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If anything life expectancy goes up not down, I know it's not cool to admit that the world isn't ending these days on this here dead gay forums but many things are actually better than ever before, as always - if you make the right choices in life. If you have been an alcoholic for the past ten years and continue to be one that will probably cut down on your life expectancy, yeah but then again, that's your own fault. Same as being excessively overweight etc.. People getting older is actually a huge weight onto health and social systems all over developed countries. If they'd die at ~70 that'd actually solve a lot of problems. Thing is - they don't and in the future they'll do so even less. For example, alone heart related we can do surgeries now to fix things that'd would have been more or less a death sentence only 15 years ago. All this factors in. Also, having your life sorted out into a direction in your 30s is more a sign of just generally being an adult not of "getting old" but if you are in your 30s and feel middle aged with "not many places to go left" I feel sorry for you. Police Automaton fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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quote:I'm a long time reader, 1st time 'fesher I'm not one of those Internet people who thinks you have a moral obligation not to consider at all what genitals someone has when deciding whether to date them. Everybody has a right not to date anyone they don't want to date, for any reason at all. But I dunno man, you seem pretty open-minded for the most part and you don't have terribly much to lose right now, so I guess give it a whirl  quote:I have a pretty shameful confession. I am now getting therapy but I haven't even told her this story because I don't think I could get the words out. I might have to just print this out and hand it over. I'm that ashamed. Yeah uh You did a really creepy thing, but the past is the past, and the only thing that can be changed is how you act going forward, and your head seems to be in the right place there, so good luck with not being the guy who obsesses over a married coworker and jizzes on her office chair.
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Oct 16, 2017 17:16
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therapist thinking sa is safe?
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Oct 16, 2017 17:29
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print it out and give it to Katie instead. See where it goes
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Oct 16, 2017 18:04
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Perfect timing for that sexual harassment of women campaign going on right now.
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Oct 16, 2017 18:08
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FYI if you want to make actual progress with a therapist you're gonna have to tell them the truth sooner or later Like, maybe you don't have to come out and say "I jizzed all over my coworker's office equipment," but every therapist has heard "I'm irrationally obsessed with my married coworker and it's loving me up" a thousand times and they will be able to help you work through that. Also go meet someone else. You'll quit being obsessed with Katie the second you meet someone who reciprocates your attention
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Oct 16, 2017 22:02
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Sagebrush posted:FYI if you want to make actual progress with a therapist you're gonna have to tell them the truth sooner or later and when she jizzes all over your keyboard, it will be even better!
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Oct 16, 2017 22:56
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First goon, Some women have dicks. You are a man interested in a woman (who happens to have a dick), thus still straight. Don't worry about labels though, just see where things go. If it gets to sex, you'll figure it out. Second goon, At least you cleaned everything up?
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vortmax posted:First goon, hosed up if true
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Stickfigure posted:hosed up if true Why is it "hosed up"?
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Yeah this is gonna be a fantastic derail.
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quidditch it and quit it posted:Yeah this is gonna be a fantastic derail. no it's not quote:My confession is I enjoy manipulating people into getting banned. I think you need more hobbies quote:I'm in my early forties, single and tired of it. I do my best - I maintain a wide social circle, I do interesting stuff, I stay in shape... but to no avail. The pool is small at this age and I'm ugly. All the rejections are making me bitter and depressed. Maybe my criteria is high too but on the other hand it's not like there are unattractive women hitting on me. Should I start wooing women I don't even like (and even then get rejected some more) in order to maybe find someone I would settle for? That sounds like cure that's worse than the disease. Mail-order brides are scams at best. I wouldn't try that. I dunno dude, being this cynical about something while still trying to do it seems like a really bad idea all around. If you really can't be more positive about dating, which does make sense under the circumstances, maybe take a break from it. You're in a hurry to find someone because you're in your forties, which means you probably won't like that idea, but really the hurry is your main problem. If you weren't pressuring yourself this much, you wouldn't be as stressed out over it. I'm gonna say you should get a hobby too. Find something to occupy your time and attention that you're not intensely bitter about.
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Mail order brides lol? That's, at best, prostitution dude Find a fat girl who makes u smile. You said it yourself, you're an old ugly man. Stop trying to find a supermodel. The only ugly 40 year old men who can get hot chicks are either stupidly rich or like, super weird artists that brokebrained girls adore
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Oct 17, 2017 14:06
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uggo goon, try getting a personality, women are into more than just looks. also probably lower your standards if you're as ugly as you say
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Oct 17, 2017 14:07
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Unless you have a facial deformity, if you are really IN SHAPE, then grow a beard and a stache. Also I’m ignorant of this, does Europe have Tindr/Bumble/OKcupid? It’s 2017 and dating apps are huge. Lots of fuckable women are too scared to leave the house without like 5 friends and modern dating is a minefield. Try a dating app and even if that doesn’t work, you aren’t supporting slave trafficking (your mail order bride will kill you in ur sleep after a grumpy BJ, it’s a shameful way to go bro)
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Oct 17, 2017 14:14
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I can only speak for Sweden but yeah, Tinder is the default way of dating new people here nowadays. The other apps exist as well but aren't used as much
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You probably could find a legitimate mail order bride, but I hope you know that everyone you know will know what hte deal is and talk enormous amounts of poo poo about you behind your back. You will be a laughingstock of the community and your purchased wife will secretly resent you forever. It sounds like you might be into that though. Hint: your low self esteem and resentment of women might have something to do with not attracting one you don't have to pay. Goon who thinks he gets people banned: That is one of the lamest stories posted itt. I think the posters you "target" care way less about being banned than you think they do. I know there are the crazy "dear richard" types but most people who get banned just pay the 10 dollars and come back immediately. It's just 10 dollars. Honestly getting probated is worse because you can't pay your way out of it.
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If you're in your forties already you probably missed the boat on starting your own family, which is why you should date divorced moms You'll get to skip the part where the kids are infants, which is by all accounts the worst part, and if the biodad was enough of a piece of poo poo they won't even hate you by default
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Bust Rodd posted:it’s a shameful way to go bro I can't decide if I'd pity or be jealous of the radio journalist responsible for announcing the obituary He or she would probably wimp out anyway and say "passed on in his sleep" instead of saying "Random P. Goon, 41 of Hometown, State, was strangled to death last week after being forced to fart in he own mouth by his Ukrainian mail-order bride. He is survived by a mackerel tabby cat named 'Aeris.' Visitation is at five o'clock on Friday at Big Ed's Discount Auto Parts, because the local funeral homes refused to deal with a dude who supported sex slavery" with a straight face
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You dont need to marry, it wasnt as common historically as it's portrayed in media. Just go bang a ukranian hooker then come home, focus more on hobbies.
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loquacius posted:If you're in your forties already you probably missed the boat on starting your own family, which is why you should date divorced moms or they'll be super defiant because they've been soured on all male authority figures 
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Oct 17, 2017 16:38
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I can't decide if I'd pity or be jealous of the radio journalist responsible for announcing the obituary poo poo, there are worse ways to go I guess.
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quote:I've already gotten one poster into the spiral, and hope to have them banned by Christmas. Now that's what I call pathetic!
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In eastern European countries the age difference between man and woman can be pretty big, especially in Russia that's a thing and culturally not too weird. Russia also has a big demographic problem as there's a clearly bigger ratio of women in most places. Most 20-something women from these places will be utterly ok with dating someone between 30-40 as long as he isn't a loser. I'm talking about dating inside the country with fellow countrymen, not mail order stuff. Women past 30 in Russia are often either not interested in traditional relationships, divorced or desperate. As an unmarried woman, past 25 in more traditional circles you are considered "hopeless". Yes, I am serious. As a westerner who has his poo poo somewhat together and can impress by not drinking or whoring recklessly (I'm serious) you actually have good chances outside of mail order websites your age, if you aren't especially weird or something That all being said, the cultures are vastly different and it'll be difficult for a westerner to bridge that gap. The more liberal you are (in the american sense) the more difficult it will be. Imagine a 20-something blonde girl, pretty as a picture, talking like your racist grandpa. That's pretty much what you are probably going to get. Ukrainians are even worse there. You'll hear such pearls like "I'd never even shake hands with a friend of the family" unironically and if you are the kind of person that'd get into a fight over such a sentence, you *will* have a bad time. Also the traditional relationship view is there still that the man does everything and most of all, pays for everything and if you are not willing to deliver there for whatever reason you will be criticized, fiercely and in many, many words. Old fashioned views of masculinity rule there, and you will have to deliver. Of course I don't want to generalize everyone of these countries and there are fairly liberal people there too, but that's whom you will meet on a marriage website. My source are Russian friends and a friend marrying a Russian woman who completely obliterated him to the surprise of no one. You should really think if that's really worth it. Marriage isn't that important really, especially over here in Europe. Spend time outside the internet and away from Americans. They are different than us in that regard.
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The way to get a legitimate mail order bride is to move to the country you want the bride from for like a year, marry a local, and move her back. Source: Three of my second cousins and their Filipino wives.
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quote:I once found what I considered to be a very hot video of a girl's face (only her face) as she lay on her side masturbating. I full-screened the video on my laptop, making her face roughly face-sized, and laid down beside it in bed to pretend she was lying beside me. I wanted to jack off, but I am right-handed, and the girl was facing the wrong direction if I laid on my left side, and it wasn't working for me. So I spent the next two hours teaching myself the basics of GLSL, wrote an MPC-HC shader to mirror the video left-right, loaded the shader, put the laptop on the other side, and jacked off successfully. at first I was like "you could have just jerked off with your other hand that one time" but honestly good on you for putting in an effort at self-improvement  quote:I first met my Ex 30 years ago, we were neighbours. We used to act kind of like family but drifted apart once i finished school and moved out of home. A few years later we hooked up because she planned to invite me to something and get me drunk and seduce me because she had been in love with me since we were kids. We spent about 10 years together on and off because we are totally the same people, we couldnt open up to each other, spent lots of nights drinking till the early morning and were always on the look out for something else it seemed. It was fun but a total poo poo show. Honestly if you wanted us to talk you out of it you should have given some more examples of how destructive the relationship was. All I got out of this was that you have trouble communicating, she broke up with you for a dumb reason at least once, she is bad at apologizing, and you break up and un-break-up a whole bunch of times. I've heard way worse than that. If you could never really talk about anything with her, though, which you said multiple times, what is it exactly about this woman in particular that keeps drawing you back in? Because I suspect it's mostly nostalgia and convenience.
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sounds like they need to either be fwb or this is one of those rare cases where an open relationship would work.
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Maybe try not to put a label on it this time and see how it goes? A couple of my friends has been together exclusively for almost 20 years, but they've been divorced twice because each time they get married it falls apart. That stupid little label was seriously their only problem.
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Oct 17, 2017 23:10
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I’m the goon who didn’t think to google “change video orientation” before spending two hours doing it manually so I could do it manually
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Oct 18, 2017 02:02
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Also seems like he never broke his arm as a teenager and had to learn how to masturbate both righty and lefty. That's some scrub tier masturbating. It must suck going through life knowing you can't even sexually please yourself.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Also seems like he never broke his arm as a teenager and had to learn how to masturbate both righty and lefty. That's some scrub tier masturbating. It must suck going through life knowing you can't even sexually please yourself. voted 'fukken brutal'
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You know what guys, he didn’t take the easy way out and now he’s picked up an entirely new skill set and frankly I think all in all it was a positive experience for me
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I mean for him
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You could have just asked me I MEAN THE HOT GIRL IN THE VIDEO to reshoot. Just saying.
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Oct 18, 2017 03:43
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Or just find another vid of a girl fingering herself. The internet is magic
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Oct 18, 2017 03:55
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Seeing how things lately go in this thread I gotta say I it deserves recommendation that the girl wasn't a minor, his coworkers wife, or a cousin. Good job, goon.
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Police Automaton posted:Seeing how things lately go in this thread I gotta say I it deserves recommendation that the girl wasn't a minor, his coworkers wife, or a cousin. Good job, goon. What if it was his therapist 
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Oct 18, 2017 05:03
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Congratulations, self-improvement through self-abuse.
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