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I mean, the whole film is just going to be the intro of Last Crusade stretched out to feature-length. Solo is going to acquire all the attributes that he has in A New Hope all in a week. Then we're going to see some Legends fan service when we see the Sabaac game and how he freed Chewbacca, then we're going to see all the little pieces of dialogue from ANH completely fleshed out and take away the mystery of the Spice Mines of Kessel and how the Falcon can bend space for a parsec, then Han and Lando's relationship is going to go from being best friends to the incident that caused their falling out. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if we learned how he got that scar. This is Fan Service: The Movie. e: I mean, Tag and loving Bink are in it for god's sake. Come on. feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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I fully predict that Solo: A Star Wars Movie will end with Han and Chewie arriving at Tattooine. Possibly even entering Chalmun's for a drink.
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Nah, then they couldn't make a couple of sequels.
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How Han met Chewie. Followed up by You’ve got droids
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jivjov posted:I fully predict that Solo: A Star Wars Movie will end with Han and Chewie arriving at Tattooine. Possibly even entering Chalmun's for a drink. It'll end on the Christmas Special revealing that Han and Malla were banging and Lumpy is his son
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI "I'm Solo... Solo... Han Solo!"
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Vishass posted:It'll end on the Christmas Special revealing that Han and Malla were banging and Lumpy is his son Christmas special? Do you mean the Holiday Special? EDIT: This is not part of the War on Christmas...the Star Wars Holiday Special aired a couple days before Thanksgiving 1978.
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War on Christmas will be the title of the Senator Palpatine origin movie.
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TraderStav posted:How Han met Chewie. Gone in 60 Parsecs
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It should be two hours of Jabba poo poo talking Solo and talking about his numerous fuckups to his hangers-on while Han is frozen in Carbonite. He'll do that HO HO HO laugh and it'll smash cut to the title.
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RBA Starblade posted:It should be two hours of Jabba poo poo talking Solo and talking about his numerous fuckups to his hangers-on while Han is frozen in Carbonite. Get me a washed up but veteran actor looking to restart their career because Im calling the contractor to put in a new shelf to hold our academy award.
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TraderStav posted:How Han met Chewie. Han and Chewie's Excellent Adventure Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Blasters F for Fett
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The Fault in Our Death Stars
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 We can dream; not like we'd accept anything less, right?
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ImpAtom posted:He's 29/30 in ANH IIRC. life truly imitates art
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turn left hillary!! noo posted:The Fault in Our Death Stars Sandcrawlerspotting....uh....2 hold on, I'll come up with something
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it was the 70s, in star wars. what i mean is star wars takes place in the late 1970s
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Zas posted:it was the 70s, in star wars. what i mean is star wars takes place in the late 1970s Fun fact, if we treat A New Hope as occurring in May 1977, then the events of The Force Awakens would have taken place in 2011.
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jivjov posted:Fun fact, if we treat A New Hope as occurring in May 1977, then the events of The Force Awakens would have taken place in 2011.  Besides, Star Wars takes place well before the 1930s  :
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"YOLO: A Solo movie."
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Captain Splendid posted:Han Solo has aged worse than Harrison Ford. Well, yeah, Harrison Ford didn't have a soda can sided hole drilled through his lungs before being throw off a cliff, having his broken corpse smash against the floor and then said corpse obliterated in the implosion of a planet. That takes a toll on your body.
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ImpAtom posted:Well, yeah, Harrison Ford didn't have a soda can sided hole drilled through his lungs before being throw off a cliff, having his broken corpse smash against the floor and then said corpse obliterated in the implosion of a planet. That takes a toll on your body. Just stick him in a bacta tank. He'll be fine.
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Ron Howard's last directorial effort (Inferno) got trashed just as much as Colin Trevorrow's (Book of Henry), and yet they still chose him to direct? Good lord, this film is going to be a stinking turd.
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viral spiral posted:Ron Howard's last directorial effort (Inferno) got trashed just as much as Colin Trevorrow's (Book of Henry), and yet they still chose him to direct? If that means Colin Trevorrow gets to direct the standalone Boba Fett movie that's awesome.
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