
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It'll be nice when they finally achieve photovoltaiccel and can start living off the grid (unlike those horrible gridcels...) Edit: 2-x-cel.  The incel-est robutt. KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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Oct 17, 2017 22:10
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Photocel: An incel that totally derives it's energy through photosynthesis.
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Oct 17, 2017 22:13
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KillerJunglist posted:
It has a better grasp on reality, though
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Oct 17, 2017 22:44
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XXXcel - it's Vin Diesel but he doesn't gently caress
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Oct 17, 2017 23:47
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His Purple Majesty posted:XXXcel - it's Vin Diesel but he doesn't gently caress Not to be confused with DMXcel who can't find anyone to give it to
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Oct 17, 2017 23:50
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What about a Dinocel?
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Oct 17, 2017 23:52
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MarcusSA posted:What about a Dinocel? Can't get laid because they believe in evolution.
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Oct 17, 2017 23:54
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noether posted:Not to be confused with DMXcel who can't find anyone to give it to 
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splintercels are incels who just never get noticed.
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Oct 18, 2017 00:30
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:splintercels are incels who just never get noticed. 
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Oct 18, 2017 00:47
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Batterycel- swapped in a spare battery into his android phone at a date. Doomed to never get laid Prisoncel- went to jail, but not for a cool crime. Doomed to never get laid Photocel- someone uploaded an embarrassing photo of him to the internet. Doomed to never get laid Photovoltaiccel- someone uploaded an embarrassing photo of him to the internet, which is shame cause he had potential. Doomed to never get laid Bombcel- blows up any room he’s in with raucous rear end gas. Doomed to never get laid Halfcel- was mutated by a mysterious ooze, and is now a weird anthropomorphic version of his former self. Saves people from his home in the sewers with finely honed ninja skills. Doomed to never get laid Diecel - drinks diesel. Doomed to never get laid Cellcel- the average circumference of his body cells is suboptimal. Doomed to never get laid Intelcel- works at intel. Doomed to never get laid Wincel- a system for wood cell analysis. Doomed to never get laid Pencel- writes everything with pencils. Doomed to never get laid Cancel- has some sweet cans. Doomed to never get laid
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Framecel - Some are born Incel Trekcel - some become Incel Fatecel - and some have Inceldom thrust upon them.
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Oct 18, 2017 00:59
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My Linux Rig posted:Cancel- has some sweet cans. Doomed to never get laid "You've been cancel-ed motherfucker."
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My Linux Rig posted:Batterycel  Nasal-labial length too great forheadicular folds too great chinular region too long eyeoculo too small Skin made of plastic Will never get laid
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Oct 18, 2017 01:17
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My Linux Rig posted:Intelcel- works at intel. Doomed to never get laid Incel Inside (R) The Incel Inside (R) brand represents "World-Class Misogyny and Moping from Incel". Incel Inside (R) is one of the world's lousiest co-operative radicalization programs with hundreds of members licensed to use the Incel (R) brand on their reddit posts. The Incel brand is a reminder to end users that the posts they are reading contain Incel idiocy and offer patheticness, quarrelsomeness, ridiculousness, and incomprehensibility they expect from Incel.
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Oct 18, 2017 01:20
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The Alexander Graham Cel - talks a big game in text, but has no game on the phone.
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Oct 18, 2017 01:53
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The Handmaid's cel - gets their dream Gilead, but isn't one of the commanders
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Oct 18, 2017 02:28
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ReadingZucchini posted:I don't even. wait wasn't someone here in this thread talking about how their "pulse" was causing them to be an incel?
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Mucelini- thinks the government should pitch in and arrange marriages for incels.
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Oct 18, 2017 02:30
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Winston Church-cel: In the morning you'll be sober, and he'll still be an incel
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My Linux Rig posted:Batterycel- swapped in a spare battery into his android phone at a date. Doomed to never get laid im dying. DYING
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