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mike pence fucks horses but refuses to gently caress zebras. problematic, imo.
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"There's nothing gay about taking horse cock up the rear end." — Mike Pence
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Oct 17, 2017 16:02
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let's just say mike pence is a versatile manager of horse cock
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Oct 17, 2017 16:19
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I WILL NEVER STOP REMINDING YOU THAT MIKE PENCE OUR VICE PRESIDENT FUCKS AND IS hosed BY HORSES 24/7
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Oct 17, 2017 23:53
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i never would’ve guessed michael “mike” pence would be into science
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Oct 18, 2017 01:43
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Mike Pence has a butt Filled with tons of pony nutt
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Oct 19, 2017 19:01
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bumping like mike pence and that horsie do
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Oct 19, 2017 19:24
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he hosed a horse op
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Oct 20, 2017 00:59
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i confess most of the times i remember that mike pence hosed a horse, it's because this thread just got bumped but i sure do remember that mike pence knows the insides and outsides of horses, carnally
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Oct 20, 2017 01:05
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Reading VALIS so gonna be bumping this thread a loot
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Oct 20, 2017 02:03
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Goodness, this thread just reminded me that mike pence hosed a horse
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Oct 20, 2017 04:12
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gently caress you and especially the horse you rode in on
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Oct 20, 2017 04:17
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All I care about is whether the horse consented.
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Oct 20, 2017 06:48
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I'm sure it was the 1950s version of consent, just like the rest of Mike Pence's values.
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Oct 20, 2017 07:05
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the horse did not consent loving vice president michael pence in the rear end because its a horse mike pence raped the horse and does so regularly
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Vice President Mike Hands
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Oct 20, 2017 19:10
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Horses nut in Mike Pence's butt.
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Oct 21, 2017 12:34
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i will never stop thinking about how VPOTUS is both president of the us senate and the president of the horse sexual congress as well
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Oct 21, 2017 20:10
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At one point in my life I was unaware that Mike Pence fucks horses. I was a loser, a scrub, and a virgin. Now all I think about during the day, and what a dream about at night, is Mike Pence belly and guy full of horse nut. It has changed me, for the first time in my life I have vitality. I got a job and was so good at it they made me the CEO. I met a beautiful woman and made her my wife, and we have three beautiful daughters. I am unstoppable, I get things done, and I'm never not thinking of Mike Pence's rear end full of horse cock.
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Oct 21, 2017 20:52
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Horses nut in Mike Pence's butt.
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Oct 22, 2017 00:44
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yo mike pence and you might want to sit down for this because it's pretty hosed up but mike pence  hosed A HORSE
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mike pence constantly gets invited to parties at the secret illuminati base under denver international airport but he's too embarrassed because as soon as they taxi past that veiny blue demon horse he just loving devastates his pants, right there on the plane 
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Oct 23, 2017 01:37
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I recently had the pleasure of introducing two real-life friends to the Mike Pence horse tweet.
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Oct 23, 2017 21:49
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Chokes McGee posted:yo whoah what the gently caress homie this thread is not about kinkshaming mike pence hosed a horse and that's beautiful because the horse consented it didn't say NEIGH and what vpotus and that horse shared is a beautiful thing may all sentient beings receive from the universe the one thing they desire above all else, in this case for michael pence, it is horse cum
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Oct 23, 2017 22:24
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based on the famous idiom, you are what you eat mike pence is almost entirely horsenutt
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Oct 23, 2017 22:40
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Top City Homo posted:based on the famous idiom, you are what you eat you know how humans can subsist entirely on honey for a good while? mike pence is the same way with horse semen. it's his honey. his Soylent.
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Oct 23, 2017 22:47
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oh rite mike pence hosed a horse
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Oct 23, 2017 23:02
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piss tape is real
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Oct 23, 2017 23:03
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poo poo wrong thread mike pence hosed a horse
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Oct 23, 2017 23:05
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Feranon posted:you know how humans can subsist entirely on honey for a good while? This is actually regular soylent too
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Oct 24, 2017 04:02
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https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/922525865090715653
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Gringostar posted:piss tape is real Gringostar posted:poo poo they're both true op
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Oct 24, 2017 15:03
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woah wait a minute Mike Pence hosed a HORSE wow
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Oct 24, 2017 16:13
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some shocking new info comes to light 
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I sat my nephew on my knee, looked him straight in the eye, and told him, 'Mike Pence was hosed by a horse." "Why he do sexy with horsie?" "We don't know, nephew. We just don't know." "Sexy not for horsie, sexy for people!" He's so clever. Only nineteen, and he knows so much.
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Outstanding afternoon.
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