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Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Ghostlight posted:

Flip flops are only for the pool?

List is by some suburban American who has no idea about apartment flip flops.

Eh, it's okay as far as tips go. But I kinda feel that you have failed/been failed in life if you haven't learnt like 60%-70% of this stuff by the time you are 20. Like holy poo poo if you haven't figured out that you should shower/change you sheets regularly, or wear clothes that fit.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Clothes are a body cope. I slide my dick into a gourd tied around my waist and just let everybody experience my overweight unwashed body unfiltered by modern conceptions of cel shaming.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

quote:

I sit in a small, dark study room in my uni to read over my notes in between classes

I have been gassy, and since I’m alone, I’ve been farting constantly for about 48 minutes.

Most roasties will barge in the room, but once they open the door and the first whiff of stench hits them, they run away.

It’s happened about four times

kekek

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Link from Wind Waker is the only cel that’s ever getting laid

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

why do half of these guys have no jaws? are they some parallel evolutionary line derived from lampreys and armored fish?

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Most of the pictures of incels are of 100% normal looking dudes

Then htere are a few legit grotesque looking dudes

but most of them seem to just be braindamaged normal looking dudes, like Elliot Rodgers

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

quote:

Sex isn't that important. Nobody has ever died from not having sex.

...Just nevermind all the people who offed themselves due to lack of sex.

quote:

There's people who kill themselves over petty, stupid poo poo every day. I feel bad for them because they were mentally ill, but the stuff that caused it is still petty and stupid.

quote:

Are you calling the highest degree of social interaction for a social animal as petty?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Palpek posted:

Fallout 4 (the best fallout) 

P sure this dude is an opinioncel. His opinions are so bad, they make him unfuckable

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

ReadingZucchini posted:

I think I am just going to use the -cel suffix to describe people who make their problems unassailable (or a non-problem) for themselves because that is easier than actually doing something.

e.g. fatcels, american-guncels, trumpcels, climatecels

Actually that’s pretty useful way to describe those people, I might do that too

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

ReadingZucchini posted:

I think I am just going to use the -cel suffix to describe people who make their problems unassailable (or a non-problem) for themselves because that is easier than actually doing something.

e.g. fatcels, american-guncels, trumpcels, climatecels

The "cel" is for "cel-f ownage"

(Man, the incels are gonna be pissed if this catches on. But since being pissed is their default state, not much will change.)

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

fruit on the bottom posted:

What it felt like to get a hug after 10 years

I just got a hug from one of those stacies that are definately one of the top stacies, she was getting married to my cousin and i got invited to go, so i went.

It wasnt normal, how we live is not normal at all, you think that the section of your brain where you think practically and for the things you think and the bullying and the years of constant mogging, you think that the practical thinking is what makes you smart or who you are but its simply placing thoughts in a tunnel where emotions are supposed to be.

When i was leaving the party, I got a hug from the girl my cousin was marrying, it wasnt even intimate or anything it was just a hug that came from a pure place, a place of good, a place from a kind of connection or validation that you also exist. I wasnt expecting to get it but she just did, I dont even know her.

The sections of the brain where you placed those years of torture just gets filled in with pure emotion, you cant even fight against it or anything you just get embraced with emotion and the tunnels of where you place your thoughts just dissappear, the negative void you filled everything with just diassappears.

None of us here are living normally, we are missing out on a whole dimension of a world that probably most us are gonna die not knowing that it even existed.

You dont know what life is unless youve been hugged by a girl out of their own will and actually feel something for you. It is completely unreal knowing that someone actually thought about you. How we live is not normal.
Find/replace "stacy" with "heroin"

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010


I think if you're dutch ovening yourself in the process you're probably not doing it correctly.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
I just rewatched Fight Club, and it's amazing how much of this incel-speak either comes from or is satirized by it. One moment that really jumped out was when The Narrator is explaining Tyler Durden's "backstory", and they allude to Tyler cumming into the Cream of Mushroom soup at a restaurant, an action I associate with people like this:

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Stacy doesn't drink milk though

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Sjs00 posted:

Stacy doesn't drink milk though

Stacy drinks Chadmilk

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

china bot posted:

I just rewatched Fight Club, and it's amazing how much of this incel-speak either comes from or is satirized by it. One moment that really jumped out was when The Narrator is explaining Tyler Durden's "backstory", and they allude to Tyler cumming into the Cream of Mushroom soup at a restaurant, an action I associate with people like this:

It’s those reddit posts that make me glad I don’t have a vagina. Jesus :gonk:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

fruit on the bottom posted:

Link from Wind Waker is the only cel that’s ever getting laid



E.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

china bot posted:

I just rewatched Fight Club, and it's amazing how much of this incel-speak either comes from or is satirized by it. One moment that really jumped out was when The Narrator is explaining Tyler Durden's "backstory", and they allude to Tyler cumming into the Cream of Mushroom soup at a restaurant, an action I associate with people like this:

Ironic, considering that a big part of the movie was about how the main character didn't have to be as good looking as Brad Pitt to be ridiculously charismatic, it was about confidence and believing in something that drew people to him and made that broke brains chick wanna gently caress him

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Blade Runner posted:

Ironic, considering that a big part of the movie was about how the main character didn't have to be as good looking as Brad Pitt to be ridiculously charismatic, it was about confidence and believing in something that drew people to him and made that broke brains chick wanna gently caress him

And that Brad Pitt was ultimately a negative and toxic influence other than the confidence it brought him.

These people always forget that he “wins” by killing the Durden part of himself.

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce



How is he not making GBS threads his pants after farting for 45 minutes? Also, I'm sure anyone would leave that room, not just "roasties"

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

china bot posted:

I just rewatched Fight Club, and it's amazing how much of this incel-speak either comes from or is satirized by it. One moment that really jumped out was when The Narrator is explaining Tyler Durden's "backstory", and they allude to Tyler cumming into the Cream of Mushroom soup at a restaurant, an action I associate with people like this:

As much as people goof about Incels being some new and dangerous thing you can find their mindset in tons of fiction and history if you look for it. Like how The Stand came out in 1978 but the character of Harold embodies pretty much every terrible Incel cliche, same with A Confederacy of Dunces in 1980.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Guy Mann posted:

As much as people goof about Incels being some new and dangerous thing you can find their mindset in tons of fiction and history if you look for it. Like how The Stand came out in 1978 but the character of Harold embodies pretty much every terrible Incel cliche, same with A Confederacy of Dunces in 1980.

The thing about it that's new is that they used to be in isolation and now they can feed each other's misconceptions and delusions. Most likely this results in a more extreme version than each would have become on his own.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
http://stephenking.wikia.com/wiki/Harold_Lauder

It's kind of amazing that Stephen King more of less created the prototypical Redditor long before the internet as we know it was ever a thing.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

green chicken feet posted:

The thing about it that's new is that they used to be in isolation and now they can feed each other's misconceptions and delusions. Most likely this results in a more extreme version than each would have become on his own.

they've also been the base of tons of extremist groups since whenever someone figured out how to manipulate them. the only difference is that now they're getting together specifically because they're pissy about the womz and not in service of some other goal

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

noether posted:

they've also been the base of tons of extremist groups since whenever someone figured out how to manipulate them. the only difference is that now they're getting together specifically because they're pissy about the womz and not in service of some other goal

That's an interesting point. Could it be that this r/incels is actually the less terrible outcome? If only one out of 1,000 goes Elliot Rodger then that means the rest of them are LDARing and not out there doing physical harm, like they would in ISIS. Hmmm.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

noether posted:

they've also been the base of tons of extremist groups since whenever someone figured out how to manipulate them. the only difference is that now they're getting together specifically because they're pissy about the womz and not in service of some other goal

*adds item to to-do list*

"Form cult"

navier-stoked
Aug 30, 2004

green chicken feet posted:

That's an interesting point. Could it be that this r/incels is actually the less terrible outcome? If only one out of 1,000 goes Elliot Rodger then that means the rest of them are LDARing and not out there doing physical harm, like they would in ISIS. Hmmm.

Can we somehow weaponize LDAR and literally force ISIS to LDAR?

edit:

Literally A Person posted:

*adds item to to-do list*

"Form cult"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBK5aKOr2Fw

navier-stoked fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Oct 19, 2017

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

ReadingZucchini posted:

Can we somehow weaponize LDAR and literally force ISIS to LDAR?

This seems like a really good idea. A depressant/tranquilizer combined with something that screws up serotonin maybe. It would have to be long-acting, though. I think that would be the challenge.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

green chicken feet posted:

This seems like a really good idea. A depressant/tranquilizer combined with something that screws up serotonin maybe. It would have to be long-acting, though. I think that would be the challenge.

gently caress that, just air drop leaflets on them saying how the virgins in the afterlife won't want them because of their negative cathal tilts and that they all have nasolabial folds anyway so they're not worth it

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Guy Mann posted:

http://stephenking.wikia.com/wiki/Harold_Lauder

It's kind of amazing that Stephen King more of less created the prototypical Redditor long before the internet as we know it was ever a thing.
Those types of guys have always been around. Like they're just a type of person-- arrogant, pompous, imatture high-functioning autistic manboys without the rearing and discipline to overcome their worse qualities. They're every bit the stock stereotype as the "dumb jock" or "bitchy popular girl." As has been said-- the major difference now is that those types of guys can feed into each other's worst qualities, including here.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Guy Mann posted:

A Confederacy of Dunces

“It smells terrible in here."

"Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find the atmosphere of this room rather comforting. Schiller needed the scent of apples rotting in his desk in order to write. I, too, have my needs. You may remember that Mark Twain preferred to lie supinely in bed while composing those rather dated and boring efforts which contemporary scholars try to prove meaningful. Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate.”

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
"Oh boy, look at the time! I have to go somewhere and watch paint dry!"

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth
White women are all the same

quote:

I'm a white guy but I've really started to get annoyed by white women. They all have the same voice, same clothes, same hobbies, and they All date the same guys. I especially hate their annoying voices, I was in uni today and i noticed that they All sound the same and they All like the same things. They all have apple Iphones, drink Starbucks, gently caress chad/Tyrone, and dress the same. Has anyone else noticed the similarities they share?


I'm a white girl, but I've really started to hate white men. they all have the same voice, the same clothes, the same hobbies, and they all fawn over and objectify the same girls. I especially hate their annoying voices, I was in uni today and I noticed that they all sound the same and all like the same things. they all have apple iphones, drink monster energy, jerk it to the same hosed up pornography, and dress the same. has anyone else noticed the similarities they share?

quote:

yup, agreed 100%. They're also the most slutty and degenerate. It's mainly because they've been given more freedom than other races. They're the most privileged demographic on the planet after all.
This is why I identify with traditioncels, patriarchycels, shariacels, etc. White women are proof that females need to be kept in line.

quote:

Women aren't trendsetters. They are followers. Name any breakthrough a women has pioneered ever. Even intelligent women scientists/mathematicians only regurgitate the same garbage a man has already found out 20 years earlier.

programming is clearly one of those "soft sciences" that doesn't really count, I guess

The tin man didn't wish for the dick he didn't have

quote:

Instead, he wished for a heart. Idiot had no idea what he got himself into when he became capable of love and didn't have a dick. Tincel.
wait, weren't we making these jokes earier? gently caress.



Accid attack on femoids

quote:

I'm sick of people sympathizing femoids when they are attacked by accid. Yet, when it happens towards a man no one gives a poo poo. Apparently, bitches are delicate little angels who should receive more sympathy and care when someone decides to throw accid on their fakeup filled mug. I mean, it doesn't really affect these creatures in anyway. Even though the cuntrag may go from a 7/10 to 2/10 in seconds, she would receive more validation and attention than an Incels entire loving life. Not only that -- she would still have a high sexual market value than an incel man. So, gently caress these bitches who get accid thrown in their faces only to seek sympathy. They don't deserve jack-poo poo.

in case anyone's wondering, yes, this is the same guy who keeps saying "cawk." apparently purposefully misspelling things is his thing

also 3/4 of their front page is photos of beefcake slayer men. that sub is the yellowstone supervoclano of repressed homosexuality

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

these guys are all liquid snake. except not as hot i guess

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

but they're so obsessed with genes. there's more to life than genes!! you'd think they'd've played metal gear solid

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Incels are somewhat special because they martyrize virginity and built a sick theory around it with its own point of no return (getting blackpilled). Sure that asocial virgins have always been a thing but they were mostly confused shut-ins that might be helped at some point in their lives and if you want to read a less disgusting version of what they think you can go to r/foreveralone or something. Inceldom is some insane poo poo and if those guys weren't overall too lazy to move their asses away from their computer screens they would be an actual cult.

Palpek fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Oct 19, 2017

Altair Knight
Jun 1, 2006

http://googleearthcommunity.proboards.com/thread/4455/skylight-cavern-beneath-lunar-surface

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

We're losing our place in a world that no longer needs us. A world that now spurns our very existence. You should know that as well as I do. After I launch this weapon and get our billion dollars, we'll be able to bring chaos and honor... back to this world gone soft. Conflict will breed conflict, new hatreds will arise! Then! ...we'll steadily expand our sphere of influence...

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

noether posted:

I'm sick of people sympathizing femoids when they are attacked by accid. Yet, when it happens towards a man no one gives a poo poo. Apparently, bitches are delicate little angels who should receive more sympathy and care when someone decides to throw accid on their fakeup filled mug. I mean, it doesn't really affect these creatures in anyway. Even though the cuntrag may go from a 7/10 to 2/10 in seconds, she would receive more validation and attention than an Incels entire loving life. Not only that -- she would still have a high sexual market value than an incel man. So, gently caress these bitches who get accid thrown in their faces only to seek sympathy. They don't deserve jack-poo poo.

And this guy has trouble getting a date, you say? :iiam:

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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

noether posted:

The tin man didn't wish for the dick he didn't have

wait, weren't we making these jokes earier? gently caress.

Yeah, "tincel" was one of mine. I didn't mention his dick though because unlike incels, I can occasionally type a paragraph without mentioning dicks.

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