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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Confused Indian Men Posting On Facebook Porn Groups Megathread

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Looking chikni!

# ? Oct 17, 2017 14:18

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# ? May 26, 2024 03:08

Bajaj: Sep 13, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

DynamiteSurprise posted:

The worst part of this is any normal person would block a lusty rando and be done with it. Dragging that one for months and holding onto the conversation and threatening blocking is weird as hell.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 14:33

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

Bajaj posted:

The worst part of this is any normal person would block a lusty rando and be done with it. Dragging that one for months and holding onto the conversation and threatening blocking is weird as hell.

Mods pls do the needful and make this the new D&D forum title

# ? Oct 17, 2017 14:51

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

block a lusty rando, realdo

# ? Oct 17, 2017 14:53

POOL IS CLOSED: Jul 14, 2011; I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.; Pillbug

I dunno. I've held off on blocking lusty randos when I had the feeling they'd go off the fuckin handle and start harassing me with sock puppet accounts. I can see why you might not.

Person might've also thought the dude's pathetic attempts were pretty funny.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:40

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Lusty Rando needs to be a username.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:41

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 47 hours!

McGavin posted:

Looking chikni!

Looking gordgeous :heysexy:

:heysexy:

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:42

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

All new from Pakistan

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:45

POOL IS CLOSED: Jul 14, 2011; I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.; Pillbug

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Lusty Rando needs to be a username.

Lusty Rando presents: Facebook Sex Weirds!

# ? Oct 17, 2017 19:33

DynamiteSurprise: Aug 6, 2013

# ? Oct 18, 2017 02:19

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

when will milk truck arrive

# ? Oct 18, 2017 02:33

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

DynamiteSurprise posted:

remote head for bhabi

# ? Oct 18, 2017 02:41

jamoncorona: Apr 9, 2014

DynamiteSurprise posted:

People will do anything to get their dicks sucked.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 03:10

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Lusty Rando needs to be a username.

It'd go well with my av and avtext, tbh.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 04:49

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

etalian posted:

when will milk truck arrive

holy poo poo, what a way to go

quote:

KMF tanker topples, driver drowns in milk

SHIVAMOGGA: The driver of a KMF tanker lost control of his vehicle while negotiating a sharp curve near Mavinahole village in Shivamogga district on Monday and the tanker toppled into a roadside ditch. The impact was such that the driver fell into the ditch, and milk gushed out of the vehicle, trapping him.
Unable to crawl out and with none to rescue him, he drowned as the milk level rose.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 04:56

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Drowned in milks

Ascended to bahbhalla

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:08

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

WarpedNaba posted:

Drowned in milks

Ascended to bahbhalla

Plumpy and sexxi

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:35

naem: May 29, 2011

nerdz posted:

holy poo poo, what a way to go

everything to do with it

# ? Oct 18, 2017 05:48

Bajaj: Sep 13, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Indian Craiglist is pretty LOL

# ? Oct 22, 2017 13:59

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

* do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

# ? Oct 22, 2017 14:05

Bajaj: Sep 13, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

* do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

But i want someone to sleep with my sister.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 14:13

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Bajaj posted:

But i want someone to sleep with my sister.

In what way is that unsolicited? You have a female relative; the offer to bone her is implied and everyone is aware of it. :confused:

:confused:

After all, what else is a plumpy wench for?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 15:41

Bajaj: Sep 13, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

In what way is that unsolicited? You have a female relative; the offer to bone her is implied and everyone is aware of it. After all, what else is a plumpy wench for?

You just reminded me that one of the ads I saw on CL before I realized what was going on, was a guy asking for an older woman to play the role of a mother and spank and breastfeed him.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 15:45

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

WarpedNaba posted:

You guys are gluttons for punishment, you know that right?

I forgot to tell you this before, but you are my very favorite person. :allears:

:allears:

Also, your voice is awesome like a poot in the choot.

Bajaj posted:

You just reminded me that one of the ads I saw on CL before I realized what was going on, was a guy asking for an older woman to play the role of a mother and spank and breastfeed him.

Wow. Well, hopefully not at the same time, because where would everyone sit?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 15:48

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

WarpedNaba posted:

You guys are gluttons for punishment, you know that right?

Holy crap, you should post a thread in SA Mart and have people pay you to read random poo poo.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 15:50

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 23, 2017 07:23

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Bajaj posted:

Sometimes I worry.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 08:00

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Contracts, why have we not received new emails from you? Perhaps we should replace you with a hard working indian poster.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 08:07

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Say Nothing posted:

his story checks out

# ? Oct 23, 2017 08:27

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

WarpedNaba posted:

Sometimes I worry.

Tindeck is slowly dying, and half of the time uploaded audio gets corrupted, and can't be played and downloads as an empty file.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 09:04

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

Oh. I'm a little hesitant to do a youtube thing, though.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 09:43

jizzy sillage: Aug 13, 2006

Just upload audio with text on a black screen if you don't want video.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 10:20

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Say Nothing posted:

Stealing this line.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 10:33

Bajaj: Sep 13, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

WarpedNaba posted:

Oh. I'm a little hesitant to do a youtube thing, though.

Don't. https://clyp.it/ Tons of people this now on music and audio forums for posting their projects or dumb stuff. No account is required, just hold on to the link. It's like the Imgur of audio until Imgur required accounts.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 11:46

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Say Nothing posted:

Get down with the sickness

# ? Oct 23, 2017 13:10

lox: Apr 24, 2006; coffin party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM2NQgIG-QM

# ? Oct 23, 2017 14:00

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Grassy Knowles posted:

Get down with the sickness

ah ah ah ooh yeah
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Open up your milks, and let them flow into me
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
You bitch get up come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Lasagne get up come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Navels are the gift, that must be given to me

# ? Oct 23, 2017 14:07

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

ah ah ah ooh yeah
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Open up your milks, and let them flow into me
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
You bitch get up come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Lasagne get up come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Navels are the gift, that must be given to me

Super bowl to you, sir.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 14:57

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 47 hours!

Paladinus posted:

* do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

hi sexx what going

# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:32

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# ? May 26, 2024 03:08

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

ah ah ah ooh yeah
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Open up your milks, and let them flow into me
Bhabhi, come on pls fucc with my sexxness
You bitch get up come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Lasagne get up come on pls fucc with my sexxness
Navels are the gift, that must be given to me

Wait, are these not the actual lyrics?

# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:36

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