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Pook Good Mook posted:On the other hand, let's see where this goes. Sustained. He might not be that intoxicated though because he was incoherent and why would you come into this sad thread when you're that drunk?
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Post the email sales are down so now toona sales can go up up UP
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Uh judge can I be heard on this issue? My concern is not for toona's immediate predicament, which is objectively hilarious, but for his long-term existence. I don't want him to die before he impregnates multiple women at the same time. Also, imagine being a 3L with a job and still doing mock trial.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Uh judge can I be heard on this issue? You could slip him Antabuse in his food though that ends with him throwing up everywhere ipecac style.
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Oct 20, 2017 04:48
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Uh judge can I be heard on this issue? Its like trying to stop a fireworks display from the next hill over. Even if you could get close enough to do something, you'd only accomplish getting yourself burned. Might as well lean back and enjoy the show.
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Toona the Cat posted:Hey law threes. I am hella drink with my Trial partner and Jesus I need to stop pitot if myself in these situations but seriously why do mock trial if joy to travel and get drunk with people. terrorist ambulance posted:LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
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Oct 20, 2017 05:04
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HiddenReplaced posted:Fan-loving-tastic. The greatest. I actually legit enjoy my job. Seems to be the consensus. My wife is in-house, and it beats the poo poo out of being a corporate associate. We've had really high attrition in my practice group, but everyone has left to go in-house. The system works.
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Zo posted:how his day actually goes down: wake up in a stupor at 4pm on a wednesday after a week long binge of divinity original sin 2, notice on his calendar to that friday is the end of quarter deadline, fire off two dozen template 101 rejections and mortgage another dozen incomplete actions, then receive a big fat bonus for it all i've been working 11 hour days between 6:30 am and 11:30 pm for the past few months
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:i've been working 11 hour days between 6:30 am and 11:30 pm for the past few months you're not doing this government teat sucking thing correctly at all!!
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Oct 20, 2017 05:27
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Zo posted:you're not doing this government teat sucking thing correctly at all!! i'm on pace to make like $180k this year and i work in my underwear
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Oct 20, 2017 05:41
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:i'm on pace to make like $180k this year and i work in my underwear Wow. And in addition to this cam thing you also have time to work for the government? A true multi-talent E: I mean with camwhoring at least you have some dignity Nice piece of fish fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Oct 20, 2017 |
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Oct 20, 2017 06:12
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:i'm on pace to make like $180k this year and i work in my underwear Not worth it.
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nm posted:Not worth it. cant do much else with toddlers
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:cant do much else with toddlers I just got approved for taking the month of July 2018 off. Gonna go ride a bike around somewhere. Government law ya'll.
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Oct 20, 2017 06:41
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I might do that too next year but go visit friends in Tenerife or something
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Any other ninth circuit crim people here? How are your courts dealing with Sanchez-Gomez?
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nm posted:Every person I know with kids seems to be the biggest argument against having kids. Haha, yeah, kids ruin life as you know it. On a related note, congrats to [REDACTED] on the new baby! HiddenReplaced fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Oct 20, 2017 |
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My office is seriously considering purchasing a chainsaw with the sole purpose of there being a chainsaw in the office. We already have a baseball bat for reasons.
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Alexeythegreat posted:My office is seriously considering purchasing a chainsaw with the sole purpose of there being a chainsaw in the office. you haven't lived until you've chainsawed a branch over your head while standing on a stepladder that's in the bucket of the end loader tractor on wheels chainsaws are fun is what I'm saying but it's annoying how much experience you need to use them well because they look a lot simpler than they actually are.
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Alexeythegreat posted:My office is seriously considering purchasing a chainsaw with the sole purpose of there being a chainsaw in the office. Is your office in the middle of a dead pine forest? A chainsaw is a terrible defensive weapon, especially for unexpected attacks.
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Alexeythegreat posted:My office is seriously considering purchasing a chainsaw with the sole purpose of there being a chainsaw in the office. Reminder that this poster is Russian and lives in Russia and I definitely think a Russian law firm should have a chainsaw and a baseball bat bless up.
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I could use a chainsaw to demolish my office. I had a lousy loving day due to a client's daughter freaking the gently caress out over a plea deal I made my client take. Since I'm little miss perfect I apparently still have trouble handling it when people put my decisions and competency to question, because I've been angsting over what's really nothing for hours now. I mean it's fine, I've made no mistakes a disciplinary board would even look at (or any mistakes in that case really) but you never know when you're on the receiving end of a freakout if they are going to try and raise a massive stink over nothing just over some perceived bullshit. I loving hate clients, particularly ungrateful ones (cause this one I actually saved from their own stupidity).
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Reminder that this poster is Russian and lives in Russia and I definitely think a Russian law firm should have a chainsaw and a baseball bat bless up. I've done a lot of work for russian immigrant clients lately and boy. Yeah they do. Also, russians are some stoic motherfuckers, seriously, they get treated like poo poo in my country and still manage to keep their chin up through all of it.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Also, imagine being a 3L with a job and still doing mock trial. I did this, it was awesome, I got a two-week trip to Budapest and Vienna for free, got really drunk with some hot European law students, and got to skip three weeks of classes for it. Totally do moot court as a 3L.
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JohnCompany posted:I did this, it was awesome, I got a two-week trip to Budapest and Vienna for free, got really drunk with some hot European law students, and got to skip three weeks of classes for it. Totally do moot court as a 3L. Same, it was loving great and also I got to say I shook the hands of supreme court and ECHR judges.
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Alexeythegreat posted:My office is seriously considering purchasing a chainsaw with the sole purpose of there being a chainsaw in the office. I have your answer.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Reminder that this poster is Russian and lives in Russia and I definitely think a Russian law firm should have a chainsaw and a baseball bat bless up. Hell I feel like I could use a chainsaw sometimes in Texas
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JohnCompany posted:I did this, it was awesome, I got a two-week trip to Budapest and Vienna for free, got really drunk with some hot European law students, and got to skip three weeks of classes for it. Totally do moot court as a 3L. Ok yes go to Europe. Toona went to Detroit. He didn't get to skip 3 weeks of class.
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JohnCompany posted:I did this, it was awesome, I got a two-week trip to Budapest and Vienna for free, got really drunk with some hot European law students, and got to skip three weeks of classes for it. Totally do moot court as a 3L. I went to Albert with a team that could not compete because one of our teammates hosed up their part of the written submissions so badly we had a 15/100 point penalty going in. The Jessup usually comes down to a couple point spread. Met some cool Vancouver lawyers who I still talk to though 
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I received a letter in the mail from famed traffic ticket attorney and thread untermensch Blarzgh today. The letter contained my drivers license, which I lost in his local courthouse. Thank you for the good deed, blarzgh. I also received a rather detailed drawing of a penis. Very detailed actually. So detailed that it makes me wonder how much time blarzgh spent looking at penises to draw it. Blarzgh, I think you should explain your sexuality to your wife before you kid gets too old. It's ok. We love you no matter what and just want you to be happy. Scraps will represent you in your divorce. He'll lose, because he's a lawyer with cats for hands. But that's better than hitting Cordell and Cordell. Anyway, thanks blarzgh. Flying home last week without a drivers license was INTENSE.
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Lol, I even put an exhibit sticker on it
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I trashed it because it made me have feelings I'm not comfortable with.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I trashed it because it made me have feelings I'm not comfortable with. Ban.
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WTF, mate?
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Oct 21, 2017 17:41
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You were mailed an artisanal dick lovingly drawn by a fellow goon and you THROW IT AWAY?
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True, I received fanart for posting overly anally about obscure law in the Scandinavian thread and immediately hung it up on my office wall. I now have to explain that poo poo to collegues and it's just the best.
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