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Odd posted:wait wasn't someone here in this thread talking about how their "pulse" was causing them to be an incel? Yep, but the first thing I thought of was that they were praising the pulse nightclub shooter because of course they would
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i'm the "furfag" whose custom title tells everyone he has a job. A gay furry has 0 excuses for not being able to get laid
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Improbable Lobster posted:A gay furry has 0 excuses for not being able to get laid There are some people repulsive enough that even the most desperate couldn't tolerate two minutes in an elevator with them, much less anything involving physical effort.
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Oct 18, 2017 06:28
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Rude. Don’t talk about me like I’m not here
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Oct 18, 2017 06:34
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One time, on some forums, there was this guy with, like, all these fruits on his butt. I can’t help but wonder what his deal was.
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Oct 18, 2017 07:04
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OxMan posted:It was like 4 pages back but no one has even come close to the kwisatz chaderach he is also known as PUA'Dib
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Oct 18, 2017 07:41
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My Linux Rig posted:Photovoltaiccel- someone uploaded an embarrassing photo of him to the internet, which is shame cause he had potential. Doomed to never get laid This is so dumb, I love it.
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Tace Vim posted:he is also known as PUA'Dib gently caress without rhythm, so you won't attract the orgasm
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Tell me of the ejaculates of your homeworld, PUAsul. vvvv “wormsign” is now and forever entering my vocabulary in this way. You’re great. That’s loving great. Also, I sometimes call vaginas “banders” but it never caught on. That has nothing to do with Dune though. burial fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Oct 18, 2017 |
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*Stacy staring at PUA'Dib's crotch* the kwisatz chaderach has wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen!
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Wait, are Dune Stacies “Chani” or?
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lemon-lyme disease posted:Wait, are Dune Stacies “Chani” or?
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the Stacying Guild harnesses the power of the Spice Manlarge (Chad semen) to travel faster than light by folding space.
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Oct 18, 2017 09:40
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What the gently caress are you dorks talking about
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mind the walrus posted:Winston Church-cel: In the morning you'll be sober, and he'll still be an incel Just wanted you to know I really appreciate this one.
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The kwisatz chaderach is "The One Who Moistens The Panties", or "He Who Can Be In Multiple Vaginas At Once".
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Oct 18, 2017 11:25
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They are. As are 80 percent of men
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Benny Harvey posted:They are. As are 80 percent of men As you know, the Imperium has never been able to take a census of the Incels. Everyone thinks that there are but few, wandering here and there on the internet. My lord, I suspect an incredible secret has been kept on this planet: that the Incels exist in vast numbers
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quote:How to be an attractive man in 100 'easy' steps. I wonder how long the list is for women  quote:The real guide: quote:What the gently caress.. normies can't be this serious quote:Actually, after reading some lines of the list I start to believe it's satire. quote:Women: 1. Exist
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quote:What makes you guys so ugly? quote:5'-6", chipmunk cheeks, misshapen face, perpetually worn expression, acne scars on shoulders/back. Treated as comic material because I don't look like a superstar athlete. quote:Comically big nose, straight taken from anti-jew propaganda. Laughably small frame, similar to Zyros' but he is half a foot taller than me. Acne ridden face and body. Below average height, most females my age are taller than me. My chin is recessed. Cant grow body hair. etcetcetc quote:I am fat but other than that- gap between front teeth, jew nose, weird indent in my left cheek, frizzy jew hair, split lower lip that doesn't go away, puffy eyelids (I didn't always have this until getting hit in the face one too many times) quote:My nostrils are loving huge, and the worst at all is that they are in the alture of my nose i can even loving smile without looking like an deformed clown quote:So normie like to just assume that we're all fat... quote:Short, thin, no jaws, weak chin, small framed and skinny, droopy eyes. From the back I look like a skinny twelve year old girl. Nothing even remotely masculine about me. quote:
quote:Gynecomastia and being 5'8 are the two big things. quote:Currycell, I am on another level entirely. Honestly most of you guys look pretty good. If anything at least you are still white and last 10 generations of your ancestors didn't survive on excessive consumption of fried sugar and oil with no hint of protein. You guys don't even know what bad genes are. quote:Small frame, small height and a bit of acne. Social awkwardness can make this even worse. The way I move and talk is slightly different than most people. Of course women notice it instantly with their powerful autismdar. quote:Extreme acne, asymmetric face, hosed up teeth, big ears, big nose quote:5'4" quote:Negativecanthaltiltcel
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Oct 18, 2017 12:27
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That stillsuit tube gives you a hell of a nasolabial fold, I tell you what.
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Shanghaied posted:Ryan Gosling-tier chin (although less pointy)
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One of the coolest guys I ever knew in university had a face full of acne so severe he was on the strongest medicine available for it. He was also barely 170cm tall and thin as a rake. He also dated more incredible girls than seemed humanly possible. All by being a funny, kind and generous person who made everyone around him feel good.
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I must not Chad. Chad is the pussy-slayer. Chad is the incel-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Chad. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will LDAR. Where the Chad has gone there will be nothing. Only roasties will remain.
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One of the coolest guys I ever knew in university had a face full of acne so severe he was on the strongest medicine available for it. He was also barely 170cm tall and thin as a rake. He also dated more incredible girls than seemed humanly possible. All by being a funny, kind and generous person who made everyone around him feel good. [/quote] Don't lie, normie
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I think I am just going to use the -cel suffix to describe people who make their problems unassailable (or a non-problem) for themselves because that is easier than actually doing something. e.g. fatcels, american-guncels, trumpcels, climatecels
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ALFbrot posted:I must not Chad. Such a Herbcel
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What it felt like to get a hug after 10 years I just got a hug from one of those stacies that are definately one of the top stacies, she was getting married to my cousin and i got invited to go, so i went. It wasnt normal, how we live is not normal at all, you think that the section of your brain where you think practically and for the things you think and the bullying and the years of constant mogging, you think that the practical thinking is what makes you smart or who you are but its simply placing thoughts in a tunnel where emotions are supposed to be. When i was leaving the party, I got a hug from the girl my cousin was marrying, it wasnt even intimate or anything it was just a hug that came from a pure place, a place of good, a place from a kind of connection or validation that you also exist. I wasnt expecting to get it but she just did, I dont even know her. The sections of the brain where you placed those years of torture just gets filled in with pure emotion, you cant even fight against it or anything you just get embraced with emotion and the tunnels of where you place your thoughts just dissappear, the negative void you filled everything with just diassappears. None of us here are living normally, we are missing out on a whole dimension of a world that probably most us are gonna die not knowing that it even existed. You dont know what life is unless youve been hugged by a girl out of their own will and actually feel something for you. It is completely unreal knowing that someone actually thought about you. How we live is not normal.
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Wow, cured by a hug from a top Stacy.
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Fathis Munk posted:Wow, cured by a hug from a top Stacy. Then the incel became a handsome prince and they lived happily ever after.
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fruit on the bottom posted:What it felt like to get a hug after 10 years Perhaps there is more to human interaction than sex? Maybe having friends and being a good person has rewards beyond the purely physical? Obsessing over looks and "tiers" is silly because inherently all people kind of want the same things out of life? It's nice to see some of these guys can be snapped out of it. Nicecel.
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Fathis Munk posted:Wow, cured by a hug from a top Stacy. That one was kind of sweet aside from the need to categorize the girl according to her looks. I hope that guy uses his burst of positive emotions as inspiration to change his life. Hopefully, the other incels in that pit of despair won't talk him out of it.
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Fartbox posted:He's going to kill himself It’s like Javert not being able to reconcile his world with Valjean
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ELEX review posted:I can give the Furcel (a furry who is also an incel) opinion on this "game" it was simply too confusing I had no idea what I was doing in any of the game. You would need a PHD in common sense to understand what is going on in this game.
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fruit on the bottom posted:It’s like Javert not being able to reconcile his world with Valjean 
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Flip flops are only for the pool? List is by some suburban American who has no idea about apartment flip flops.
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