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M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



UWBW posted:

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2017/10/13/before_pasco_killing.html

Before Pasco killing: 'You're messing with my girlfriend'

He killed a man for messing with his imaginary girlfriend

It was something anime or MLP wasn't it?

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

http://pbfcomics.com/comics/the-jubilee/

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

quote:

The man, who works for the central territorial intelligence services (SCRT) had been keeping tabs on a suspected Islamist extremist.

He wanted to send a text containing important intelligence on his target to a colleague.

But the spy got all his phone numbers mixed up and accidentally sent it to the very suspect he had been closely monitoring.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008


I though Chief Inspector Closeau worked at the Gendarmerie?

Der Kyhe has a new favorite as of 15:33 on Oct 15, 2017

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Gendarmerie is a social construct

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Der Kyhe posted:

I though Chief Inspector Closeau worked at the Gendarmerie?

Tous sont Clouseau.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Bobby Digital posted:

Gendarmerie is a social construct

Get off the Internet, dad

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Man arrested for trying to light cigarette with fuel pump nozzle.

cnut
May 3, 2016


WTF? Why?

quote:

When officers searched his purse, Bismarck police says they found several bags containing white crystalline residue, believed to be methamphetamine.

Oh

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/Brendan_Tobin/status/919678233997701125

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
Disregard me, I'm an idiot.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




The people doing the titles in the graphics room had to be giggling like a bunch of 12 year olds.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Shot man's last words: 'Of course it's loaded, you stupid slut'

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Everything about this story is amazing and it just keeps ramping up from the names to the ages to the descriptors.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
More awesome than weird but

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Bobby Digital posted:

More awesome than weird but



Who's tongue was it?

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

The Lone Badger posted:

Who's tongue was it?

Chewbacca, that's why you can't understand him when he talks.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

The Lone Badger posted:

Who's tongue was it?


quote:

"It was a cow tongue from Jerry's Famous Deli with a note that said: 'If you ever touch my darling Heather or any woman again, the next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box'," Ross said.

Fisher reportedly made sure to deliver the box in person and watch the producer as he opened it.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Carrie Fisher was well known for her ability to deal with fat, lecherous slugs, after all.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Wheat Loaf posted:

Carrie Fisher was well known for her ability to deal with fat, lecherous slugs, after all.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Thank god you cleared that up, I thought they meant Belushi.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Baron von Eevl posted:

Thank god you cleared that up, I thought they meant Belushi.

I thought that was Belushi. :aaaaa:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I'm sorry if this will cause another food derail, but a restaurant was caught serving Popeye's fried chicken to its customers and charging them $13 for it.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/17/california-restaurant-proudly-serves-popeyes-chicken-as-their-own-charges-13.html

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The MSJ posted:

I'm sorry if this will cause another food derail, but a restaurant was caught serving Popeye's fried chicken to its customers and charging them $13 for it.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/17/california-restaurant-proudly-serves-popeyes-chicken-as-their-own-charges-13.html

The restaurateur’s greatest crime isn’t outsourcing fried chicken.

Her greatest crime is referring to a city by the IATA code of its major airport.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

The MSJ posted:

I'm sorry if this will cause another food derail, but a restaurant was caught serving Popeye's fried chicken to its customers and charging them $13 for it.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/17/california-restaurant-proudly-serves-popeyes-chicken-as-their-own-charges-13.html

Nobody ever links straight to Fox News so this popup took me a little by surprise until I realized where I was

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
OBAMA RETURNS


Sounds kind of ominous.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Johnny Aztec posted:

OBAMA RETURNS


Sounds kind of ominous.

When batman does it it's good.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Holy poo poo, who wouldn't wanna get those alerts directly?

Obama returns is killing me.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009



:ironicat:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Fathis Munk posted:


Obama returns is killing me.

I just thought about it and its inarguable that we had A New Hope so I guess so but it just feels a little weird to have the third one coming out when we're still this early into the second.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

jojoinnit posted:

I just thought about it and its inarguable that we had A New Hope so I guess so but it just feels a little weird to have the third one coming out when we're still this early into the second.

No poo poo, a search just now for Trump Strikes Back turned up an InfoWars article with that title. I honestly can't believe it.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004


Don't worry, she was adopted by her handler

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

The Kins posted:



Don't worry, she was adopted by her handler

Was about to say "Isn't this something that probably happens all the time and doesn't need an article about it" but then noticed it was British news

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

The Kins posted:



Don't worry, she was adopted by her handler

So, was the dog not able to accurately sniff out hidden bombs, or was it steadfastly refusing to sniff bombs out in the open?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

SpacePig posted:

So, was the dog not able to accurately sniff out hidden bombs, or was it steadfastly refusing to sniff bombs out in the open?

Comrade Lulu refused to participate in our endless, mindless war on terror

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
How.....how did they figure it out? Did one of her packages explode?

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Henchman of Santa posted:

Comrade Lulu refused to participate in our endless, mindless war on terror

What a good dog comrade.

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