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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

fruit on the bottom posted:

Why are cucktears so homophobic?

1. They frequently try to insinuate that incels must be homosexuals in a mocking and insulting tone. Why do they think being a homosexual is something to be laughed at and mocked?

2. They are forever in a quest to prove incels are homosexuals while simultaneously believing incels to be misogynists/rapists/pedophiles. Why do they think only homosexuals can be misogynists/rapists/pedophiles?

Such rampant homophobia in 2017, Shame.

Man they're watching this thread and completely missing the point.

Hey loser: since I know you're hate reading this thread, stop converting your closet homosexuality into overt misogyny

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Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider
no

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I'm so confused by this terminology, what's a cucktear? Are we cucktears?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It's a tear that cucks, keep up.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




wilderthanmild posted:

I'm so confused by this terminology, what's a cucktear? Are we cucktears?

It's /r/inceltears (I presume)

Which is the equalient of this thread inside reddit.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
im gonna tear your cuck baby

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
They're trying to come up with an effective insult/slur for people who laugh at them. This is funny.

"We have to make them sound like bigger losers than we are. What's a synonym for loser? Oh yeah, cuck, of course. That hasn't been so misused that it's lost all meaning yet, right?"

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

green chicken feet posted:

They're trying to come up with an effective insult/slur for people who laugh at them. This is funny.

"We have to make them sound like bigger losers than we are. What's a synonym for loser? Oh yeah, cuck, of course. That hasn't been so misused that it's lost all meaning yet, right?"

Reminder that having children was once called the ultimate cuck with complete sincerity

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

fruit on the bottom posted:

Reminder that having children was once called the ultimate cuck with complete sincerity

specifically it was having a daughter

because having a son is somehow better when these jerks are going to teach them to be colossal parasites precisely the way they are.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

wilderthanmild posted:

I'm so confused by this terminology, what's a cucktear? Are we cucktears?

It’s r/inceltears, it’s also funny they’re saying they’re homophobic given that half the time they call the subreddit queertears

anyway, please disregard all femail accomplishments, for they are among the worst mail to receive

quote:

Disregard all femail "accomplishments" -- they didn't earn it.
u/zielony4
Ever see a femail with a brand new car driving down the block/highway, or a stuck up looking slut with a LV or MK bag, or a femail who seems to be stable and wealthy? Yea, well they didn't earn any of that. When I was younger, maybe 10, I see sluts with all these fancy things and i'm like "drat, goals." When I was that age, I thought both genders were equal, but growing up, I see that femails earned zero of the things they have. They come from beta orbiters, and mommy and daddy. Notice how people only bash on men when they have even a tiny bit of their parents' support. They stereotype them as virgin basement dwellers. Femails earned nothing. Cucks get them through the day, and would even carry them everywhere if asked rudely. Ever see the pics of how a femail hates their parents because they got them a red car but not a white? Sluts are stuck up since birth. They can get banged by chad and come back with a kid and their parents or a beta will support them. They get through college by doing nothing except chad, and hypocritically go to majors like psychology, and social work - the slut getaway careers.

If you see a femail with nice things, or a happy life, just remember that they earned none of it.

Let’s see what else he’s posting!

quote:

All incels have male hymens.
u/zielony4
It's our face. That's our hymen. It doesn't rip off like a woman's one does. Our hymen is permanent.

quote:

quote:

quote:

Where my girlfriend at?
u/zielony4
[removed]
gufestus1• 20d
Stop trying to ruin a perfectly good thing. I know you don't want support. There are many who do. So leave this place for those who want.
zielony4• 20d
It's been 33 minutes. Still waiting.

quote:

One thing about being an incel is that
u/zielony4
We don't have to worry about what people think about us. We already know that ugly males that haven't had sex with a non escorts are bottom barrel. Like I do, we could just not take showers for months, even after gymcelling (unless employed) and it doesn't alter what people think. I could act autistic in public and it doesn't matter, since i'd still be incel anyways. Intelligentcels are still incel. I love to annoy people everywhere I go.

he desperately does not care what people think

also judging by all of his other posts, I think he genuinely thinks femail is the correct spelling

My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Oct 24, 2017

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

green chicken feet posted:

They're trying to come up with an effective insult/slur for people who laugh at them. This is funny.

"We have to make them sound like bigger losers than we are. What's a synonym for loser? Oh yeah, cuck, of course. That hasn't been so misused that it's lost all meaning yet, right?"

Oh you misunderstand. Incels are the same losers as people who voted for Trump.

Same internet destroyed broke brain.

They're the ones who destroyed all meaning to the term in the first place.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

My Linux Rig posted:

Ever see a femail with a brand new car driving down the block/highway, or a stuck up looking slut with a LV or MK bag, or a femail who seems to be stable and wealthy... hypocritically go to majors like psychology, and social work - the slut getaway careers. 

Lol yeah I sure envy those super rich social workers, with their fancy cars and designer handbags. When I see that fabulous Blake-Lively-lookalike strutting down the street in her £2000 dress and 4-inch heels, I think to myself "drat, she must be a social worker".

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
What are their thoughts on photo 51?

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

wilderthanmild posted:

I'm so confused by this terminology, what's a cucktear? Are we cucktears?

I read it as "cucksters".

Cuckorama. The cuckanator. Cuckaruckadoo.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Coolguye posted:

lol then just tell them that bratty behavior is unattractive, in those words, when it comes up

like for real if you are honestly dealing with someone who thinks their pretty face gives them leave to act lovely, just stiffen up and go "wow, that was really...unattractive" when they do something lovely. they're either going to realize that you're dropping the limit down and apologize or continue to act lovely and defend their lovely behavior. if they do the latter well, uh, you now know they're not worth hanging around and you can wish them best of luck with their future endeavors

like I don't even remotely agree that you make yourself vulnerable if you admit you find someone attractive. if they do something unattractive then you just tell them it's unattractive and you're taking that compliment back.


But what difference would that make to them? I'm coming from a position of weakness so it would just come off as sour grapes.


Somfin posted:

Then I will cope with the best of them.



Do you "relish the opportunity to exercise power" when you get a chance?

Why do you assume other people do?

I don't. I just desire independence above all else and want to be seen as an equal.

As for assuming other people do it, it's just from personal observation. I mean, I'm sure plenty don't but I don't want to give them the opportunity.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

KillerJunglist posted:

I read it as "cucksters".

Cuckorama. The cuckanator. Cuckaruckadoo.

I'm personally a fan of cuckaruckadoo. It's what a mumble from my window every morning, like a surly nerdy rooster

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Inceldom is a choice you make every day. Simply choose not to be an incel, and won't be. Simply. Here are some things you can choose to do, right now, to stop being an incel:

-Choose not to have autism.

-Choose not to be short.

-Choose to have a strong jaw.

-Choose to have a strong, masculine skeletal structure.

-Choose to be a different ethnicity.

-Choose not to feel any anger, sadness, bitterness our jealousy about the fact the people who bullied you when you were growing up have had unlimited sex their entire lives.

-Choose to enjoy pop "music", da club and intoxicants.

-Choose to have a huge social circle and lots of friends.

-Choose not to have a weird laugh or a weird smile.

-Choose to have a deeper, more assertive voice.

-Choose to be more confident.

-Choose to be with your looksmatch female who hasn't rode the cock carousel for years.

It's like none of you are even trying.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


fruit on the bottom posted:

Inceldom is a choice you make every day. Simply choose not to be an incel, and won't be. Simply. Here are some things you can choose to do, right now, to stop being an incel:


lol how a good half of those actually are choices

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

lol how a good half of those actually are choices

Learned helplessness strikes again.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What kind of incel are you?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's as if a logic map can be...illogical?

Sweet God, what have they done.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth
I was at a discussion group the campus pride center put on today, and at the end, some lady from the theater department came in to talk about how they were doing a community theater thing and they’d chosen the trans community as their topic for this year or w/e. at the end of her talk she mentioned something about wanting feedback for what other communities to focus on and “incels” instantly popped into my mind

but now I legit wanna see skits about like, chad the invincible demigod that fucks 10000 women a day and poo poo

Barudak
May 7, 2007

noether posted:

I was at a discussion group the campus pride center put on today, and at the end, some lady from the theater department came in to talk about how they were doing a community theater thing and they’d chosen the trans community as their topic for this year or w/e. at the end of her talk she mentioned something about wanting feedback for what other communities to focus on and “incels” instantly popped into my mind

but now I legit wanna see skits about like, chad the invincible demigod that fucks 10000 women a day and poo poo

Conan the Barbian: The Musical

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Aren't Chad stories just the Zues stories in Greek mythology???

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Literally A Person posted:

Aren't Chad stories just the Zues stories in Greek mythology???

:thejoke:

navier-stoked
Aug 30, 2004

ekuNNN posted:

What kind of incel are you?


I'm the one arrowhead in the entire flowchart.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
im intrigued by this cock carousel

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ekuNNN posted:

What kind of incel are you?

This makes me want to run a tabletop game where players have to pick one of each and work together to like, arrange the care for someone's dying mother.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I don't have time for femoids, my group is scheduled for another game of Humans and Hospice

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

wilderthanmild posted:

I'm so confused by this terminology, what's a cucktear? Are we cucktears?

The best use I've ever seen of this convention was someone calling raisins "cuckgrapes".

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth
chad cucks an incel so he gets stuck with demichad kids. incel has them homeschooled and totally socially cut off from the outside world so they'll never find out their true power but then they manage to escape anyway because incels are incompetent, and they immediately get swarmed by zillions of suitors and take some back to the house. incel walks in on chadson and stacydaughter loving random strangers.

cue greek chorus going on some long winded diatribe about how he should never have trusted stacy in the first place and he should've known she was just using him for betabucks and women are incapable of love and poo poo

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


noether posted:

chad cucks an incel so he gets stuck with demichad kids. incel has them homeschooled and totally socially cut off from the outside world so they'll never find out their true power but then they manage to escape anyway because incels are incompetent, and they immediately get swarmed by zillions of suitors and take some back to the house. incel walks in on chadson and stacydaughter loving random strangers.

cue greek chorus going on some long winded diatribe about how he should never have trusted stacy in the first place and he should've known she was just using him for betabucks and women are incapable of love and poo poo

based on your username i want to hear about how chadness is conserved across time

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

ekuNNN posted:

What kind of incel are you?


I like how 'who is to blame' doesn't have a line that leads to 'myself'

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Away all Goats posted:

I like how 'who is to blame' doesn't have a line that leads to 'myself'

loving, :lol:

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
I'm sure these guys have devoted *~*extensive scholarship*~* to answering this question, but why don't they just have sex with ugly women? There are about as many ugly women as ugly men and I doubt that "chads" are interested in someone's 200-pound girlfriend

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
self loathing but with a superiority complex

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Boof Bonser posted:

I'm sure these guys have devoted *~*extensive scholarship*~* to answering this question, but why don't they just have sex with ugly women? There are about as many ugly women as ugly men and I doubt that "chads" are interested in someone's 200-pound girlfriend

Deciding to settle with sex from someone other than a supermodel is cope, and makes that person a cuck.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

based on your username i want to hear about how chadness is conserved across time

okay so men lose their SMV later than women, right? clearly stacys radiate their SMV into the sexual energy field that permeates space, and their male peers and the next generation of chads and stacys absorb it. chads radiate SMV continuously as well, but their SMV spikes in their late 20s/early 30s as they absorb SMV from their peers before they continue radiating it as usual

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Jun 8, 2006

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ekuNNN posted:

What kind of incel are you?


LOL at "incelswithouthate"

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Jun 8, 2006

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Sentient Data posted:

I don't have time for femoids, my group is scheduled for another game of Humans and Hospice

:five:

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