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marshmallow creep posted:Child Trafficker Mods Knew It’s actually Child Traffiker, which sounds like a stage name.
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bloom posted:username_ideas.jpg Yes, I would like to purchase your entire inventory, and how can I get in touch with you for future orders? *loving makes a mint off Etsy*
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Mike Pence sees "I ❤️ HORSE DICK", begins sweating. "Find a way to contact this woman, now!"
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The MSJ posted:It’s actually Child Traffiker, which sounds like a stage name. I grew up on the streets I throw down mad beats I'mma go on World Star by throwing you under a car, Child traffiker! Mommas don't let you babies listen to me, Child Traffiker! I'm the Piper puff puff they wit me, Child Traffiker!
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The page *was* formatted like all the other articles on historical battles, until the No Fun Brigade came along and made them change it to a general article. Thank god, screen shots still exist. 
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Proteus Jones posted:The page *was* formatted like all the other articles on historical battles, until the No Fun Brigade came along and made them change it to a general article. The page nowadays has a hidden comment in the source. No fun brigade indeed. quote:<!-- Please DO NOT replace the following infobox with the Military Conflict infobox without first discussing it on this article's talk page. Which infobox to use has been extensively discussed on the talk page, and re-adding the Military Conflict infobox without first obtaining a consensus through a discussion there may be considered vandalism. -->
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 this is so adorable.
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We laugh now, but when wolves and bears team up to become the dominant species and they all get fat and draw cartoons about dolphins thinking it's weird that they're swimming for fun then...............I seem to have lost my train of thought. I guess my point is land mammals are cooler than sea mammals.
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Solice Kirsk posted:We laugh now, but when wolves and bears team up to become the dominant species and they all get fat and draw cartoons about dolphins thinking it's weird that they're swimming for fun then...............I seem to have lost my train of thought. I guess my point is land mammals are cooler than sea mammals. Cephalopods are cool.
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Solice Kirsk posted:We laugh now, but when wolves and bears team up to become the dominant species and they all get fat and draw cartoons about dolphins thinking it's weird that they're swimming for fun then...............I seem to have lost my train of thought. I guess my point is land mammals are cooler than sea mammals. You loving environmentalists make me sick.
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Humans can out-stamina any land-based animal in the world. You may be faster, but we will eventually catch up and kill you.
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Solice Kirsk posted:We laugh now, but when wolves and bears team up to become the dominant species and they all get fat and draw cartoons about dolphins thinking it's weird that they're swimming for fun then...............I seem to have lost my train of thought. I guess my point is land mammals are cooler than sea mammals. Sounds like someone forgot orcas exist.
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BrianBoitano posted:Humans can out-stamina any land-based animal in the world. You may be faster, but we will eventually catch up and kill you. I smoke, so not so much
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RFC2324 posted:I smoke, so not so much You just need to hunt gazelles who smoke.
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Oct 18, 2017 20:17
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BrianBoitano posted:Humans can out-stamina any land-based animal in the world. You may be faster, but we will eventually catch up and kill you.  that is NOT what brian boitano'd do.
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BrianBoitano posted:Humans can out-stamina any land-based animal in the world. You may be faster, but we will eventually catch up and kill you. Except most humans today barely have the stamina to climb a flight of stairs.
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jamal posted:Except most humans today barely have the stamina to climb a flight of stairs. We are much like pandas in that regard, increasingly fat and useless and eating trash.
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jamal posted:Except most humans today barely have the stamina to climb a flight of stairs. That's because supermarkets don't run away. Couch to 10k training program goes from out of shape to able to do a 10k in 12 weeks. Even an obese person could probably get into persistance hunting shape within a year if they had to.
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BrianBoitano posted:Humans can out-stamina any land-based animal in the world. You may be faster, but we will eventually catch up and kill you. Humans were the original Terminators.
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Persistence hunting also doesn't just mean marathon running, it also involves tracking and long term following. Give someone a week to get up a flight of stairs and they can probably figure something out.
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jamal posted:Except most humans today barely have the stamina to climb a flight of stairs. And we have evolved into automobile-owners. I reckon I could outrun a cheetah....as long as I get to use my Civic
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Hell, give the cheetah a civic too, we'll still beat 'em. Stupid animals 
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jamal posted:Except most humans today barely have the stamina to climb a flight of stairs. That's why elevators exist
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spog posted:And we have evolved into automobile-owners. Poor cheetah doesn't even have VTEC.
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bloom posted:username_ideas.jpg A decision was made. I want to know what it said.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Odd. I’ve not eaten rear end salad. Wasn’t aware of cock salad. Both sound like something that will eventually turn up in the anti food porn thread.
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bike tory posted:gently caress off, NZ has not lost a war against birds The Kea cold war continues to this day, no rental car is safe.
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BrianBoitano posted:Humans can out-stamina any land-based animal in the world. You may be faster, but we will eventually catch up and kill you. Good luck against a pack of African wild dogs
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sneakyfrog posted:
I'd argue that that is exactly what Brian Boitano'd do: He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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sneakyfrog posted:Cephalopods are cool. My wife works with cephalopods and according to her cuttlefish and octopus are cool but squid are panicky idiots who should go gently caress themselves.
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BrianBoitano posted:Humans can out-stamina any land-based animal in the world. You may be faster, but we will eventually catch up and kill you. Actually, the article makes no such claim.
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Doctor Malaver posted:Actually, the article makes no such claim. What kind of nerd actually reads linked articles?
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Absolute proof that we are living in the Chaos Timeline
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Doctor Malaver posted:Actually, the article makes no such claim. He knew a fact off the top of his head then googled for a source and linked the first hit without reading it. Wolves do persistence hunting too, but other than that it's just us. The only other persistence hunter developing into Man's Best Friend probably isn't a coincidence.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:He knew a fact off the top of his head then googled for a source and linked the first hit without reading it. Well, and African Wild Dogs and Hyenas, which are a weird kind of cat (they belong to suborder feliformia) (not really a cat, but much closer than to dogs/wolves)
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Doctor Malaver posted:Actually, the article makes no such claim. 
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The backpack in the middle looks a bit like the Nirvana logo.
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