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biglads posted:So when do Coutts become owners of the Stimpire lore? The worst kind of investment e: stompy catte https://i.imgur.com/1e1gCDO.gifv Thoatse fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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goons with their hurtful lies, like "get your money out of this dumb game" and maybe "Chris Roberts isn't the gaming God you think he is" worse than watching a dog slowly die in a hot car
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:01 |
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Today is a good day
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:01 |
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We are days away from CitizenCon, and CIG are hyping a $850 concept sale and a website redesign.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:15 |
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Oh my god where do you find these!
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:16 |
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lol dear reddit friends you don't have to archive my posts
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:20 |
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First is the iconic concierge symbol — the top hat and monocle. We’ve heard your feedback on this flair item and are working to make it wearable in-game.
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Tokamak posted:We are days away from CitizenCon, and CIG are hyping a $850 concept sale and a website redesign. But soon, soon my friend, you will hear something great. It will probably be this: “This was our vision all along. This is... Star Citizen.” and then Chris will take half a breath, “But now we’re moving on to another fresh kickstarter project! Entry donations start at $5k for your name to be in the game! It’s an open world exploration game over an entire solar system! Millions of players! Meshing technology!” Next to him, the computer running Star Citizen grinds to a halt before the “Star Citizen has encountered a problem!” dialog box pops on screen with the percentage bar slowly etching along its path. Chris Roberts pats the computer and says, “We look forward to your continued support in our next breakthrough game!”
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:26 |
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TheAgent posted:lol dear reddit friends Archiving and quoting this post for posterity.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:26 |
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caughtupwiththethread.gif Also, does anyone have a countdown timer for us here on the opposite side of the planet? Citizen Con is going to be a blast, time to buy back in!
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:28 |
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The Titanic posted:But soon, soon my friend, you will hear something great. It will probably be this: Remember how he kept saying his game world had 10000 sextillion km to explore And it was all totally made up lies Oh wait poo poo that was today and it was their website
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:29 |
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hell yeah CITCON who else is SUPER AMPED are they going to do a live demonstration of the game? that's my favourite
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:30 |
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Remember how CitizenCon was delayed for weeks so Chris Roberts could go see a movie with his wife.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:31 |
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A movie that, ostensibly, neither had anything to do with
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:34 |
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The Titanic posted:Archiving and quoting this post for posterity. this one is from june this year TheAgent posted:hello just wtf is this poo poo TheAgent posted:hello
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:34 |
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I remember when people thought that SQ42 prelude was a thing. Good times.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:36 |
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:David Cronenberg presents Alpha 3.0 "This station... it was made for me" DRR... DRR... DRR
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:38 |
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The Titanic posted:Archiving and quoting this post for posterity. Archiving and quoting this post for posterior.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:41 |
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Blue On Blue posted:Remember how he kept saying his game world had 10000 sextillion km to explore Doesn't matter, had sextillion
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:46 |
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Arms_Akimbo posted:A movie that, ostensibly, neither had anything to do with I know. They must have really wanted to see it opening night, instead of a streaming site 2 weeks later.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:47 |
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alf_pogs posted:hell yeah CITCON who else is SUPER AMPED I'm jacked to the tits We always predict Chris will stumble on stage in a drunken / high state. But by golly I feel like this year it will finally come true Bonus points if he does a face plant into the stage and Ben comes waddling over to save him , trips on a cable and crushes poor little Chris
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:47 |
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Blue On Blue posted:I'm jacked to the tits JUST DO IT!!1
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:51 |
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Thoatse posted:JUST DO IT!!1 poo poo good point I amend my prediction , he will be so drunk / high his rambling speech will be entirely incomprehensible gently caress wait that's still not enough He will give out a new release date ?
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:53 |
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i am looking forward to the cavernous silences where once were cheers or good-natured heckles about cryengine
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 03:55 |
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Hot take incoming, CitizenCon will just be smoke and mirrors(literally) and vague promises of the future.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:03 |
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Games > Star Citizen: Wire Sharks shall determine the past, while Loan Sharks shall determine the future.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:06 |
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The Titanic posted:Oh my god where do you find these! People just leave them lying around on the internet so I archer the ones I like best and share
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:14 |
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Lt_Tofu posted:Hot take incoming, CitizenCon will just be smoke and mirrors(literally) and vague promises of the future.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:21 |
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cymelion is basically Pat from achewood
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:25 |
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Lt_Tofu posted:Remember how CitizenCon was delayed for weeks so Chris Roberts could go see a movie with his wife. Turned out to be a movie without his wife. Surprise!
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:26 |
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It should be cringy but they have to make the money. The project can't be allowed to fail. They can't be allowed to stop. They have to pay. CiG, the backers, even the innocent entry-level staff. They have to pay for wasting the angel cash that rightfully belonged to I want to see Chris, 5 years in the future, hawking even more bloat for an even more broken game. I want him to get the smallest bits of false hope that will keep him talking and gesticulating, long after he can't even see the dreams anymore. I want the yes-men to give less and less effort. I want the artists to fondly welcome the reworks. Always teetering on bankruptcy, personality conflicts and fights, with a workforce that contracts and expands with the smallest shifts in funding. It must destroy them all completely, and they can never stop. That guy talking about pain amplifiers and deskeletonization had some good ideas, but this is the real poo poo. fritzgryphon fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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fritzgryphon posted:It should be cringy but they have to make the money. The project can't be allowed to fail. Sunk cost fallacy is a real thing. And so long people have ships and don't want to give up on the archered JPEG's they will continue to fund CIG.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:32 |
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no_recall posted:Sunk cost fallacy is a real thing. And so long people have ships and don't want to give up on the archered JPEG's they will continue to fund CIG. I hope you're right. I just hope there isn't too big a shock. Might have to get a job so I can buy a ship.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:35 |
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alf_pogs posted:cymelion is basically Pat from achewood Garfield hates Mondays and I don't see everyone trying to beat him up on the internet.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:35 |
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tuo posted:a short, sudden and foremost real feeling of helplessness, terror and panic, similar to realizing in real world that an accident is happening and you are in the middle of it. but enough about Star Citizen
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 04:53 |
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TheAgent posted:last I got it's been folded into the PU More likely they give people a $15 coupon that can only be used on warbond purchases over $100.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 05:13 |
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Remember everyone. Star Citizen has NEVER been done before. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mWzC9R4UBpc Certainly not by some loving Russians before Star Citizen was ever announced. And certainly not with 160 million (rubles)
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 05:22 |
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CIG New Payment Mechanics Buy PU for $60. - Free Aurora! Yay! Free 1000 UEC, 10 aUEC (Deal!) 10 UEC = $1 1 aUEC = $1 Buy SQ42 Prelude Token (must have PU Module) - $15 Buy SQ42 Episode 1 (must have PU Module + Prelude) - $30 (Comes with Unlockable Military Aurora) Buy SQ42 Episode 2 -Meet the Oldman (Must have all the above) - $30 Buy SQ42 Episode 3 - Meet Commissioner Gordon (Must have all the above) - $30 Buy SQ42 Episode 4 - Meet Vic's Mom (Must have all the above) - $30 Buy SQ42 Episode 5 - Meet the Onion Knight - $30 Or subscribe at a low rate of $15 a month to play all the above when it launches and get a very special subscribers bundle in your inbox at the end of every month! (Original Content, do not Archer)
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 05:29 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Turned out to be a movie without his wife. Surprise! I just realized that Roberts sat through the entirety of American Satan wishing he could make a deal with a devil for success of his "game". Sucks to be you Roberts, the devil doesn't exist and there's no supernatural force to save the poo poo game/movie you have created.
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