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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I was an AWACS controller, not a pilot. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if they wanted to recall us though...they booted/released a lot of people in 2011/12/13/14. So many people are getting out as O-3s (as the commitment expires) that O-2s are flying in positions previously held by O-4s...there just aren't enough left.

They brought volunteer retirees back on active duty in 2010 because there weren't enough O-4s/O-5s, so it really wouldn't surprise me.

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Godholio posted:

I was an AWACS controller, not a pilot. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if they wanted to recall us though...they booted/released a lot of people in 2011/12/13/14. So many people are getting out as O-3s (as the commitment expires) that O-2s are flying in positions previously held by O-4s...there just aren't enough left.

They brought volunteer retirees back on active duty in 2010 because there weren't enough O-4s/O-5s, so it really wouldn't surprise me.

poo poo, I always get you mixed up with Hollybloops because you were both AWACS guys.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
He was a flight engineer...not much need for a recall there either.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Now the plot of Top Gun 2 is making more sense.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The only way it could've recaptured anything from the original was if Maverick had transitioned to Hornets in the 90s, retired, and got hired on at Boeing/Lockmart as a test pilot and takes an F-35 into combat for some bizarre reason.

Instead he's allegedly a helo pilot. Because of course, however the gently caress that makes sense.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Godholio posted:

The only way it could've recaptured anything from the original was if Maverick had transitioned to Hornets in the 90s, retired, and got hired on at Boeing/Lockmart as a test pilot and takes an F-35 into combat for some bizarre reason.

Instead he's allegedly a helo pilot. Because of course, however the gently caress that makes sense.

Well, I know there's at least one guy who did the opposite, going from helos to fighters. Maybe a balance needs to be maintained.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
I will love Top Gun 2 forever if they bring Tom Cruise back in Les Grossman form, and have a scene at some squadron reunion between he and Iceman where they both look at each other and sigh dejectedly.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Maverick goes to prison for sexual assault in the O-club women's room.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Godholio posted:

Maverick goes to prison for sexual assault in the O-club women's room.

"RED LIGHT, COMMANDER!"

"drat straight, 'red light,' baby. :heysexy:"

(if they remove ten years from Cruise's true age, if he's any more than an O-5 or *maybe* an O-6 it's going to be stupid)

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Godholio posted:

The only way it could've recaptured anything from the original was if Maverick had transitioned to Hornets in the 90s, retired, and got hired on at Boeing/Lockmart as a test pilot and takes an F-35 into combat for some bizarre reason.



that plotline would have been 90s as hell

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Godholio posted:

takes an F-35 into combat for some bizarre reason.

All of the other pilots died while crossing the international dateline.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

that plotline would have been 90s as hell

Top Gun isn't memorable because of the dark atmosphere, or the deep and coherent plot. It's fighter jet porn, gay jokes, and one-liners.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Godholio posted:

Top Gun isn't memorable because of the dark atmosphere, or the deep and coherent plot. It's fighter jet porn, gay jokes, and one-liners.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Godholio posted:

Top Gun isn't memorable because of the dark atmosphere, or the deep and coherent plot. It's fighter jet porn, gay jokes, and one-liners.

Don't forget the black pilot named sundown

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Gifs don't automatically load when I'm browsing on my phone. I just get a gray square that says gif, and I have to manually tell it to play.

I was 100% certain what this gif was going to be when I clicked it.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Godholio posted:


Instead he's allegedly a helo pilot. Because of course, however the gently caress that makes sense.

So this is really a remake of Firebirds.

SuperSix
Aug 22, 2012
Was talking to my American buddy and I'm a little jealous of the SWO pins your ship drivers get when they qualify. Up here in Canada we dont get nuttin after making through JO life. Seems like a small thing but it's always nice to have a shiny to work towards.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

SuperSix posted:

Was talking to my American buddy and I'm a little jealous of the SWO pins your ship drivers get when they qualify. Up here in Canada we dont get nuttin after making through JO life. Seems like a small thing but it's always nice to have a shiny to work towards.

Only 2 pins in the navy mean poo poo. SWO is not one of them.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Phanatic posted:

So this is really a remake of Firebirds.

What I loved about that movie was that it started out with Cobras, which are a whole hell of a lot more maneuverable than Apaches when it comes to helo vs. helo combat, because they present a smaller target and weigh less, but ~noooo~, gotta have a love letter to the Apache because it's more expensive and photogenic. The most realistic part of that movie was the idea that the Army/DoD would spend millions of dollars to train pilots in helo-on-helo combat rather than providing top cover with a flight of F-15Cs out of Tyndall. A souped-up OH-6 ain't gonna try *poo poo* with an AWACS up top and a bunch of hungry and horny Eagles ready to light up whatever gets declared hostile.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



SuperSix posted:

Was talking to my American buddy and I'm a little jealous of the SWO pins your ship drivers get when they qualify. Up here in Canada we dont get nuttin after making through JO life. Seems like a small thing but it's always nice to have a shiny to work towards.

It doesn't make up for the intense gayness of the SWO program. I have seen it destroy otherwise good people and turn them into a used up husk.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

orange juche posted:

It doesn't make up for the intense gayness of the SWO program. I have seen it destroy otherwise good people and turn them into a used up husk.

Oh, I didn't realize we've met.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

BIG HEADLINE posted:

What I loved about that movie was that it started out with Cobras, which are a whole hell of a lot more maneuverable than Apaches when it comes to helo vs. helo combat, because they present a smaller target and weigh less, but ~noooo~, gotta have a love letter to the Apache because it's more expensive and photogenic. The most realistic part of that movie was the idea that the Army/DoD would spend millions of dollars to train pilots in helo-on-helo combat rather than providing top cover with a flight of F-15Cs out of Tyndall. A souped-up OH-6 ain't gonna try *poo poo* with an AWACS up top and a bunch of hungry and horny Eagles ready to light up whatever gets declared hostile.

The F-15Cs would have shot down the friendlies, too

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
I'm going to talk about something important. Put that coffee down. Coffee is for qualified only. You think I'm loving with you? I am not loving with you. I'm here from San Dog. I'm here for Rowden. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name is Levene? You call yourself a SWO you son of a bitch? You certainly don't pal cause the good news is you're fired.

As you all know, first prize is a Ford Mustang. Second prize is a SWO pin. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You laughing now?

Bunch of losers sitting in a bar. "Oh yeah, I used to be a SWO. It's a tough racket." (drinks fake drink)

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Proud Christian Mom posted:

The F-15Cs would have shot down the friendlies, too

Well, naturally. Better safe than sorry.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


piL posted:

I'm going to talk about something important. Put that coffee down. Coffee is for qualified only. You think I'm loving with you? I am not loving with you. I'm here from San Dog. I'm here for Rowden. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name is Levene? You call yourself a SWO you son of a bitch? You certainly don't pal cause the good news is you're fired.

As you all know, first prize is a Ford Mustang. Second prize is a SWO pin. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You laughing now?

Bunch of losers sitting in a bar. "Oh yeah, I used to be a SWO. It's a tough racket." (drinks fake drink)

What's your name?

gently caress you, that's my name.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



ded posted:

Only 2 pins in the navy mean poo poo. SWO is not one of them.

I'm pretty sure the trident and crab are the only ones that really matter.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Proud Christian Mom posted:

The F-15Cs would have shot down the friendlies, too

:golfclap:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm pretty sure the trident and crab are the only ones that really matter.

trident is still second place historically, and then years later they made dozens of others to hand out to candy to thin skinned skimmers and skittles

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Don't act like fish really matter. If it's not worn because you're likely to get shot or blown up it's a basic congrats you know your workplace ribbon or you completed flight school for wings.

If we want to get real redundant, pilots wings should get the axe because no pilot needs a badge on their chest to let you know they fly.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

Don't act like fish really matter. If it's not worn because you're likely to get shot or blown up it's a basic congrats you know your workplace ribbon or you completed flight school for wings.

If we want to get real redundant, pilots wings should get the axe because no pilot needs a badge on their chest to let you know they fly.

Will never happen because flyer pride.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Fish matter in the sense that complete invalids will be sharing back up to the surface. Beyond that they're really not that big a deal.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Mr. Nice! posted:

If we want to get real redundant, pilots wings should get the axe because no pilot needs a badge on their chest to let you know they fly.

Truly the crossfit of Navy communities

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
"Navy ain't got no pilots, Navy's got *aviators*." :clint:

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
Hi guys, I got IDW qualified. Worst experience of my navy career.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Sir Lucius posted:

Hi guys, I got IDW qualified. Worst experience of my navy career.

Chick at a bar: "So what do you do for a living?"

You: "I'm a Dominance Specialist."

Her: :swoon:

You, later: "Technically I didn't lie to you..."

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
My fish show my current community that I am willing to be subjected to cruel and unusual punishment willingly.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
My Seabee Combat Warfare device signifies membership in a community where people consistently voluntarily choose to make their conditions as bad as possible no matter how unnessecary

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.
Worst deployment ever strikes again!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ran out of pop tarts?

What happened???

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
lack of peanut butter

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