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Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.
The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > AUG Thread: Please do not throw brusher talk at me

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Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Can this person actually keep their tumb straight or has the endless clipping/nailbiting caused the finger equivalent of phimosis or something?

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

UWBW posted:

I'm so mad, I came here to post this.
Have this instead:


nice

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gma got toe

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





She ended up in some music video didn't she?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Would stub that toe.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
That's got to be, like, a Tim and Eric sketch or something.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

You know when you're listening to music on your headphones and you kinda start walking to the beat and think you're cool as gently caress. This. This is what you actually look like.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

beato posted:

You know when you're listening to music on your headphones and you kinda start walking to the beat and think you're cool as gently caress. This. This is what you actually look like.

Speak for yourself, I look like this

https://i.imgur.com/EWTpay5.gifv

nuh-uh no way
Mar 27, 2010

text me a vag pic posted:

She ended up in some music video didn't she?

Someone put it to Death Grips, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXmoFsj9t0c

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I just want to pipe up and say that the last 3 or 4 pages of this thread are the most hilarious I believe I've ever read on SA. Kudos guys, you're on a roll.



This picture is teeming with raw, unknowable energy

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I just want to pipe up and say that the last 3 or 4 pages of this thread are the most hilarious I believe I've ever read on SA. Kudos guys, you're on a roll.



Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

Speak for yourself, I look like this

https://i.imgur.com/EWTpay5.gifv

And you do look fabulous in that cape.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=565tXd1UyYI

Horsey McHorseface
Jun 5, 2017



Pretty sure that owns though...

onite
Oct 15, 2012

Screaming Idiot posted:

He can do whatever he wants as long as he keeps making Monster Factory.

Between the sex robots and the banana vore, it's starting to get a little weird I think.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Adam Sandler has really let himself go, hasn't he?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Have some AUG. Not the best of the best, but whatever.
















Kinda sorta: nws: https://i.imgur.com/ayCEjB4.jpg








Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost











Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Anyone know where I can buy those Sailor Moon sheet masks?


how about FRIED CHICKEN PANTS

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Uh, I fail to see the AUG here

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Anyone know where I can buy those Sailor Moon sheet masks?


how about FRIED CHICKEN PANTS



if I saw someone wearing those pants I would willingly Groundhog Day myself until I eventually worked out the perfect way to seduce them

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pastry of the Year posted:

if I saw someone wearing those pants I would willingly Groundhog Day myself until I eventually worked out the perfect way to seduce them

Put 11 herbs and spices on your genitals.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

quote:


I think we all knew a guy or were the guy that tried to make this a "thing" in middle school

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Mr Boods' hobby is growing cactuses, and he would willingly and happily install this in the greenhouse (probably facing toward the house of the neighbour he's been feuding with).

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Owns :colbert:

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 17:30 on Oct 26, 2017

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




so much ownage on this page i can't handle it.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

That's a pretty rough looking 29 for that woman. Though I suppose having a kid at 15 who had a kid at 14 comes with a myriad of other poor decisions that would age her, though.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



It begins https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawney_Bean

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Meh. I got a great auntie who got knocked up during a gang initiation at 12 but gave birth at 13. Her daughter managed to avoid pregnancy until 15. Then her granddaughter waited until the ripe old age of 18 to have her first kid.

Haven't seen or talked to that side of the family in almost 20 years so there could easily be two more generations.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Meh.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
:yikes:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
~It was an awkward wedding, and the goonfolk wished them well...~












soon we exchange potato





Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
oh yeah this

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
http://gothamist.com/2017/10/26/horse_man_long_island.php

quote:

A Long Island man with a history of animal abuse has been arrested for having sex with multiple horses, local authorities said Thursday.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

This is some good poo poo right here.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LingcodKilla posted:

Meh. I got a great auntie who got knocked up during a gang initiation at 12 but gave birth at 13. Her daughter managed to avoid pregnancy until 15. Then her granddaughter waited until the ripe old age of 18 to have her first kid.

Haven't seen or talked to that side of the family in almost 20 years so there could easily be two more generations.

Whoops. Start a thread

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


*Mike Pence awkwardly tugs at collar*

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Good soup! posted:

*Mike Pence awkwardly tugs at collar*

Wait

here, they "discovered Errante had sexual contact with horses on two separate occasions." While it's unclear how such a discovery was made,

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