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Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

Doltos posted:

Poor Lonzo's gonna get played against extra hard by every guard in the league because of his stupid loving dad

Yeah, it's awesome. He looked like I expected him to look in an NBA game, but sadly he won't be quite as bad over the entire season. One can hope though.

Blake throwing it down hard was a nice surprise.

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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Boosh! posted:

Kanter is unwatchable snd it us truly sad Willy lost all his minutes to him.

So Can't Play Kanter is now Can't Watch Kanter. Is that an upgrade or a downgrade?

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Looks like Curry's wife is a Laker girl.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Pro

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/status/921250523612790785

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
A bit back people were talking about Melo's on court rebounding banter. Watching the TNT feed on League Pass just now I heard "OKGETTHEFUCKOUTTAHERE" as he was bringing down a board. Seriously why do people watch any other sport?

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/921353566681526272

Patrick is going to actually kill Lonzo on the court next time they play

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I think there’s maybe 5 pg’s in the Western Conference that won’t play Lonzo like PatBev did. Obviously he’s more effective than most but I didn’t think he went particularly overboard. Dealing with Westbrook, Conley, Bledsoe, Rubio, and Chris Paul is about to be so annoying. It’s a loving battle out there every night.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I didn't see this earlier

https://twitter.com/WoodleySean/status/921132202980655105
https://twitter.com/howsito/status/921133595476893696

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Lauri Markannen and Robin Lopez are the Bulls two best scorers right now

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

AggressivelyStupid posted:

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/921353566681526272

Patrick is going to actually kill Lonzo on the court next time they play

I hope Ball never stops talking poo poo and also Lonzo never scores more than four points in a game

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
I do think that players do not get the poo poo beaten out of them as much as they should. In an every day kind of way, I mean.

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
Does actual Lonzo ever talk this kind of poo poo or is it only Lavar

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

morestuff posted:

I hope Ball never stops talking poo poo and also Lonzo never scores more than four points in a game
At that rate, Lonzo's on his way to substance abuse in his early 20s

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

zelah posted:

Does actual Lonzo ever talk this kind of poo poo or is it only Lavar

The son paying for the sins of the father.

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e: also...

https://twitter.com/dsallerson/status/921371389885546497

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

zelah posted:

Does actual Lonzo ever talk this kind of poo poo or is it only Lavar

No he seems mostly embarrassed by it as far as I can tell

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Not sure if I should be happy or sad that the Bulls have decided to outright suck again. This is like going back to the early 00's. gently caress it, I'm rooting for the Timberwolves this year, they're practically the Bulls from 4 years ago anyway.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

zelah posted:

Does actual Lonzo ever talk this kind of poo poo or is it only Lavar

Lonzo cringes away from his father in exactly the way you'd expect from a teenager whose parents are speaking for/about them in public.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Lonzo is Simba, Pat Bev is Scar, the rest of the NBA’s pgs are the hyenas, Lavar is mufasa

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
https://twitter.com/KyleNeubeck/status/921243899976228864

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://twitter.com/JohnKrolik/status/921208617226739712

Its been one game and Im thinking about quitting my job to become a roadie for Milos Grateful Dead style

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

straight up brolic posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnKrolik/status/921208617226739712

Its been one game and Im thinking about quitting my job to become a roadie for Milos Grateful Dead style

Everyone who laughed at me for taking him in the GM thread will pay

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I did not get to watch the game how badly did bev gently caress up ball

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Lavar is going to destroy his son's career because every single player in the NBA is going to treat him like he's LeBron, Steph and KD combined.*

poo poo's gonna rule




*except De'Aaron Fox, because Ball is too scared to play against Fox

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I’d hold Lonzo out tonight if I was the Lakers

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Metapod posted:

I did not get to watch the game how badly did bev gently caress up ball

1/4 shooting, 3 points, 4 assists, got into the paint once all game and missed the layup.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Kibner posted:

1/4 shooting, 3 points, 4 assists, got into the paint once all game and missed the layup.

also 2 missed free throws.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

He was 1/6 shooting

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
As you can see, it was a stellar night for first team all defense.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
How do you get into the paint only once? Did he not even try?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Metapod posted:

How do you get into the paint only once? Did he not even try?

Pat Bev is a real real good defender.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Cody Zeller out tonight for the Hornets, along with Batum, MKG and Michael Carter-Williams. We're going to get 10 Dwight post-up/turnovers + 15 minutes of Patrick O'Bryant III, a 6'9" center that shot 40% from the floor in preseason garbage time

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/StephNoh/status/921365093438418945

:banjo:

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Zach might have a clear path to 30 ppg if he fully recovers

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
This is just the best new for me:

https://twitter.com/BasinStRecords/status/921343497533345792

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Dexo posted:

Pat Bev is a real real good defender.

Important, but it is also really important to note that Lonzo is really loving slow.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

I watched the first quarter of the game before going to bed, and on top of looking like a muppet, Lonzo looked like he didn't belong on the court.

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
Here's an impartial look at Melo's game last night, all of his touches in OKC's offense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRCGY6ZW5yo

Here's a less impartial but more fun look at his game last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVoXgFQ8puI

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

MourningView posted:

No he seems mostly embarrassed by it as far as I can tell

yea he just kind of shrugs it off and does his own thing.

LaMelo is the insufferable one

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

sportsgenius86 posted:

yea he just kind of shrugs it off and does his own thing.

LaMelo is the insufferable one

LeMelo is literally a child

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