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I'd heard about "tactical pens" before http://gearmoose.com/the-10-best-tactical-pens/ quote:While fending off an attacker with a tactical pen is neither preferred nor realistic in most situations, should you drop your firearm or run out of bullets, they can and will pull double duty as a self defense weapon in a pinch if you’re both trained in doing so and carrying it on your person when the time comes to need it. but just today I came across the concept of a "tactical scarf" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L1593L4 I am imagining a survivalist, or maybe a savvy marketer, going through life looking for things that can be "tactical" tactical underwear tactical ramen tactical monograms
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Manifisto posted:I'd heard about "tactical pens" before if the awful Kickstarter thread has taught me anything it’s that all you have to do is search “tactical edc minimalist” on there to find the longest list of useless and asinine inventions you could ever hope to witness
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Ready to get serious about self protection? Is your lifted truck and bodybuilding routine not masculine enough for your lifestyle? From the makers of the Tactical Scarf comes Tascticles. These exquisitely crafted steel testicles are made from only the finest Tamahagane steel made in the traditional Japanese style, and their fibre mesh covering is both supple and strong to allow you to wield them similar to Nunchaku. The waist strap comes with an overhang or underhang arrangement for either a more concealed look, or an intimidating bulge visible through a variety of pant styles and fabrics. Don these beauties today, sold at most neighborhood gun shops and Walmart shopping centers.
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vanisher posted:Ready to get serious about self protection? Is your lifted truck and bodybuilding routine not masculine enough for your lifestyle? From the makers of the Tactical Scarf comes Tascticles. These exquisitely crafted steel testicles are made from only the finest Tamahagane steel made in the traditional Japanese style, and their fibre mesh covering is both supple and strong to allow you to wield them similar to Nunchaku. The waist strap comes with an overhang or underhang arrangement for either a more concealed look, or an intimidating bulge visible through a variety of pant styles and fabrics. Don these beauties today, sold at most neighborhood gun shops and Walmart shopping centers. is there a tungsten version?? e: tungstickle
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tactical cilantrovanisher posted:Ready to get serious about self protection? Is your lifted truck and bodybuilding routine not masculine enough for your lifestyle? From the makers of the Tactical Scarf comes Tascticles. These exquisitely crafted steel testicles are made from only the finest Tamahagane steel made in the traditional Japanese style, and their fibre mesh covering is both supple and strong to allow you to wield them similar to Nunchaku. The waist strap comes with an overhang or underhang arrangement for either a more concealed look, or an intimidating bulge visible through a variety of pant styles and fabrics. Don these beauties today, sold at most neighborhood gun shops and Walmart shopping centers. lol |
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Tactical cuff links with strategic status posturing action. |
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Are you an overweight cat that loves to eat? Is it time to add a formidable self defense weapon to your arsenal? Tactical Lasagna might need to be your next purchase. TL comes in a variety of materials and flavor combinations to allow you to render your owner and/or dog friend into a sad faced heap at your whim. Rubber reinforced dish grips or our prepackaged lasagna Meals Ready to Eat options will keep you fully stocked and ready in case society as we know it falls apart, or you just need a snack on the go. Consumption of TL is recommended via dumping into your oversized mouth, or by rapid shoveling motions for optimal effect.
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Tactical tactical manuals. Once you are done reading it, you are ready to use it as a weapon.
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Tactical toilet paper: mil spec NBC protection for your rear end.
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Tactical scope scope. A scope designed for looking at other scopes.
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Twenty Four posted:Tactical scope scope. A scope designed for looking at other scopes. boobs, but tactical ---------------- |
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Ganging up on your doppleganger with doppler technology |
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sebmojo posted:boobs, but tactical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTv9AhCuSU4 |
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The Rain Santa. He's like the regular Santa except he arrives when it's raining instead of when it's snowing.
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A tour of forbidden meats next stop: the spanish chorizo I had to leave with customs upon entering the u.s. |
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Manifisto posted:next stop: the spanish chorizo I had to leave with customs upon entering the u.s. On the left, a mummified Pharaoh who basically became human jerky due to experimental preservatives. ---------------- |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Is a loaf of bread just a really fat noodle? [drop a beat] Is a loaf of bread just a really fat noodle? It's a big bland soft cheezy doodle! Is a loaf of bread just a really fat noodle? It's a big bland soft cheezy doodle! Is a loaf of bread just a really fat noodle? It's a big bland soft cheezy doodle! |
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*black and white screen of nuclear family looking bored* Are you tired of that old fashioned bread boring your family at dinner? Try our bread-to-pasta squeezer to liven up your family dinner, for the kids! *screen goes color* Simply insert your loaf of bread into our vice, crank the handle a few times and it's now spaghetti! *kids clap and jump* *husband gives bedroom eyes* ---------------- |
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got any sevens posted:*husband gives bedroom eyes* Puts on that special time music DavidAlltheTime posted:[drop a beat] |
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got any sevens posted:wussy superheroes: Wussy supervillains: The Mad Tickler
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lovely Friend Man Super powers include coming to your house, asking for a beer, and then only drinking half.
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The Know-it-all AKA Mr. Well Actually. Listens to what someone has to say but immediately responds with "Well, actually...." and then corrects or elaborates on whatever was just said ever so slightly. "Well, actually the show was 2 hours and 50 minutes, there was a 10 minute intermission" "Well, actually Pluto isn't a planet anymore so maybe a better mnemonic would be 'My very eager mother just served us noodles'" "Well, actually that's a drifter not a hobo. Look at his pack, he's traveling. The world is his home." |
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Starman Super DX posted:lovely Friend Man This happened with two of my friends twice last week. As in, I asked them if they wanted another beer, they both said yes, opened said beers, and only drank half of them. But they had never finished the first beers either, so they both left with two half drank beers each. Why would you do this? Also it is well known I keep a full bar with all the main types of alcohol plus a variety of mixers at my place so if you wanted something else, thats not a problem! Or a water or soda or something? I don't get it.
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Jolo posted:'My very eager mother just served us noodles'
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sebmojo posted:boobs, but tactical Spectacular boobs that also tell good jokes
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got any sevens posted:*black and white screen of nuclear family looking bored* Has this ever happened to you? <parent puts bread in pasta cooker and it just falls apart> All the family wants is a good spaghetti dinner, and you just can't turn that bread into tasty pasta. Introducing--the Pastaqueezer! Just put the bread into the Pastaqueezer, turn the patented Morphomaster knob 4 times, and you'll extrude the tastiest soft gluten you've ever had!
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