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| They literally set fire to the ring by accident |
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2 | 2.22% |
| They literally set fire to the ring on purpose |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Rehire Jeff Jarrett |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current |
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23 | 25.56% |
| Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network |
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6 | 6.67% |
| Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung |
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7 | 7.78% |
| Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan |
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13 | 14.44% |
| Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) |
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4 | 4.44% |
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C. Everett Koop posted:"Paul says you're working Sandman tonight." Ready to wrestle Jeff Hardy Sting?
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Jake Roberts was in much worse shape when he main evented Heroes of Wrestling so many years ago
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Oct 24, 2017 21:01
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I remember when Scott Hall noshowed a weekly TNA show and was scheduled to team with Waltman and Road Dogg, JJ cut a long smug promo about how he wasn't surprised Scott wasn't there. We've come full circle, I guess.
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Oct 24, 2017 21:02
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Eli Wiggum posted:Jake Roberts was in much worse shape when he main evented Heroes of Wrestling so many years ago The cream truly rose to the top that day I remember some internet idiot holding that promo up as proof that Jake could perform well anywhere at any time unlike these losers today and I felt like I was listening to a madman
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Oct 24, 2017 21:04
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Jeff did look a little better than Jake, but you can tell he is not in a good place. Somebody needs to put up the DDP Signal.
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Oct 24, 2017 21:16
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Why would you even bother booking Jeff Jarrett?
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Oct 24, 2017 21:17
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Bigass Moth posted:Why would you even bother booking Jeff Jarrett? Ain't he great?
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Oct 24, 2017 21:25
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Bigass Moth posted:Why would you even bother booking Jeff Jarrett? as a favor these days.
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Oct 24, 2017 21:34
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Bigass Moth posted:Why would you even bother booking Jeff Jarrett? So you can choke on that, Slap Nuts.
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Oct 24, 2017 21:38
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Bigass Moth posted:Why would you even bother booking Jeff Jarrett? Memphis nostalgia.
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Oct 25, 2017 01:02
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flashy_mcflash posted:Well, when the mod, Chris Regal, faked his own death they all pretty much left and moved to Impact Asylum, but it's not quite the same level of derangement over there. I mean, there's some since it's still a TNA fan site, but it's less funny and more sad. He faked his death??! What happened? Haha wow... I haven't kept up with it since the reports of him dying
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Oct 25, 2017 01:33
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triplexpac posted:He faked his death??! What happened? Haha wow... I haven't kept up with it since the reports of him dying Oh my dude it was glorious. So he dies, of cancer that he had been living with for at least a year and never mentioned or referenced even once. But he's given the benefit of the doubt because why wouldn't you. Soon after, a poster shows up on Mecca named George. George claims to be Chris's brother, who was given access to the site by Chris's sister and acts as a mod, despite not watching TNA , or much wrestling in general. Chris's sister also talks to the other mod, BigDawg, and says the site's costs are paid for and makes him the primary steward of Mecca. George posts increasingly frequently, and occasionally lets slip weird details about Chris, like the fact that he had a son (also never referenced). More and more people, including one of the site's columnists, start openly talking about George being Chris. Eventually, BigDawg gets some kind of conclusive proof (I think someone on the F4W board doxxed Chris but never released any information other than to BigDawg) of Chris being alive, and abruptly quits. Chris makes one last attempt to salvage things by showing up as "Theo", an independent person that Chris hired to run the site before his death. No one, even the deluded clowns on Mecca, buys this, and they all leave for TNAsylum (now Impact Asylum). So Chris was George, Theo, and probably his sister. I assume he's posting on Asylum under yet another name to this day. It's the only TNA community left, really.
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Oct 25, 2017 01:58
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triplexpac posted:He faked his death??! What happened? Haha wow... I haven't kept up with it since the reports of him dying He faked his own death, then his brother logged on to his Mecca account to thank everyone, then started moderating, then started liking TNA, then posted the exact same opinions as his brother.
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Oct 25, 2017 01:59
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That is better thought out than 99% of actual TNA angles.
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Oct 25, 2017 02:00
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https://twitter.com/tnameccaquotes/status/888190892338794496 This is a pretty good summary of everything that happened. It's a shame TNAMecca wasn't around for the announcement of Impact pizza. Could've been gold.
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Oct 25, 2017 02:08
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flashy_mcflash posted:Oh my dude it was glorious.  I wish there was a place with top tier Mecca quotes.
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Oct 25, 2017 02:37
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flashy_mcflash posted:Oh my dude it was glorious. What was Chris trying to achieve? What was his endgame? For example, if people hated him on the site, he fakes his death and comes back as George to continue posting without having people hate him. It's crazy internet weirdness, but at least you can understand his reasoning. But I can not see a reason for doing all this elaborate shadow puppetry on an internet wrestling site. Also, were I to die, I would hope the last thing my brother would think to do would be to continue my posting legacy on an internet wrestling board. But I guess my family has weird priorities.
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Oct 25, 2017 03:03
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I think it started off as a lie that just got out of control. There's definitely some mental illness at play here. The Greece Story really needs to be seen to be believed, with the idea that he's presumably telling this story about himself https://twitter.com/tnameccaquotes/status/875018578654842882 e: Both Bob Ryder and Dave Lagana interacted with this person many times.Ryder posted on Mecca and lurked there A LOT. Dixie Carter and Allie tweeted condolences when Regal died. flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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Oct 25, 2017 03:15
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I dunno, if I was stuck in bed for life or some poo poo, that would absolutely be how I'd pass my time.
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Oct 25, 2017 03:17
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https://twitter.com/tnameccaquotes/status/885322413373874176
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Oct 25, 2017 06:43
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Finally, a new quad for trips
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Oct 25, 2017 07:11
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Finally, a new quad for trips 
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Oct 25, 2017 07:36
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Finally, a new quad for trips 
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Oct 25, 2017 12:54
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Finally, a new quad for trips Mahaha
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Oct 25, 2017 14:01
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Really really hope the Observer has a story or two about IMPACT's new hires.
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Oct 25, 2017 23:33
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rovert posted:Really really hope the Observer has a story or two about IMPACT's new hires. Who have they hired? I don't always want to be the guy posting in this thread to make fun of the company, but their roster has been so depleted that I barely recognize anybody who was left on it, and I can't imagine them picking up any "bigger" names in new hires.
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Oct 25, 2017 23:54
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Maybe they hired Teddy Hart to comply with CanCon laws.
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Oct 26, 2017 00:03
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Jerusalem posted:Who have they hired? If they are moving to Canada you'd assume they'd sign some Canadians.
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Oct 26, 2017 00:06
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rovert posted:If they are moving to Canada you'd assume they'd sign some Canadians. I'd like to see Speedball Mike Bailey get some more recognition after his Visa issues, but I'd also like to see him make money.
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Oct 26, 2017 00:07
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rovert posted:you'd assume This is TNA, I never assume.
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Oct 26, 2017 00:12
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rovert posted:If they are moving to Canada you'd assume they'd sign some Canadians. What's Bret Hart doing in the Impact Zone?!
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Oct 26, 2017 00:13
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RZApublican posted:What's Bret Hart doing in the Impact Zone?! They do need a replacement for the Jim Cornette/Bruce Pritchard role.
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Oct 26, 2017 00:17
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Is Petey back?
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Oct 26, 2017 00:27
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hasnt petey been back?
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Oct 26, 2017 00:30
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MassRafTer posted:Is Petey back? he's competing for the X-Division title at BOUND FOR GLORY
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Oct 26, 2017 00:36
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I had to Google to find out who's the current X Division champ. Trevor Lee is still around, huh?
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Oct 26, 2017 00:39
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hes fine
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Oct 26, 2017 00:40
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Trevor Lee was one of those guys who I remember having a lot of hype, then he started working in TNA and that hype died a swift death.
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Oct 26, 2017 00:49
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He's young and still has good matches in PWG. CMLL should sign him and tag him with Cavernario
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Trevor Lee hype is greater than ever the deeper inside the wrestling bubble you go
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