gowb posted:

How? There have been stories for years about him begging women to watch him masturbate, or coming onto them backstage.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Carmen sure is annoying.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Carmen sure is annoying.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Has Dry Bones weighed in on Dickinson, Texas forcing people to sign loyalty oaths to Isreal in exchange for aid?

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Carmen sure is annoying.

Pakled posted:

I doubt it will when there's so much navel gazing and Hillary-bashing to do, but if it does, it won't be for another week or so at least. Two week delay and all.

Tiberius Christ posted:

Anyone have that Allie cartoon from the bush area where its celebrating how great the economy was doing with a disheveled looking donkey

I think it was from 2006 lol

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Carmen sure is annoying.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Remember this?

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Remember this?

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Remember this?

bolding by ben posted:

I can’t imagine how difficult it must be for a president to call and give the nation’s respects to a grieving family who lost a loved one in a military action.

Rep. Frederica Wilson, a Democrat from Florida, used the condolence call as another way to viciously attack President Trump. Not only was her loud complaint vulgar and tacky, Wilson then compounded the error by proclaiming herself as a ‘rock star,’ due to the attention she received.

Frederica is costumed in a “look at me” manner. She regularly appears in gaudy cowboy hats and loud rodeo outfits festooned with big flowers. She is all hat and NO cattle. Frederica Wilson represents one of the Nation’s poorest and least educated districts. Florida District 24 ranks 408th poorest out of 435 districts on America. Frederica needs to focus on home instead of Trump.

It is said that empty barrels make the most noise and so I drew Frederica as such.

The Democrats like to twist whatever the president says in order to call him ‘racist’ and other disparaging words. They want him impeached. This time the noise seems designed to distract attention away from issues such as the Uranium One deal involving Hillary and Obama, who engaged in traitorous acts of bribery with Russia.

The Democrats are “sending in the Rodeo Clowns” to distract from what may turn out to be the biggest scandal in American Political history.

-Ben Garrison

Technowolf posted:

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Is Garrison aiming to be Trump's #1 bitch? Or does he think it would be an equal partnership?

Trogdos! posted:

Man, Garrison is drawing a lot these days

D.N. Nation posted:

not vulgar and tacky

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Carmen sure is annoying.

Pants Donkey posted:

Weird how you never gave Obama big boxing gloves and praised him the second anything good happened to the economy. Strange that you take unemployment at face value instead of ranting about the "real unemployment" like you had been for the past eight year.

How unusual...

Duke Igthorn posted:

Am I the only one that finds it slightly odd that there are people lining up to praise the president's penis size? Like, history is going to look back at these comics and the future will ask "Why do they keep drawing Trump with very large hands?" and the honest answer will be "because Trump once bragged about his penis size and his followers then had to spend 8 years agreeing that it was huge"

quote:

Comedy magazine Spy called him a "Short-Fingered Vulgarian". And when it became clear he didn't like it - they kept on doing it.

Last year, its former editor Graydon Carter told Vanity Fair he did it "just to drive him a little bit crazy." And it seems it worked. Carter wrote: "To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump." He explained "there is always a photo of him" that is generally torn from a magazine.

"On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers."

He claims the most recent one arrived after Trump announced he was running for president.

"Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie, 'See, not so short!'

Duke Igthorn posted:

Yup. 5 years of "Look at the under performing jobs numbers! What a failure!" then 3 years of "B-b-b-but REAL unemployment and labor participation rates and and and" and now suddenly, for some odd reason, we're at "LOOKIT THESE HUGE NUMBERS!!" to be followed swiftly by "...LOOK OVER THERE!!"

Am I the only one that finds it slightly odd that there are people lining up to praise the president's penis size? Like, history is going to look back at these comics and the future will ask "Why do they keep drawing Trump with very large hands?" and the honest answer will be "because Trump once bragged about his penis size and his followers then had to spend 8 years agreeing that it was huge"

I don't know, maybe it's just me. Here:

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

I just like that the man Glenn McCoy is ostensibly praising is still drawn as a squashed, obese, bristly, grimacing toad

Sagebrush posted:

It's not just about penises. Trump has a complex about the size of his hands that dates back many years.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35726210/a-history-of-donald-trump-his-tiny-fingers---and-gold-sharpies'

D.N. Nation posted:

I mean, yeah, short. Those fingers look short.

Lord Hydronium posted:

Garrison's got huge daddy issues, so I think he wants a pat on the head and a whisper of "You're my true son, Ben."

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Remember this?

Duke Igthorn posted:

I don't know, maybe it's just me. Here:

Trogdos! posted:

It is said that empty barrels make the most noise and so I drew Frederica as such.

artsy fartsy posted:

I don't get the Bors edit, would someone explain?

Cloud Potato posted:

Stephen Collins: