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Zipperelli. posted:Her Etsy somehow brought me to this gem: I actually bought this for my friend for his birthday. There's one quote he read to me that is still in my mind "I love loving my clefairy. She's so giving."
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Classic mid-tweet stroke. Also Lowtax got banned for telling Baked Alaska to eat concrete or something. It's nice to see that even nazi snowflakes get their own safe space.
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Holy mother of God. Get Newt some ice. He's gonna loving need it for that one...
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That Newt Gingrich can hold any form of political office after what he did to his wife should have been the first horseman of the apocalypse that was the 2016 election. A hint of what voters are willing to look past. The second horseman was probably Trump mocking that handicapped reporter.
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Your fingers are too fat to tweet. To order a special tweeting wand, please mash the phone screen with your forehead. I've been told the Newt divorce is a bit more nuanced than it gets used as (they had already agreed to a divorce, making Newt just a monumental rear end in a top hat for bothering her with paperwork while she was in the hospital, not a colossal one), but the burns in response to his lovely tweets never get old.
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That's actually the funniest thing I've read in a while.
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davidspackage posted:Your fingers are too fat to tweet. To order a special tweeting wand, please mash the phone screen with your forehead. He was, years later, still joking about her uterine cancer making her frigid.
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Rangpur posted:I feel like this could do with some additional context, unless the kickstarter thread is a better fit. Top donor tier allowed you to make your own kaiju. So at least two guys used that to get their macrophilia/fat fetish furry OCs into the game. This caused anger and consternation. Then the devs released a half-baked Early Access prototype, presumably kept the money, and the project died with a whimper.
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Glazier posted:He was, years later, still joking about her uterine cancer making her frigid. what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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TinTower posted:
Dying as hard as datboi
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Rumda posted:Not too much to tell really there was a Battletech book that involved a random jungle planet and incongruous Birdpersons, it's generally ignored and reviled among fans because it's so out of place in a universe where even the invading extra-galactic warrior clans are of terran human origin. 
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TinTower posted:
Can't post that without the original: quote:A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle… Because you can't just slow down on a motorcycle? You have to keep down on the acceleration and always be going faster
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Oct 17, 2017 15:26
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Brawnfire posted:what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck The best part, they were in a private meeting discussing rural women's health care. To this day my husband detests the man and mutes the TV should he come on.
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Oct 17, 2017 15:34
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Len posted:Can't post that without the original: The real lesson is not to speed at over 100 MPH, so when your brakes fail you don't explode on impact. A guy my mom knew back in college crashed into a power pole near our current house at a speed like that, and hit it headfirst. His head was inside his torso.
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Len posted:Can't post that without the original: There's a frightening amount of people who think the vehicle holds steady unless you press the brake, not that removing your input to the throttle will just send it cruising slowly to a halt.
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Oct 17, 2017 15:57
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Why was there only one helmet?
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Oct 17, 2017 15:59
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chitoryu12 posted:The real lesson is not to speed at over 100 MPH, so when your brakes fail you don't explode on impact. Counterpoint: Meat Loaf never would have saved his girlfriend from that giant bat if he obeyed the speed limit.
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I thought this was cute at first then I realized that this coyote was probably euthanized to check for rabies 
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Oct 17, 2017 16:16
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I guess you have a pet coyote now.
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Oct 17, 2017 16:17
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Ruzihm posted:I thought this was cute at first then I realized that this coyote was probably euthanized to check for rabies Alright debbie downer
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Volcott posted:Counterpoint: Meat Loaf never would have saved his girlfriend from that giant bat if he obeyed the speed limit. Counter-counterpoint: Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't do that.
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Turns out it was a joke; the poster had swiped a photo by someone who had a rescued coyote living in their house.
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zoux posted:Alright debbie downer AlbieQuirky posted:Turns out it was a joke; the poster had swiped a photo by someone who had a rescued coyote living in their house.  
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Sunswipe posted:Counter-counterpoint: Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't do that. He did that, my friend. There's photographic evidence.
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Who What Now posted:Why was there only one helmet? Because he loved his gf so much the he didn't make her wear a helmet duh
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Grraarrgghh posted:They were the best of times...Mechwarrior/Battletech nerds are supremely terrible. I remember being babysat by this older teenage guy when I was a child once and I mistakenly broke one of his Battletech action figures and he got really upset and called me a "dip."
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So I guess poster above pointed out this is faked. But could you imagine the thought process of a Coyote going "Huh, humans? Wait, why are you letting me inside? Wtf are you doing? Oh, I guess this is home now"?
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Ularg posted:So I guess poster above pointed out this is faked. But could you imagine the thought process of a Coyote going "Huh, humans? Wait, why are you letting me inside? Wtf are you doing? Oh, I guess this is home now"? How else are you going to get an ACME catalog?
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Ularg posted:So I guess poster above pointed out this is faked. But could you imagine the thought process of a Coyote going "Huh, humans? Wait, why are you letting me inside? Wtf are you doing? Oh, I guess this is home now"? I imagine a wild coyote would be thrashing and biting non-stop until it got away?
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Ularg posted:So I guess poster above pointed out this is faked. But could you imagine the thought process of a Coyote going "Huh, humans? Wait, why are you letting me inside? Wtf are you doing? Oh, I guess this is home now"?
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Cat found!
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chitoryu12 posted:The real lesson is not to speed at over 100 MPH, so when your brakes fail you don't explode on impact. Shame he didn't know that wearing a helmet protects you from 100mph impacts.
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