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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

If only cars had some kind of protective cover that could keep the rain out...

Chachi
Jan 7, 2006
Blue sparks and big fucking shells.

:dukedog:
Pretty sweet color- and style-changing top, though :v:

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Tag yourself; I'm the "before" picture from an entirely different day included for dramatization purposes.

Chachi posted:

Pretty sweet color- and style-changing top, though :v:

I'm also the poster who's really slow at posting

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Two guys set someones car on fire, and one of them apparently lied about it:
https://i.imgur.com/FMVcbca.gifv

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Some idiot mocked a rape victim on social media and is never going to work as a photographer again


http://www.acronymdetroit.com/reporting-root/detroit-based-photographer-publicly-makes-fun-of-rape-victim

You'll be unsurprised to hear that the dude is an avid poster in r/The_Donald

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

canyoneer posted:

Some idiot mocked a rape victim on social media and is never going to work as a photographer again


http://www.acronymdetroit.com/reporting-root/detroit-based-photographer-publicly-makes-fun-of-rape-victim

You'll be unsurprised to hear that the dude is an avid poster in r/The_Donald

He tried to post on reddit for sympathy and it did not go as expected.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SignalYourVirtue/comments/77oj3a/lets_ruin_a_mans_career_bc_of_a_stupid_comment/

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

canyoneer posted:

Some idiot mocked a rape victim on social media and is never going to work as a photographer again


http://www.acronymdetroit.com/reporting-root/detroit-based-photographer-publicly-makes-fun-of-rape-victim

You'll be unsurprised to hear that the dude is an avid poster in r/The_Donald
Saw his Instagram, never wanted to punch a face so quickly. Glad he's getting loving dunked on across the entire internet.

Bottom Liner has a new favorite as of 22:18 on Oct 22, 2017

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Is that really the same guy? His follow up posts on there are making me so happy that his life is getting dismantled.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Pro click. This man is so angry he can barely string a sentence together. Here's a highlight. (LookAtMyPTSD is the terrible OP.)

Stylux posted:

I agree. gently caress that idiot.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

he thought the woman was an adult.

they are getting very liberal with the definition of rape.

If you are dancing and drinking with a girl and you touch her that is rape now.

you literally need a signed consent before you can kiss a lady now

Stylux posted:

You are certainly drawing a lot of conclusions here. Were you the commenter?

Even after finding out she was eight years old at the time in question, he doubles down. I hope none of your family members are the victim of sexual assault or rape. At the same time, I hope you can at least develop some empathy.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

they are getting very liberal with the definition of rape.
This says nothing about rape. Rape is legally defined as penile penetration. It is the actus reus for rape. Take a look at the MPC §213 or your own state statutes. Sexual assault is a different crime entirely.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

If you are dancing and drinking with a girl and you touch her that is rape now.
Interesting that at 30 years old I have never been accused of rape when drinking and dancing with women.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

you literally need a signed consent before you can kiss a lady now
No. You literally do not need "signed consent" before kissing someone. You need consent (verbal or otherwise) before touching anyone. That's the way it has always been. I'm sorry that you were not taught about boundaries as a child.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

so the dude that just got poo poo canned at vox raped his employee when they were drunk and dancing when he put his hand up his shirt?

i guess you haven't heard of hyperbole, as in when people use the word literally

go gently caress your self human being, with that gay rear end "i am going to quote your every word, and use my vast liberal gender queer feminist basket weaving PhD degree to get up on my moral highground, and say a lot of poo poo i quickly googled in order for me to feel morally superior to you"

you will never have to worry about a rape accusation bc you are a fat disgusting pathetic pleeb.

Stylux posted:

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

so the dude that just got poo poo canned at vox raped his employee when they were drunk and dancing when he put his hand up his shirt?
I don't know the story or the case, but getting fired is not a criminal penalty. Also, it would not be rape, but sexual assault, or in many other jurisdictions sexual battery. Many states have consolidated statutes that merge the two and have created new statutory definitions for common law crimes. This happened over 80 years ago in many places. These things aren't magically just now becoming crimes.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

i guess you haven't heard of hyperbole, as in when people use the word literally
No, like a normal person, when someone types out "literally x" I assume that they mean I am supposed to take what they say literally. That's how English works.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

go gently caress your self human being, with that gay rear end "i am going to quote your every word, and use my vast liberal gender queer feminist basket weaving PhD degree to get up on my moral highground, and say a lot of poo poo i quickly googled in order for me to feel morally superior to you"
I am a lawyer. Low effort response.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

you will never have to worry about a rape accusation bc you are a fat disgusting pathetic pleeb.
I don't think that will be an issue for me. Women don't find me repulsive, especially the one I live with.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

pleeb
Pleb*

Have a good weekend. I hope your mom is able to get the Cool Ranch Dorito stains off your waifu.

LookAtMyPTSD posted:

you are a human being have a lovely day enjoy your cock salad sandwich homo

It's like the high school bully from an eighties movie was like "Hey, this is working! I guess I'll just keep doing this forever."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist


https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro



Countdown until he's busted smoking a guy's sausage in a park bathroom...

That's some serious homophobia/misogyny/etc going on

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"A handful of fascists casually walking around, laughing and chanting at the Monastiraki metro station in Athens, after their failed transphobic manifestation... until Antifa shows up!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR8XXB16vk4

The quality of the video is not the best, but that's because the fascist filming spends half the video running away in a panic :allears:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



quote:

20+ years of your bullshit and I'm sure your parents are pro abortion too. God forbid they risk creating another piece of poo poo like you.

quote:

That's why all of his "insults" read like a yawn-inducing random string of incoherent words thrown out by a badly mangled spam bot with no grasp of the English language. (Those dick-enlargement spam ads are all he reads, after all. Abandon that hope, buddy. Even if they worked, your weapon would still be a defective rubber band gun.) He's too busy smacking his nuts while crying and thinking about Mother to use the exceedingly itty bitty brain he theoretically has.

I'd tell him to enjoy, but he can't ever finish, because not even his hand wants to touch him that long. It's currently applying for refugee status in Syria so it can move as far away from him as possible. Anything has to be better than being attached to that giant flapping rear end in a top hat.

Sweet mother of Christ, this dude is getting multiple new assholes ripped in him at the same time :getin:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I can't imagine what the next step is for someone that lovely who has been owners that publicly. I hope he gets help instead of doing anything drastic.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

#ProudBoys

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I haven't gamed in years, but I sometimes miss moments like this.

https://i.imgur.com/hMkxP3J.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Retired 'Navy SEAL' praising Trump on Fox News was a fake

And here was I thinking that Fox News couldn't possibly just be making poo poo up and failing to check a single fact when they run a pro-Trump story.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Expecting fox to fact check is Schad on you

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Idiot stops car in the road, gets honked, gets mad, falls down because he didn't put the handbrake on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zABYSsgw7ic

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




That is an amazing display of someone getting angry that can't handle the responsibility of it.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




These are the Twitter moments that I live for. Click through and check out the thread. It is wonderful.

https://twitter.com/Susan_Hennessey/status/922121767761731585

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Tarantula posted:

Idiot stops car in the road, gets honked, gets mad, falls down because he didn't put the handbrake on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zABYSsgw7ic

It's all my Large Adult Son's fault. I'm leaving him behind

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

These are the Twitter moments that I live for. Click through and check out the thread. It is wonderful.

https://twitter.com/Susan_Hennessey/status/922121767761731585

Someone in the responses mentions a guy mansplaining rocket science to a woman who is an astronaut. Does anyone have that on hand?

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
on the other side of the spectrum:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Where does a mansplainer get his water from?

A well, actually

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-23/eyob-faniel-wins-venice-marathon-afterfavourites-take-wrong-turn/9076416

Random Venice local wins the Venice marathon after the top six take a wrong turn in the last mile

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

nerdz posted:

on the other side of the spectrum:



shanley is making a tongue in cheek joke

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Stunts Gone Wrong compilation! Do stupid thing, win stupid prizes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Ver8DcW90

And here's a compilation of people who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-8JqNGg2Oc

I was watching the first video and I was like, I'd better hang out somewhere else because I'm desensitized, and these are fails gone mild; second video brought me back to where I needed to be, thank you

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
British humor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnGG8SEYDoQ

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Powered Descent posted:

I haven't gamed in years, but I sometimes miss moments like this.

https://i.imgur.com/hMkxP3J.mp4

situational awareness

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

canyoneer posted:

Some idiot mocked a rape victim on social media and is never going to work as a photographer again


http://www.acronymdetroit.com/reporting-root/detroit-based-photographer-publicly-makes-fun-of-rape-victim

You'll be unsurprised to hear that the dude is an avid poster in r/The_Donald

There's always more...

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Measly Twerp posted:

There's always more...



It's in the article.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

The guy about 19 minutes in says he doesn't watch broadcast BBC because he watches independent media, like Infowars :ughh:

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
This is why you should learn to ride a motorbike in a clear and empty area.
https://streamable.com/bmo1v

Motorbike crashes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un8SVKD2lu4

Tarantula has a new favorite as of 10:34 on Oct 23, 2017

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Azhais posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-23/eyob-faniel-wins-venice-marathon-afterfavourites-take-wrong-turn/9076416

Random Venice local wins the Venice marathon after the top six take a wrong turn in the last mile

I posted about this in the running thread:

Mikl posted:

Venice marathon was today. Eyob Faniel Ghebrehiwet won in 2.12.16.

What's notable though is that at the half marathon distance the winner was a full minute behind the head of the race... And then the first six runners took a wrong turn and ran off course for almost half a km, and then had to turn back and run the half km back to the course :psyduck: and then they all withdrew from the race (can't really blame them). What's really weird is that nobody even bothered to run after the lead group shouting "HEY YOU TOOK A WRONG TURN COME BACK", they only figured out they were in the wrong place when they found themselves running on a road that wasn't closed to traffic.

Seriously, compare the half marathon times with the other times on this page. It really defies belief.

It was a sight to behold, literally a "what the actual gently caress :psyduck:" moment. How do the organizers gently caress up that badly? You can see course officials sending the leading pack off into the wrong direction, and less than a minute later the others come along and keep going on the course.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Tarantula posted:

This is why you should learn to ride a motorbike in a clear and empty area.
https://streamable.com/bmo1v

Her shoe went back to its home planet

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Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Some Americans try swedish cuisine (surstromming).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfiGmcQFiDY

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