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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Congrats to everyone who picked Bulls as most dysfunctional in the preseason poll

Of course the silver lining here: after Portis gets cut and while Mirotic recovers, more time for the Marksmann

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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
lmfao basketball is the greatest. The Bulls are my favorite team now go Chicago Basketbulls

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/tomhaberstroh/status/920421905143869440

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

quote:

Mirotic was taken to the hospital Tuesday after their shoving altercation during practice ended with an alleged cheap shot from Portis to Mirotic’s face, league sources told The Vertical. Mirotic is undergoing tests, but is expected to be out for the foreseeable future, league sources said.
He got loving punched and is "expected to be out for the forseeable future" ????????

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

G-Hawk posted:

He got loving punched and is "expected to be out for the forseeable future" ????????

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/920422025256210432

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/920422025256210432

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

G-Hawk posted:

He got loving punched and is "expected to be out for the forseeable future" ????????

His face is broke

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

G-Hawk posted:

He got loving punched and is "expected to be out for the forseeable future" ????????

a Broken Jaw sucks for a professional athlete.

Because while it's healing they can only drink shakes and can't maintain weight like they need to, so he needs his bones to heal and then to regain lost weight

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Continuing the time tested tradition of Bulls assaulting Euros

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

A new Bobby Shmurda appears

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

G-Hawk posted:

He got loving punched and is "expected to be out for the forseeable future" ????????

Sounds like it was a sucker punch of some sort.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

That could either be a Tony Kukoc joke or a Pamplona joke dealers choice

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Also he may have a concussion

https://twitter.com/vgoodwill/status/920423135253598208

So dark rooms and shakes for Niko for the forseeable future

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
How long until Portis gets cut?

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Finland paid Bobby off so Lauri gets the starting job

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Bobby Portis Kermit Washingtonning a teammate in practice might get him kicked out of the league. He’s not good enough for that Tom foolery

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Dexo posted:

a Broken Jaw sucks for a professional athlete.

Because while it's healing they can only drink shakes and can't maintain weight like they need to, so he needs his bones to heal and then to regain lost weight

well, yeah. thats a serious punch

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Bulls are gonna set the court on fire and get arrested for arson

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

straight up brolic posted:

Bobby Portis Kermit Washingtonning a teammate in practice might get him kicked out of the league. He’s not good enough for that Tom foolery

Agreed 100%


Also Chiraq

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

EvanTH posted:

Bulls are gonna set the court on fire and get arrested for arson

WHO CAN SET THE COURT ON FIRE ONLY THE BULLS

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Did niko drop the hard r on Bobby or something?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Bulls getting that early start on getting beat all season

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Bitch I’m bobby with that tool

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Did niko drop the hard r on Bobby or something?

It's Bobby Portis of the Chicago Bulls, good chance he was trying to punch someone else entirely and missed

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

EvanTH posted:

It's Bobby Portis of the Chicago Bulls, good chance he was trying to punch someone else entirely and missed

Cold

Sweetgrass
Jan 13, 2008

Dexo posted:

a Broken Jaw sucks for a professional athlete.

Because while it's healing they can only drink shakes and can't maintain weight like they need to, so he needs his bones to heal and then to regain lost weight

It could be even worse and be a bad orbital fracture, going through all the complications a blowout can cause could easily keep Mirotic out for 6+ months if that's the case

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

NickRoweFillea posted:

Bitch I’m bobby with that tool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6urRX_szKQ

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Uno alpha.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I've never seen a season opener I look forward to the Cavs Celtics , Warriors Rockets games

Everyone one each team is starting right? Just saw a ticket on SC that said LeBron will play so I think that was the only up in the air in regards to those 4 teams

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Bobby Portis just killed one of the few pleasures of watching the 2018 Bulls. Those stupid 35 foot 3P shots by Mirotic.

Coaaab posted:

My warmed over take: East #1 seed wins less than 50 this year

That hasn't happened since 1975. So it'd be impressive.

Dexo posted:

All these trash players know they are trash and act like trash players act.

I can't wait til tommorrow when Fred "awww geeeez guys" Hoiberg has to answer questions about this.

He's running out of inspirational VHS tapes.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Guess Bobby Portis is your new starting PF.

This is really out of character for this organization.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/BobbyMarks42/status/920421283686428673

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Despite what Dan Bilzerian tells you, assault isn’t alpha

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Niwrad posted:

Guess Bobby Portis is your new starting PF.

This is really out of character for this organization.
He’s definitely going to get the poo poo suspended out of him at the very least, but lol also Jordan Kerr

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Bobby telling on Bobby here

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm more hyped for the bulls than ever before

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
That reminds me Alpha Kaba never signed with a team and he'll be over in Europe with his beautiful name

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

NickRoweFillea posted:

Everyone reply to this with your most absolutely thermonuclear spicy take for the season. It can be anything.
Thunder are barely better than last year

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


NickRoweFillea posted:

Everyone reply to this with your most absolutely thermonuclear spicy take for the season. It can be anything.

Prediction: Lebron and President Deals go after each other again when Lebron suffers a huge unseen loss

In the middle of the season, Adam Silver will replace overtime with a shootout style dunking contest.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/DragonflyJonez/status/920426790526619649

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