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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I'm kinda digging this theme of old men for season 5.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 18:37

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:01

Herostratus: May 1, 2013

EorayMel posted:

I'm kinda digging this theme of old men for season 5.

Not just old men...
I nominate - The Queen of Thorns

# ? Oct 16, 2017 18:48

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Come on, all! Get those characters in!

# ? Oct 16, 2017 23:28

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

bATMAN!!!!

and of course you can't have Batman without the most important Batman character, Spider-Man

# ? Oct 16, 2017 23:43

Wintermutant: Oct 2, 2009; Dinosaur Gum

I'd like to nominate Baron Harkonnen

and Charlie Chaplin

# ? Oct 17, 2017 00:11

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

I would like to see the original nominee from district 12:
Primrose Everdeen

and her sister's best friend:
Gale Whateverthefuck

# ? Oct 17, 2017 00:21

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

I nominate Joseph Stalin

and his buddy Leon Trotsky

# ? Oct 17, 2017 00:31

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Holocaust Survivor Dr Viktor Frankl

He told people that he survived Auschwitz by finding ultimate meaning. What really happened is that he survived because he found ultimate killing.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 00:34

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Caufman posted:

Holocaust Survivor Dr Viktor Frankl

He told people that he survived Auschwitz by finding ultimate meaning. What really happened is that he survived because he found ultimate killing.

He looks a lot less anime than most danganronpa characters

# ? Oct 17, 2017 00:37

Olanphonia: Jul 27, 2006; I'm open to suggestions~

I nominate Gary Gygax, a man who devoted his life to killing players in a different game

and Happycat, a cat with a smile the hides the killer within

# ? Oct 17, 2017 01:20

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

As nominees, I put forth:

Emil Antonowsky

and

Frank Drebin

# ? Oct 17, 2017 01:20

Polly Toodle: Apr 21, 2010; CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!

Here's my previous unused entry:

TV's detective Lt. Columbo, here to ask his opponents just "one more thing."

and:

A child wearing a swing wing. We will name him The Swingwing Kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcUjuXBFA8

# ? Oct 17, 2017 02:15

Serge Painsbourg: Jul 26, 2016

I nominate Mr. Rogers, Winner of the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny,

and Heihachi Mishima, Winner of the King of Iron Fist Tournament.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 02:40

Horace Kinch: Aug 15, 2007

I nominate Lois Einhorn

and Dan Marino.

Whatever hijinks they get into, just remember, laces out!

# ? Oct 17, 2017 03:24

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

And Tyler Too! posted:

I nominate Lois Einhorn

and Dan Marino.

Whatever hijinks they get into, just remember, laces out!

# ? Oct 17, 2017 04:07

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

I nominate Dave Arneson, Gary Gygax's partner in crime,

and Richard Garfield, another terrifying creator usurped by wizards.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 04:12

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

I nominate:

Smug Pennywise:

or

Depressed Pennywise:

or both.

edit: :five:

btw, I love these

# ? Oct 17, 2017 04:19

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I would go with retro smug Pennywise then nu Pennywise. Say one's an imposter/poser of the other and his cramping his style.

Also, because of the gratuitous amounts of old people in this one, can we classify this one as Something Awful Hunger Games Cinco: Senior Showdown?

# ? Oct 17, 2017 04:29

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

EorayMel posted:

I would go with retro smug Pennywise then nu Pennywise. Say one's an imposter/poser of the other and his cramping his style.

I was going to do that but I still haven't seen the new one yet so I didn't want set up a chance of someone accidentally saying something spoiler-ish.

I'll see it once this bout of crippling depression subsides.

So I'll probably download it in a few months.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 04:40

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Whys is max named sam?

# ? Oct 17, 2017 04:44

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

I nominate

Stan "the Man" Lee

and

Hideo Kojima

# ? Oct 17, 2017 04:52

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

I nominate myself using my avatar. Im a real boy and will defeat all these phonies.

Edit: furthermore I nominate the OP as my partner

If. He. Daaaaaares.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Oct 17, 2017

# ? Oct 17, 2017 05:08

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Baloo the Bear

AND

Joe Merrick

# ? Oct 17, 2017 05:24

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A smug cat

Hank Schrader

# ? Oct 17, 2017 06:27

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

Harley Quinn

And this wheel of cheese!

# ? Oct 17, 2017 06:38

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Gridlocked posted:

Whys is max named sam?

Max is Sam, and Sam is Max. But also, Max is Max, and Sam is Sam.

It sounds confusing, but thankfully they're always next to each other, so I just call them Sam 'n Max.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 06:56

Porpoise With A Purpose: Feb 28, 2006

Londo Molari

Gkar

# ? Oct 17, 2017 07:31

Georgia Peach: Jan 7, 2005; SECESSION IS FUTILE

Mr. Jim Lahey of Sunnyvale Trailer Park in remembrance of his death today.

Georgia Peach fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Oct 17, 2017

# ? Oct 17, 2017 08:47

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Gonna be a real sad hour if he dies first here

# ? Oct 17, 2017 08:51

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

I nominate Jessica Fletcher / Angela Lansbury, because with all these people getting killed, there is definitely a murder to write about.

And the second most famous British woman, her majesty queen Elizabeth II, ruler of the ~~seven~~ twenty realms and wearer of silly hats.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 09:13

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

Really great contestants this time around. Keep them coming!! Or don't, if we have enough, I haven't counted yet.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 14:05

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

I nominate America's greatest cultural icons!!

"Weird Al" Yankovic

The Hamburglar

# ? Oct 17, 2017 14:37

Leos Klein: Mar 11, 2011; ALL HAIL CARDIEL

I will nominate TWO of America's greatest weapons

The F-15 Eagle

A Baseball

# ? Oct 17, 2017 21:54

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

IF there is still room I nominate Kratos

(I can't be arsed to find the pic without the eye patch) and DRIVE ME CLOSER

# ? Oct 17, 2017 22:00

the popular kids: Dec 27, 2010; Time for some thrilling heroics.

I'd like to nominate the FBI agents nobody asked for

Agent Monica Reyes

Agent Jon Doggett

# ? Oct 18, 2017 00:53

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

and this wheel of cheese!

def rooting for cheese this round

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:04

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Do the custom events actually carry over? Like if someone injures themselves climbing a tree do they stay injured? The way the game goes it doesn't seem it, but in honour of cheese wheel:

Player x chases player y down a hill! Player y escapes when player x injures themself in a tumble.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:48

Mr. Merdle: Oct 17, 2007; THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I'll nominate

Samantha Caine

Heroine of The Long Kiss Goodnight and stone-cold-killer-turned-school-teacher-turned-stone-cold-killer. She got amnesia but then when they tried to kill her she winds up murdering dozens of people to get revenge.

and

Richard Harris

Best known for his role as ~~Albus Dumbledore~~ Marcus Aurelius Caesar in Gladiator, who made the very big mistake of telling his son he was going to disown him in private with no one else around.

Mr. Merdle fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Oct 18, 2017

# ? Oct 18, 2017 01:57

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

I think reanimated Dorothy should be here. We had the regular cold hearted killer. Then undead. I think she should come back.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:02

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:01

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Lil Peeler posted:

Richard Harris

Best known for his role as ~~Albus Dumbledore~~ Marcus Aurelius Caesar in Gladiator, who made the very big mistake of telling his son he was going to disown him in private with no one else around.

Jim Mattis is like a living Marcus Aurelius, and Donald is like Commodus. The difference this time is that Marcus Aurelius might outlive or outkill Commodes.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:09

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