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GoutPatrol posted:please stop talking about my flakeiness Yes. The funniest was a Taiwan goon who refused to meet me because he thought I was legit dangerous. He met the only Taiwan goon who I actually would consider potentially dangerous instead.
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Oh I remember seeing that guys post and wondering wtf was up with him. And I'm not even a Taiwan goon.
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Oct 18, 2017 07:17
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Oct 18, 2017 07:59
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drat. did he get out and kick it after?
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Oct 18, 2017 08:49
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Australian Version, 10 blokes with brooms are standing around doing nothing and having a smoke. 
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Oct 18, 2017 09:20
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Atlas Hugged posted:Yes. I was actually planning on having a run with one of the Taipei rugby squads when I was passing through and later read one of his posts where he said he played with them, was looking forward to seeing if I could pick him out but I ended up being busy and the guy with the team I talked to was flaky. Is he still around?
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Oct 18, 2017 10:07
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I am legit dangerous. Dangerously cheesy.
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Oct 18, 2017 10:26
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And that’s not to mention the dude who turned out to be a spy
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Oct 18, 2017 11:53
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Pirate Radar posted:And that’s not to mention the dude who turned out to be a spy This needs a post if anything ever did
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Oct 18, 2017 11:59
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I thought the official aussie word for cigarette was durry 
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peak debt posted:I thought the official aussie word for cigarette was durry Depends which area you are from, and your mood
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simplefish posted:This needs a post if anything ever did Dude’s still around the forums as far as I know, though I never actually got his forums name so I’m not sure. I only hung out with him once, which is a shame since he seemed like a cool enough guy. There are two halves to the spy thing. The first involves some goon drama that I’m happily not party to and Line chatlogs being shared with people who weren’t meant to see them (thus, spying). The second involves a fun night out in Kaohsiung, an unknown amount of alcohol, and a gate guard who really should have been paying more attention and ends with a goon being caught trespassing on a Taiwanese navy base with a camera, and some heavy words like “espionage” and “prison” being thrown around. As far as I know he convinced them he was just very, very badly lost and they let him off the hook.
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Pirate Radar posted:Dude’s still around the forums as far as I know, though I never actually got his forums name so I’m not sure. I only hung out with him once, which is a shame since he seemed like a cool enough guy. There are two halves to the spy thing. The first involves some goon drama that I’m happily not party to and Line chatlogs being shared with people who weren’t meant to see them (thus, spying). The second involves a fun night out in Kaohsiung, an unknown amount of alcohol, and a gate guard who really should have been paying more attention and ends with a goon being caught trespassing on a Taiwanese navy base with a camera, and some heavy words like “espionage” and “prison” being thrown around. As far as I know he convinced them he was just very, very badly lost and they let him off the hook. Imagine being a legit spy, and your cover being English teacher, and having to hang out with the morons you guys keep describing. I'd break into a navy base and get myself arrested as well.
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Taiwan, and Taipei especially, is infamous for having a drama-bomb filled cliquey foreigner network. There's just not enough foreigners on the island and everyone knows everyone and in the low stakes world of English teaching you gotta find some way to make a pecking order. Thailand, on the other hand, has an endless cesspool of deranged lunatics running around it. Like the pedophile who turned up dead. Or the alcoholic who called us from jail needing bail money after punching a dude's teeth out. Or the guy who threw himself off a bridge looking to score opiates from a hospital. Or the guy who poo poo in a trashcan outside of a school when the motorcycle taxi drivers refused to go buy drugs for him. Or the guy who immediately took his apartment deposit and bought drugs with it before we could stop him (to be fair those last three are the same guy). Or the other pedophile. Or the other other pedophile. Or the guy who did a runner on payday because he thought for sure he'd get treated better in China. Or the guy who spent his electric bill money on a handjob and had to hope that the lights wouldn't be turned out on his children. Etc.
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Must have been some handjob.
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"I asked for the oldest, fattest woman they had because I wanted it to be believable."
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Today there's a bunch of nationalist trash on my Wechat wall by people who've never shown the singlest gently caress about the "motherland." I guess Uncle Xi is making them proud with as many governmental"What abouts?" as possible.  Pham Nuwen posted:Wow that's not a very nice way to talk about your dad! Chikki owns so hard. There are like six or so varieties at the market near me, and all are on a 2-for-1 sale that's really bad for a compulsive buy. I am addicted to the peanut one, but I still want to try to sesame or the variety seed versions. The guy I buy milk from wanted to ask how diwali is for me today. Him: "Sir, how are you enjoying deeeepaaaahwully?" Me: "What?" Him: "Diiiiipaaaaaaaaaaaahwlly" Me: "Say again?" Him: "Dipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahwulllllly" Me:"Ooohh... It's very loud." Him: "Yes, sir, loud is very good. Loud. Good. Great." Me: "Yes." ladron posted:depends on whether you count weed as a drug Devils Affricate posted:Haier why do you always say "my Thai mom"? Do you have more than one mom or do you just feel the need to always point out that your mom is Thai? Devils Affricate posted:Valve should just block reviews from China altogether. It's not like they're ever going to provide meaningful feedback even when they aren't pissed off.
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Atlas Hugged posted:Thailand, on the other hand, has an endless cesspool of deranged lunatics running around it. tbf, I think that's mostly just bangkok. and pattaya. mostly. Bajaj posted:I don't do the weed. this date is over
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Bajaj posted:The guy I buy milk from super bowl to u
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Outrail posted:Imagine being a legit spy, and your cover being English teacher, and having to hang out with the morons you guys keep describing. I'd break into a navy base and get myself arrested as well. I think that’s the next Seth Rogen/James Franco movie, actually.
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gently caress Diwali is on Thursday fuckkk
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Bajaj posted:The guy I buy milk from My friend Contracts, many of us fellow whites have been tricked by those dirty PILIPINO to buying into milks on street but be careful as they will CHEAT and LIE about milk coming from man or woman! Only Indian people can be trusted to sell you good milk from biggest bobs and super bowls.
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China Goddam The internet's gotten me so upset Uncle Xi made me lose my rest And everybody knows about China Goddam Can't you see it Can't you smell it It's all in the air I can't stand the smog much longer Somebody say a prayer Laduzi's gotten me so upset Buzzcuts made me lose my rest And everybody knows about China Goddam This is a show tune But the show hasn't been written for it, yet Jingchas hot on my trail Medicine's an old wive's tale Rental bikes cross my path I think every day's gonna be my last Lord have mercy on these bowels of mine We all gonna get it in due time I don't belong here I don't belong there I've been reduced to fake child care Don't tell me I tell you Me and my people just about due I've been there and I'm a good guy Yet they keep on saying me 'Lao wai!' I got into visa trouble 'Lao wai!' Too many crazy women 'Lao wai!' Stealing the tuition 'Lao wai!' You're just plain rotten 'Lao wai!' You're too drat lazy 'Lao wai!' The thinking's crazy 'Lao wai!' Where am I going What am I doing I don't know I don't know Just try to do your very best Stand up be counted with all the rest For everybody knows about China God....dam! I made you thought I was drinkin' hot water Skipping lines Gettin a case of the squats They try to say it's a foreigner plot All I want is equality For my sister my brother my people and me Yes you lied to me all these years You told me to use chopsticks and count the tiers And talk real fine just like I'm "hao ke ai" And you'd stop calling me a drat Lao Wai Oh but this whole country is full of lies You're all gonna die and die like flies I don't trust you any more You keep on saying to me 'Go home!' 'Go home!' Whenever I have trouble 'Go home!' The smallest complaint 'Go home!' Boss stealing my salary 'Go home!' Want to eat Western 'Go home!' Try to speak Chinese 'Go home!' I hate your ingrained racism 'Go home!' Why don't you see it Why don't you feel it I don't know I don't know You don't want to live next to me I completely gave up on equality Everybody knows about Hot Pot Everybody knows about VPNs Everybody knows about China Goddam THAT'S IT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghhaREDM3X8
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McGavin posted:Must have been some handjob. who the gently caress buys a hand job.... one that note i went with my neighbor once to a massage place her friend recommended we pull up and i am seeing some red flags namely the location of the strip mall and i go "is this a rub and tug?" she was like "huh? whats that" we get in no one at the desk i am starting to freak out looking for the massage licenses and i see them i start to calm down thinking "okay this place is legit" Then I see all the names are chinese, I flash back to this thread and go "oh poo poo thats bad" Then my nieghbor calls my attention to the "menu" on the counter going "huh whats this?" pointing at the "two girl option" "we should leave I tell her" she replies with "you've had that before?" I later learn that she did an edible just before we left and it was hiting her pretty hard. Then the lady from back comes out. I later learn that she called the place her friend recommended but they didnt answer so she just found that place on google. A month later she stops by my apartment saying "hey i found a groupon for a massage place" to which I go "OH NOO NOT AFTER LAST TIME" She comes back from that one in a strange mood cause she basically roofied her self before the massage and the dude almost molested her.
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Ups_rail posted:who the gently caress buys a hand job.... Supposedly in Korea hand job salons are all over the place. I made a mistake my first week teaching English because I came in with a haircut and my Korean co-teacher thought it would make good banter at the start of class to ask me about it. I said I had just been to the barber and his face immediately soured. "A barber is a place men go," and he changed the subject. Later he chastised me for not saying hair dresser because didn't I know the word was culturally loaded in Korea? How dare I speak English as an English speaker would speak it in English class.
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Ups_rail posted:who the gently caress buys a hand job....  Atlas Hugged posted:"A barber is a place men go," and he changed the subject. wasn't it spicy?
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Atlas Hugged posted:Supposedly in Korea hand job salons are all over the place. I made a mistake my first week teaching English because I came in with a haircut and my Korean co-teacher thought it would make good banter at the start of class to ask me about it. I said I had just been to the barber and his face immediately soured. I wonder how a black barber shop would do in korea....
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Ups_rail posted:I wonder how a black barber shop would do in korea.... if you mean one that deals with African hair well, there are a few in the foreigner districts near army bases, and they usually do quite well. if you mean a rub-and-tug, bear in mind these women are not the highest quality, the lowest weight, or the youngest demographic.
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Hydraulic dump truck breaking. https://i.imgur.com/u11xIh2.gifv
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Ups_rail posted:I wonder how a black barber shop would do in korea.... An acquaintance of mine is Korean, and he told me a story once about how his Korean grandpa was visiting the US when he was a kid, probably in the mid 90s? and they were driving around and his grandpa saw a black guy on the side of the road having car trouble and rolled down the window so he could yell "gently caress YOU N******."
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Ups_rail posted:I wonder how a black barber shop would do in korea.... That evacuated shopping mall springs to mind.
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Atlas Hugged posted:Supposedly in Korea hand job salons are all over the place. I made a mistake my first week teaching English because I came in with a haircut and my Korean co-teacher thought it would make good banter at the start of class to ask me about it. I said I had just been to the barber and his face immediately soured. Prostitution is illegal in Korea.
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McGavin posted:Prostitution is illegal in Korea. It's illegal in Thailand too!
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Just a reminder that Hooker Hill in Itaewon was named literally.
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Atlas Hugged posted:It's illegal in Thailand too! “You don’t understand,” he said calmly, resting his hand gently on my shoulder. “Prostitution is illegal in Korea”.
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hakimashou posted:An acquaintance of mine is Korean, and he told me a story once about how his Korean grandpa was visiting the US when he was a kid, probably in the mid 90s? and they were driving around and his grandpa saw a black guy on the side of the road having car trouble and rolled down the window so he could yell "gently caress YOU N******." sounds about right
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