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toanoradian posted:I too love huge, expansive and spacious labia. Especially if there are actual twists and turns in it, with dead ends that offer you some enjoyment of finding it. Having a smooth but textured walls also help, if they're too rough I feel really confined and exploration just felt awkward. Not many people know that what makes a good labia isn't just the entrances, but also the curvy paths inside it. A long labia with beautiful openings means nothing if the inside can be traversed completely with just constantly touching the left-hand wall. A good labia I've seen actually had gaping holes in its walls of various sizes and shapes, making it look completely natural, while it was all planned by the makers. Avshalom alt detected.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Avshalom alt detected. Narky McNarc-Nac detected.
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Shbobdb posted:Narky McNarc-Nac detected. Don't trust a former mod with your drug secrets, dumbass!
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Oct 23, 2017 03:14
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What the actual gently caress is going on
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Oct 23, 2017 03:15
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If I can't wrap the labia around me like a cocoon, you might as well just keep walking. My dream of being a Vaggerfly will someday come true.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Don't trust a former mod with your drug secrets, dumbass! I've actually always kind of liked you. Obviously not while you were banning me actively. And I still blame you for making me miss election night. That was needlessly cruel. But other than that whateve's I'm cool with you.
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Karma Comedian posted:What the actual gently caress is going on This thread has become a paean to labia? Just try to enjoy the spectacle and not think too much.
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toanoradian posted:I too love huge, expansive and spacious labia. Especially if there are actual twists and turns in it, with dead ends that offer you some enjoyment of finding it. Having a smooth but textured walls also help, if they're too rough I feel really confined and exploration just felt awkward. Not many people know that what makes a good labia isn't just the entrances, but also the curvy paths inside it. A long labia with beautiful openings means nothing if the inside can be traversed completely with just constantly touching the left-hand wall. A good labia I've seen actually had gaping holes in its walls of various sizes and shapes, making it look completely natural, while it was all planned by the makers. Who bought a duck an account?
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Labia are alright, but the taint is where it's really at.
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Where what's really at?
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toanoradian posted:I too love huge, expansive and spacious labia. Especially if there are actual twists and turns in it, with dead ends that offer you some enjoyment of finding it. Having a smooth but textured walls also help, if they're too rough I feel really confined and exploration just felt awkward. Not many people know that what makes a good labia isn't just the entrances, but also the curvy paths inside it. A long labia with beautiful openings means nothing if the inside can be traversed completely with just constantly touching the left-hand wall. A good labia I've seen actually had gaping holes in its walls of various sizes and shapes, making it look completely natural, while it was all planned by the makers. just makes you want to squirm through the walls of the universe into the eternal fleshspace of The Mother
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I think timg grossest part of this cake is how lifelike the turds are.
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Yeah I've seen vulva+doll head cakes before, but the poop really takes this one to the next level.
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Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 rear end 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 won our freedom 🙌 from them. Today 🏆 is a day to celebrate 🍾🎊🎉 our religious 🙏 and sexual🍆 😳 liberties. So get down ⬇️ on your knees 👖and worship your daddy 🍆👴🏼 and thank him 👌 for your liberal 😻 labia 🌷! Send this to 🔟 of your favorite Stars ⭐️ and stripes sluts 👸🏼👧🏻👶🏻! If you get 0️⃣ to 5️⃣ back, freedom rings 🎊 throughout your pussy 🎀 because it is so empty 🗑 and large 👀. If you get 6️⃣ to 8️⃣ back, your daddy 🍆👴🏼 is sure to give 👉 your sweet land of Liberty 👅👄 a taste 👏😫! And if you get 9️⃣ to 🔟 back, your patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙❤️ pussy will be filled with nationalism 🇺🇸💙❤️💯 and dick 🍆!
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toanoradian posted:I too love huge, expansive and spacious labia. Especially if there are actual twists and turns in it, with dead ends that offer you some enjoyment of finding it. Having a smooth but textured walls also help, if they're too rough I feel really confined and exploration just felt awkward. Not many people know that what makes a good labia isn't just the entrances, but also the curvy paths inside it. A long labia with beautiful openings means nothing if the inside can be traversed completely with just constantly touching the left-hand wall. A good labia I've seen actually had gaping holes in its walls of various sizes and shapes, making it look completely natural, while it was all planned by the makers. labiarinth
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Avshalom alt detected. If it were really an Av alt they'd be talking about their own vagina, not other people's.
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Huh. I initially thought it was supposed to be some Cronenberg mutant horror cake, but nope, just childbirth.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Huh. I initially thought it was supposed to be some Cronenberg mutant horror cake, but nope, just childbirth. There’s a difference?
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Okay enough feel good content. Back to reality. I try to imagine someone looking like Kaepernick or Obama trying to use a white bathroom or a white water fountain during segregation "No it's fine guys I'm mostly white"
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Dejawesp posted:Okay enough feel good content. Back to reality. Some white dude in a bar once asked me if I absolutely had to choose which race (I'm biracial) would I choose to identify as. I told him that I would identify as black and he got weirdly angry about it because I grew up here... Which he only knew because the first thing he had said to me that evening was "Where are you from?".   Gross incestuous family picture.https://imgur.com/Q208xZR
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toanoradian posted:I too love huge, expansive and spacious labia. Especially if there are actual twists and turns in it, with dead ends that offer you some enjoyment of finding it. Having a smooth but textured walls also help, if they're too rough I feel really confined and exploration just felt awkward. Not many people know that what makes a good labia isn't just the entrances, but also the curvy paths inside it. A long labia with beautiful openings means nothing if the inside can be traversed completely with just constantly touching the left-hand wall. A good labia I've seen actually had gaping holes in its walls of various sizes and shapes, making it look completely natural, while it was all planned by the makers. Pan’s Labiarinth
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Ken Ham, you incurious backwoods nitwit, you dumb loving huckster, you cannot stop thinking about your dad's dick, and you like it
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Pastry of the Year posted:I hope nobody ever misses a chance to remind that turbo-dork who wanted to build an actual Ark that Ham was the name of the guy who got a curse on him for looking at his dad's dick No no no. Oh god no this story is terrible Noah (who built the boat and saved everyone) One of the first things he did after landing the Ark was build a winery and get poo poo faced. His son Ham found him passed out drunk and naked and brought his brothers because it was hilarious. The other sons covered him up and when Noah woke from his stupor he found out what Ham had done. So Noah cursed Hams living son Canaan into slavery for all eternity. This curse was hereditary and would apply to all his descendants. In fact Black Africans were often refereed to as "Hamites/Canaanites" Which is to say the descendants of Ham who were cursed into slavery from birth by the will of god. Dejawesp has a new favorite as of 12:57 on Oct 23, 2017 |
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That's what happens when you name your kid Ham.
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Puppy Time posted:In fairness, this assumes a cute lady and an ugly dude. I can think of some women most people wouldn't be into seeing in only a tee. a nice big penis, hanging below the shirt front, hardens my boner.
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What do fundies think of intersex people, who were born with something else than xy or xx? They also have been created by God after all.
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boobs vagina AND a penis! 
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Fathis Munk posted:What do fundies think of intersex people, who were born with something else than xy or xx? They also have been created by God after all. Chromosomes? Sounds like some a that darn godless "science" to me
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THE ARISTOCRATS!
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Yeah that story is used by racists to try and justify slavery, but it doesn't mention race, just that Noah is angry at Ham. And remember, Noah doesn't have the authority to curse Ham, only God does. So yeah, Noah is angry at his son (and if you look into some of the various interprations scholars have of the story, Noah might have the right to be angry), but it's a big leap in logic from "Noah disowns his son, hopes that his line fails and his descendants are losers" to a pro-white supremeist reading. It's a favourite of racists who like to take bits of the Old Testament out of context to justify racism, while ignoring the parts which are against it. Like the people who use bits of the law of Moses to try and excuse themselves without looking at the Bibical, historical or cultural conext of the verses.
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I'm only racist when it comes to world-renowned bumblefuck Ken Ham and his dopey little grift of a theme park which he built more or less as a tribute to his dad's dick, which, as previously stated, he CANNOT stop thinking about
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Dejawesp posted:Okay enough feel good content. Back to reality. Mark Lutchman doesn't know history
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Dejawesp posted:So Noah cursed Hams living son Canaan into slavery for all eternity. This absolutely sounds like something a very hungover man would do.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I'm only racist when it comes to world-renowned bumblefuck Ken Ham and his dopey little grift of a theme park I wasn't calling you racist, I was saying that that passage was historically misused by them.
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OldMemes posted:I wasn't calling you racist, I was saying that that passage was historically misused by them. Oh, I know! I just wanted to take that opportunity to beat up on Ken Ham some more.
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