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Beeswax posted:Wait, what? Ryan Reynolds is a good looking Hollywood actor, he's married to the twitter lady I presume. Ryan Gosling is also a good looking Hollywood actor, I think they're friends. The lady is married to the one who's not in the pic. Can't tell if it's the one who's cropped out tho, on my phone.
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Beeswax posted:Wait, what? she's married to Reynolds. That's a picture of Reynolds and Ryan Gosling and she's cropped out her husband.
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Also it was indeed Ryan Reynolds birthday yesterday, so basically she cropped out the wrong Ryan when trying to wish her husband happy birthday. (thanks Wikipedia, now I get it)
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I'm just confused about what "ous natured" could have meant.
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Fathis Munk posted:Also it was indeed Ryan Reynolds birthday yesterday, so basically she cropped out the wrong Ryan when trying to wish her husband happy birthday. It's basically a follow-up to this tweet. https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/901289242336403456
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Hollywood superstars are so relate-able.
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Weatherman posted:I'm just confused about what "ous natured" could have meant. One again defeated by my autocorrect. At least natured is a real word unlike when it keeps turning is into ous EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 11:24 on Oct 24, 2017 |
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Oct 24, 2017 10:56
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God I love "exposure" bucks.
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Ryan Reynolds is pretty well known for having a weird sense of humour.
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Somfin posted:God I love "exposure" bucks. Exposure bucks that demand you already have a good portfolio of work. So...presumably if you had that portfolio, you wouldn't need the drat exposure because you've already got proof of how good your work is and have already been getting work.
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Slime posted:Exposure bucks that demand you already have a good portfolio of work. So...presumably if you had that portfolio, you wouldn't need the drat exposure because you've already got proof of how good your work is and have already been getting work. 
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Slime posted:Exposure bucks that demand you already have a good portfolio of work. So...presumably if you had that portfolio, you wouldn't need the drat exposure because you've already got proof of how good your work is and have already been getting work. Besides which, the exposure is already established. That's gonna happen whether or not they get paid. It's a hazard of the job, more than anything else; they're not gonna get their exposure boosted except as some dipshit who will take jobs for free.
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At least six years of experience should be plenty of time to learn that you don't do expensive professional jobs for free, ever. gently caress you, lady, pay your photographer or do it your goddamn self. Imagine if we treated other skilled professions the way some people treat professional artists. Join my hospital's surgical team! Salary? Not here, but once you remove enough gall bladders to establish yourself maybe you'll find a good job! I need a contractor! Just think of the exposure when everyone driving by sees what a great house you built for me! gently caress off, Yelp reviews don't pay my rent. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 13:03 on Oct 24, 2017 |
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Even worse when the company/person offering exposure is really small or just a...guy. In what way can you offer me exposure? Will you market me to every single person you meet? Will you write a copy for my business? Are you going to improve my SEO? Buy Facebook ads for me? What can you even do
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I got that one from someone asking for an illustration for her children's book. Don't you need the same exposure? It's a book, nobody sees my art or your words until they pick up the book. Exposure my rear end.
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I painted some doors at a woman's house and we agreed to do the payment under the table. After the work was done she said that she had talked to her husband and they didn't really feel right about "black work" so they offered to recommend me to their friends instead. That has to be the shakiest moral high ground I ever saw.
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Dejawesp posted:I painted some doors at a woman's house and we agreed to do the payment under the table. After the work was done she said that she had talked to her husband and they didn't really feel right about "black work" so they offered to recommend me to their friends instead. 
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Dejawesp posted:I painted some doors at a woman's house and we agreed to do the payment under the table. After the work was done she said that she had talked to her husband and they didn't really feel right about "black work" so they offered to recommend me to their friends instead. So you gave them an actual invoice with tax calculated and all, right?
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Dejawesp posted:I painted some doors at a woman's house and we agreed to do the payment under the table. After the work was done she said that she had talked to her husband and they didn't really feel right about "black work" so they offered to recommend me to their friends instead.
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 Boy am I glad that's all under the bridge now! on the bored wop posted:That guy, uh, sure has some comics Oh, I see now that I was getting this and plebcomics mixed up. My bad.
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A local photographer who is really quite successful with his work, enough that it's hos main source of income, posted that a politician asked to use a photo for free without saying any pleases or thank yous in the email. He explained that if you want to provide "free advertising" for someone who doesn't need it, you'd better offer up something in return, like manners.
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Jerry Cotton posted:So you gave them an actual invoice with tax calculated and all, right? No this was before I even started my own business and I couldn't send invoices yet. But we met through her father who runs a construction company and her snubbing me on the payment was a big dishonor to him so he paid me for the work instead.
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Dejawesp posted:I painted some doors at a woman's house and we agreed to do the payment under the table. After the work was done she said that she had talked to her husband and they didn't really feel right about "black work" so they offered to recommend me to their friends instead. you should have come back to the house with a bottle of paint stripper
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Slugnoid posted:you should have come back to the house with a bottle of paint stripper It was indoor and water based. Some lukewarm water and a mean disposition will do it 
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I think one of them is supposed to say "Not you" and depending on the country it could be one or all of them.
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Why would you WANT to change her face?!
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why yes, trains are a very reliable way to commit suicide
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How the gently caress do you expect someone who's never shot a wedding before to own like $12,000 worth of photography equipment.
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Wait, shouldn't one of those be Landerig?
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Slugnoid posted:why yes, trains are a very reliable way to commit suicide I thought that was referring to the weird and mildly unhinged train enthusiasts who get boners documenting trains coming and going and organize meetups to see particular rare model trains roll by or whatever. It's a bit obsessive, but I've known a few over the years and I'd sure rather hang out with train fetishists than most people quoted in this thread.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Join my hospital's surgical team! Salary? Not here, but once you remove enough gall bladders to establish yourself maybe you'll find a good job! 
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Dejawesp posted:Sometimes the artist is not as subtle as that. Mein gott
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Wedding photo lady just reeks of her being an amateur or delusional photographer herself, with how specific it is with equipment and needs. Pretty sure you can also count on a night of being second geussed and shadowed and "are you using that shot and lighting, *I* would do....", and just being up your rear end all night, not to mention the grading you're going to get over the finished work, wanting every proof, and finally ordering the equivalent of the cheap rear end school photo package but for free
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davidspackage posted:How the gently caress do you expect someone who's never shot a wedding before to own like $12,000 worth of photography equipment. If it's like any of the people I know that got into the business without any real experience, mom & dad.
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"Jerry Botter had finally destroyed the evil wizard Grumbledor Vader with his lazer wand. The nightmare was over. As he took off his robe and wizard hat, he sat on the curb, drew a long sigh, and uttered, 'It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.' The End."
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Fathis Munk posted:Oh my god this can't be real. No! No it can't be! God drat I know it's a running thing that goons can't recognise incredibly obvious jokes but gently caress you guys are pushing it lately
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