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Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.
They issued an ultimatum on 29 August with a deadline of 30 August, with the clear indication that if their demands weren't met it would be war.

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I don't really get the axis of any of your arguments.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

HEY GAIL posted:

you would not. sit down, face forward, hold your good arm straight out in front of you, make a loose fist, and turn your wrist so your thumb faces the floor. that is how you hold your arm to stab with a saber and it's fine. As for getting caught on bone, that is what moulinets are for--the little twists you do with your wrist.

edit: hello woodrow skillson, how are you on this fine day

Oh, so you're kind of directing the force down your arm, through your torso, and into the saddle? Then you just articulate appropriately to free the blade as you ride by?

I was thinking it was more like dragoons or skirmishers riding around the flanks swatting at dudes who aren't facing them. Thanks!

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
What sort of sword would be good in a trench? Let's say I'm an officer leading a raiding party into enemy lines. Is my sword useful in the confined space of a trench?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Mycroft Holmes posted:

What sort of sword would be good in a trench? Let's say I'm an officer leading a raiding party into enemy lines. Is my sword useful in the confined space of a trench?

Eh, you're probably better off with more than one sword because the other dude's gonna have his rifle up to block you.

Ideally you'll want to have tossed a grenade in there first.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

FAUXTON posted:

Oh, so you're kind of directing the force down your arm, through your torso, and into the saddle? Then you just articulate appropriately to free the blade as you ride by?

I was thinking it was more like dragoons or skirmishers riding around the flanks swatting at dudes who aren't facing them. Thanks!

You have to take it slower, but stabbing the poor bloody infantry in the face is still valid.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

What sort of sword would be good in a trench? Let's say I'm an officer leading a raiding party into enemy lines. Is my sword useful in the confined space of a trench?

The kind that shoots 9mm at 500 RPM.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Mycroft Holmes posted:

What sort of sword would be good in a trench? Let's say I'm an officer leading a raiding party into enemy lines. Is my sword useful in the confined space of a trench?
long dagger, like an early modern lefthander

you can regrind one from a bayonet

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

I dunno about what's best for you, but look out for the people with the claymores.

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Mycroft Holmes posted:

What sort of sword would be good in a trench? Let's say I'm an officer leading a raiding party into enemy lines. Is my sword useful in the confined space of a trench?

no it is not, your sidearm is going to be more useful but not as useful as the grenades that your enlisted guys are carrying

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

HEY GAIL posted:


from the same article

what's hungarian for this is fine

A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

What sort of sword would be good in a trench? Let's say I'm an officer leading a raiding party into enemy lines. Is my sword useful in the confined space of a trench?
Assuming this is Great War era, and you mean a stealthy raid in the dark...

A dagger, mace, axe, or even a modified entrenching tool would be better, almost always. The quarters are just too tight to use anything else effectively - the closest analogue from earlier in history is fighting on a ship. If you had to use a sword, a gladius style short sword or a short chopping blade like cutlass would be okay choices.

For the officer sword you might already have, it's only virtue would be it's better than nothing. It's a bit long for the confines of a trench - accounts from the war indicate even a bayoneted rifle needed too much room to be used effectively on trench raids - and the scabbard would be yet another thing to get tangled in wire or whatever. The same would apply to any long blade. If all you had was the issued officer's sword, it would probably be best to cut the blade down to a dagger length and dull the hell out the finish. Then you'd have a suitable length blade and could punch people in the face with the hilt - effectively a trench knife.

If you're assaulting a trench, an SMG or shotgun if you can get one, or even a stocked pistol or pistol-caliber carbine of some kind. If you can't get one of those, a pistol and one of the close quarter melee weapons I mentioned first. Plus as many grenades as you can get your hands on.

Comrade Gorbash fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Oct 17, 2017

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Comrade Gorbash posted:

shotgun if you can get one
combat shotgun, extra short with the birdshead grip got one myself for home defense

edit: derp

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Oct 18, 2017

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Comrade Gorbash posted:

The quarters are just too tight to use anything else effectively - the closest analogue from earlier in history is fighting on a ship.
not a medieval Italian alley?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Did anybody ever try using a pike to clear a trench? Seems like it would work pretty well, until you hit a corner or something

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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FAUXTON posted:

Oh, so you're kind of directing the force down your arm, through your torso, and into the saddle? Then you just articulate appropriately to free the blade as you ride by?

I was thinking it was more like dragoons or skirmishers riding around the flanks swatting at dudes who aren't facing them. Thanks!
:toot:

you also slash etc., there's an entire martial art for this poo poo.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Ainsley McTree posted:

Did anybody ever try using a pike to clear a trench? Seems like it would work pretty well, until you hit a corner or something
it works terribly, you bring a pike into a trench with you so you can stick it out the top and become a abatis

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

HEY GAIL posted:

combat shotgun, extra short with the birdseye grip got one myself for home defense
I’d rather have something with a stock, to be honest.

HEY GAIL posted:

not a medieval Italian alley?
Not a bad one either, though the footing is probably better.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Did anybody ever try using a pike to clear a trench? Seems like it would work pretty well, until you hit a corner or something
No way. For one you’d definitely hit a corner, trenches avoided having long straight sections as much as possible.

You’d also have the problems they found with bayoneted rifles only more so. If you missed a stab, the opponent could usually get inside your reach and shank you. And it was hard to turn around in a trench with it to face an attacker coming from another direction.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

FAUXTON posted:

Imagine being on a horse and having to stab at people with that Patton one as you rode by, instead of slashing, as you would with all those other ones curved for that purpose. Even assuming the Patton saber was phoneboothed 50-100 years backward so that you'd have some kind of actual application in a regular order of battle, depending on which of his past lives Patton was channeling at the time.

You'd fall off your horse trying to get a good stab in, or you'd get the drat thing hung up in someone's ribcage/foofy uniform bits and get dragged off your horse. Maybe it's designed for more of a melee situation where you aren't all that mobile and/or are already dismounted and complementing it with a carbine/pistol?

I was wondering that as well, how do you use what appears to be a short thrusting sword as a cavalry saber?

I do enjoy that these lancers have a bracket in the stirrup to put the lance in :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fcp_4rQPlU

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Oct 18, 2017

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Mycroft Holmes posted:

What sort of sword would be good in a trench? Let's say I'm an officer leading a raiding party into enemy lines. Is my sword useful in the confined space of a trench?

From what I've heard, a shovel.

Maybe they can add a big sword part to that shield shovel.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

SlothfulCobra posted:

From what I've heard, a shovel.

Maybe they can add a big sword part to that shield shovel.

maybe make the handle a sword blade


You are probably way better off with a pistol than a sword.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Siivola posted:

I dunno about what's best for you, but look out for the people with the claymores.

[timg][img]https://i.imgur.com/qj0Wzp3.jpg[/timg][/img]

The truest Battlefield weapon. I never got tired of hiding in bushes, deploying claymores right next to me, and waiting for people to sprint past.

Cyrano4747 posted:

No, the entire German rationale for the war was deeply rooted in National Socialist ideology. It was a deeply flawed ideology, but it goes a long way towards explaining why the felt that it was absolutely vital to secure territory in the east for the Reich.

Your same definition would make every leader who went to war for religions or ideological reasons incompetent. The problem is that you're trying to force your perspective of what's rational onto the decisions of people working from within a very different context and with wildly different perspectives.

edit: the point is that they had reasons for doing what they did, those reasons were consistent with their beliefs and ideologies, and they did what they did to achieve specific goals that they thought would benefit their nation. Incompetence implies flat out being bad at your job, which they weren't. They were just doing things that run counter to the goals and agendas that you think leaders should pursue.

edit 2: A larger issue is that Nazi ideology in particular was very bound up in the ideas of national struggle and the constant fear of decline. It's an ideology that tends towards conflict, and in this case conflict that they probably couldn't win. This is deeply rooted in a world view that you have to understand to figure out wtf they were doing

Do you feel that this conflicts with the arguments in Wages of Destruction, that economic circumstances made Germany turning against the USSR was the natural choice anyway? Is that just two factors that are tough to disentangle because they're pointing you to the same conclusion?

Disclaimer: I have not actually read Wages of Destruction.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Nazi Germany built its economy for war. I think it's wrong to talk about "economic circumstances forcing war", as if those economic circumstances existed in isolation.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/919771585044795392
how could that dude have been so right about wallenstein and so wrong about pikes....

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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zoux posted:

Those are all peculiar but they don't seem to be symptoms of autism.
my dude, as a sperg, he was a sperg

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Jackson were a real sperg he would not have gone to war with so shoddy a rail infrastructure. Conclusion: not an autistic person

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Comrade Gorbash posted:

The Poles had partly mobilized in secret, and ordered full mobilization on the 30th. Except that the French pressured them into rescinding the order. By the time they reissued it the next day, the lost time meant they weren't able to get all of their forces into place.

One of the problems of the Polish deployment was that they focused on the outer frontiers because their biggest concern was that Hitler would just take a little bit and then negotiate to keep what he just took. The Soviets had a similar belief to a lesser extent in their favoring heavy deployment on the frontiers rather than more easily defensible lines.

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

Panzeh posted:

One of the problems of the Polish deployment was that they focused on the outer frontiers because their biggest concern was that Hitler would just take a little bit and then negotiate to keep what he just took. The Soviets had a similar belief to a lesser extent in their favoring heavy deployment on the frontiers rather than more easily defensible lines.
It's an understandable mistake, at least. Field fortifications had halted large offenses during the Great War. The Germans were pretty much the only people who realized that tanks could achieve the kind of breakthrough, followed by rapid penetration and pursuit, that had proven impossible in the last war.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
lol wut

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Comrade Gorbash posted:

It's an understandable mistake, at least. Field fortifications had halted large offenses during the Great War. The Germans were pretty much the only people who realized that tanks could achieve the kind of breakthrough, followed by rapid penetration and pursuit, that had proven impossible in the last war.

Oh, I see. That's why they won, isn't it?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean I think one of the major characteristics of the first world war trenches was that there were miles of them. You don't just break the line and then you're done, you break the line and there's another million loving lines behind that one. That's also the case to a degree with the interwar fortifications on the Maginot line which was about six miles deep between the first warning posts and the really heavy stuff, with middling fortifications between the two, precisely because it was engineered to defeat armoured attacks where the outer posts would give the main line time to make ready and the whole area is under observation and artillery coverage from the fortresses and rear line guns. As it's designed to deter attacks and was built and manned on a postwar budget, it can't exactly range infinitely deep, but fortification design doesn't suggest people were blind to the idea of armoured offensives, and there's a reason that the Germans didn't try attacking those fortifications because they'd probably have gotten massacred if they did.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
Similarly Hitler and OKW believed that the Czech fortifications were about just as impervious and thanked christ that they could take them without firing a shot.

In reality I suspect they probably could have used air power, special forces, and other combined arms operations to open up narrow holes along key sectors in which to bypass the majority of it but then who knows what else is different in a scenario the Czechs fight on.

The Soviets wanted to move the fortifications to the Molotov Line mainly because doctrine called for decisive fighting in the border area followed by a counter attack with a entirely counter-offencive strategy that neglected the possibility of having to fight a fighting retreat to the Stalin line. I don't think they were particularly worried about salami tactics, they just were overconfident that the Red Army would be ready in time to properly fight that battle on their terms.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Raenir Salazar posted:

Similarly Hitler and OKW believed that the Czech fortifications were about just as impervious and thanked christ that they could take them without firing a shot.
i've been there, the landscape goes from rolling hills to decent little mountains and then back p quickly

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqoUdd9Ge4E

I love these WWII training films so much

all the creative talent of Hollywood applied towards instructing every Joe Blow G.I. in every martial art imaginable from ditch digging to boiler maintenance. The budget on these films must have been absurd

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Squalid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqoUdd9Ge4E

I love these WWII training films so much

all the creative talent of Hollywood applied towards instructing every Joe Blow G.I. in every martial art imaginable from ditch digging to boiler maintenance. The budget on these films must have been absurd
i like the ones that try to tell us to stop accidentally insulting the british

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

I was wondering that as well, how do you use what appears to be a short thrusting sword as a cavalry saber?
35” is not short! :qq:

In fact the famous 1796 light cavalry sabre is shorter. You just stick out your arm and run your horse over anyone who ducks.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

HEY GAIL posted:

i like the ones that try to tell us to stop accidentally insulting the british

It's better to deliberately insult the inbred Limeys.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Wait until after we're not holding onto your stuff to insult us.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Siivola posted:

35” is not short! :qq:

In fact the famous 1796 light cavalry sabre is shorter. You just stick out your arm and run your horse over anyone who ducks.
Shorter's better on horseback

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Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Is the main advantage of the sword over the lance that it's easier to use if you get mixed up close with the enemy? Easier to use your off hand?

Great, now I'm wondering if modern materials science can make barding good enough to bring back the cuirassier.

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