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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
When a joke's run its course,
Flog it like a dead horse,
That's :justpost:ing

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

when you've got spikes for hair
and you simply don't care
you're a hedgehog

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

Breetai posted:

When a joke's run its course,
Flog it like a dead horse,
That's :justpost:ing

When it's over the top,
And you simply can't stop,
You're a goonie

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Oh god...

When's the Big Con again?

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug
When you've spikes on your back
And your in a kayak
That's named Coleman

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

tooterfish posted:

Oh god...

When's the Big Con again?

The kickstarter page says estimated delivery 2014 but that date seems to have slipped.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Breetai posted:

The kickstarter page says estimated delivery 2014 but that date seems to have slipped.

FUD

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

tooterfish posted:

Oh god...

When's the Big Con again?

That doesn't rhyme.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
When you buy a new belt
and you're poo poo at hiding your name and also a bit of a knob
you are Moma

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
when on camera you're caught
switching off life support
you are moma

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Breetai posted:

When a joke's run its course,
Flog it like a dead horse,
That's :justpost:ing

When a game's dead,
Let's just post instead,
That's this place

SpaceCurtisLeMay
Sep 30, 2016

We're at war with Goons. We were attacked by Goons. Do you want to kill Goons, or would you rather have Citizens killed?
Started playing the new South Park game....is as good as the last one. If you like South Park.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

ewe2 posted:

when da moon hits your legs
like expensive jpegs
thats fidelityyyyyy

peter gabriel posted:

when moon moon hits live
and chris does the hand jive
that's mvp

Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?



When the fabric's unpressed
And the buttons are stressed
That's Ben's shirt

Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017
When your Digital Anvil
Freelancer you can't make still
There's a Microsoft.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JIYRFn9INw&t=3595s

:godwinning:

Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017
When your eyes are an each way bet
And your favourite shirt is flannelette
You're a Ben-en

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Three hours and twenty three loving minutes :negative:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
:saddowns: Star Marine is awesome I play it 24 / 7!
*has time to make multiple hour ling videos regularly*

Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017
When you get flogged by Uwe Boll
And your forums are full of trolls
You're a Lowtax.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

When the funding is down
Because we employ clowns
Have a ship sale

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

SelenicMartian posted:



DereksBigBlogs.

:vince:

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Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017
When you look like a fat tramp
Cringing at a rover exploding on a ramp
You're Hobo Lando

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
When you glitch through the poo poo
and you Paarp like a bitch
you did Nazi it

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

Three hours and twenty three loving minutes :negative:

Yeah guess I got lucky with the Derek is like Hitler clip :)

Nanako the Narc
Sep 6, 2011

Goosfraba posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gapCK5_rMuY

You say it's only a paper moon
Sailing over a cardboard sea
But it wouldn't be make believe if you believed in me
Yes, its only a canvas sky
Hanging over a muslin tree
But it wouldn't be make-believe if you believed in me

:stare: Star Citizen: The Song.

I've been playing Divinity 2, I really like the game so far (especially the narrator) but it sure doesn't like me back; I've died about 5 times so far just from being in the wrong place at the wrong time. In fact, one time early on I just went down a passage shortly after the shipwreck and got killed by a cannibal :(.

I'm starting to think that starting as a conjurer was a bad idea.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agbEFnOxFLo&t=2180s

Angry Aussie alert

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

These videos. They are discussing, in seriousness, their opinions of CIG not showing anything at all of the game they have been making for five years that they have never seen anything of at all, and the conversation didn't go: "are we insane?"

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



:allbuttons:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

These videos. They are discussing, in seriousness, their opinions of CIG not showing anything at all of the game they have been making for five years that they have never seen anything of at all, and the conversation didn't go: "are we insane?"

'Haze' seems pretty broken though :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agbEFnOxFLo&t=2885s

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

his nibs posted:

Yeah guess I got lucky with the Derek is like Hitler clip :)

Fun fact: Hitler was a really good canvas artist and could paint incredibly beautiful landscapes and had he not been so politically and murderously minded, may very well have developed his artistic abilities to a 'master' level, unlike Chris Roberts who has to pay others to make a green pixel, blue and knows no other colour for clothes than 'black' and also sounds like a whiney childish oval office.

They both have/had trouble creating specific elements of the human form however so there's common ground there.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Solarin posted:

Moons are loving IN now where's the parkour Chris??

The juke system is pending the completion of the breathing system is pending completion of the medical system is pending completion of the blood flow system is pending completion of the air system is pending completion of the molecular component system is pending completion of the mining system is pending completion of the items system is pending completion of the cargo system is pending completion of the inventory system is pending completion of the final graphics and motion capture of the mobiglass interaction system.

So you see, more motion capture is needed to make the game work.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Twwitterdotcom/status/920417426776391682

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

D_Smart posted:

When you glitch through the poo poo
and you Paarp like a bitch
you did Nazi it



I have to say this was good. There are only three of us that don't have you ignored.

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

D_Smart posted:

When you glitch through the poo poo
and you Paarp like a bitch
you did Nazi it



When attention you hog,
'cause it's in your July blog,
You're a warlord

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

peter gabriel posted:

These videos. They are discussing, in seriousness, their opinions of CIG not showing anything at all of the game they have been making for five years that they have never seen anything of at all, and the conversation didn't go: "are we insane?"

Yo but they have to avoid spoilers. Can you imagine how upset everyone would be if they revealed the cafeteria musical chairs boss fight? Or the hour long battle the player will get dragged into trying to get through a door? Or the majestic combat sequence of two ships rubbing together?

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Sabreseven posted:

Fun fact: Hitler was a really good canvas artist and could paint incredibly beautiful landscapes

Nah, he was good at archering other artist's styles and could draw buildings and landscapes pretty well but wasn't that good with people or other living things. He was not particularly talented and that's why he failed the admission to art academy twice.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

SpaceCurtisLeMay posted:

Started playing the new South Park game....is as good as the last one. If you like South Park.

I kinda drifted away from South Park years ago, then made a conscious decision not to watch it again when I saw an advert making a big deal of Pewdiepie guesting on the show. A man's got to have some standards.

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