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fritzgryphon posted:It should be cringy but they have to make the money. The project can't be allowed to fail. They can't be allowed to stop. They have to pay. CiG, the backers, even the innocent entry-level staff. They have to pay for wasting the angel cash that rightfully belonged to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngy0u-I2iF8&t=827s Tower = refund
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 05:35 |
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I'M NOT SULKING YOU'RE SULKING, AND PS, gently caress YOU
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 05:46 |
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The Titanic posted:But this is just nuts. I don’t even know how someone would go about fixing it.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 05:57 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Certainly not by some loving Russians before Star Citizen was ever announced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuWQzFzRg-E Or by someone else the same year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fXah-vTKd8 https://i.imgur.com/ylIe5zJ.mp4
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 06:04 |
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Star citizen when?
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 06:21 |
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McGiggins posted:Star citizen when? When the student is ready
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 06:31 |
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SomethingJones posted:This is nuts. When a bunch of shell companies are shifting around licences for their own poo poo I'm just gonna assume it's tax shenanigans.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 06:50 |
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alf_pogs posted:I'M NOT SULKING YOU'RE SULKING, AND PS, gently caress YOU Someone did go back and fixed a post to remove any egregious quote misrepresentation potential trucutru fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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trucutru posted:quote misrepresentation See, you just loving admitted to misrepresenting quotes! Also, something-something-smugly-disparage-your-English, you goddamn foreigner. This message brought to you by the user Cymelion, the letter PARP, and the number Two Weeks™
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 07:24 |
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Speaking of Space Bigots, my Citizen Con fan theory is that the Consolidated Outland Pioneer has a "unique approach" to being a "colonization ship", and by that they mean that it's designed for stacking Vanduul or Xi'an in the hold, so you can sell them later in exchange for sugar or rum.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 07:28 |
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Goredema posted:See, you just loving admitted to misrepresenting quotes! Also, something-something-smugly-disparage-your-English, you goddamn foreigner. By not quoting my post in its totality you have also committed a heinous misrepresentation sin so I'll see you in hell.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 07:29 |
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trucutru posted:By not quoting my post in its totality you have also committed a heinous misrepresentation sin so I'll see you in hell. This calls for... a Smug Off! Never mind, Cymelion already won that contest for all time.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 07:32 |
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:David Cronenberg presents Alpha 3.0 The horror
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 08:02 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Certainly not by some loving Russians before Star Citizen was ever announced. You made me remember. There was another russian space game with seamless "planet surface to space" transition. The story was cringy AF, but the gameplay was amazing. It is almost squadron 42 clone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0uTYKzeOU&t=1560s
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 08:43 |
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The Titanic posted:But soon, soon my friend, you will hear something great. It will probably be this: And as Chris turns away from the camera we find out that Face-Over-IP was really there to save him from being lynched on stage by hundreds of angry backers
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 08:59 |
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Dogeh posted:Archiving and quoting this post for posterior. Quoting my posterior for archiving.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 09:28 |
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Does cymelion throw these fits only around the major CIG public events, or is he constantly in a mental breakdown mode? Or is a deep undercover goon malfunctioning? Stay tuned for answers and more meltdowns as the scam unfolds.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 09:36 |
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Bun GIF > Dog GIF
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 09:48 |
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AbstractNapper posted:Does cymelion throw these fits only around the major CIG public events, or is he constantly in a mental breakdown mode? Patience is in short supply with lots of backers and they're all starting to eat each other while getting constantly poked by people making fun of them. Every Gamescom and Citizencon they declare that Derek Smart and the trolls have been defeated and every time they don't get what was promised and everyone keeps mocking them. Cymelion is in that fun position Beer was in an age ago, where he still wants the project to succeed but he has some issues with the decisions being made and my guess is he is getting really tired of copping poo poo from both sides of the fence for it. He has to constantly clarify that he's still a believer to avoid being called Derek, and I think he might eventually get to the point where he realises he's seen how this ends and it's usually with the community holding up the digital head of the "Heretic" up on a pike for all to see. Maybe he's taken part in it before, maybe not. But no matter how rational he thinks he's being the dumb angry irrational crowd he's trying to appeal to will still string him and and then look for the next heretic because hey, they seem to keep finding them. If that happens then the worst case scenario raises its head and I don't think he'll like it, because the worst case scenario for them is realising that the Goons were right. Which means Derek was right. About all of it. It might be better to just walk away from the subreddit rather than deal with that, but that might be on par with getting a refund.
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The Titanic posted:Yeah, that too. Though Andromeda was pretty disappointing, Mass Effect as a franchise is still very relevant today. Negative. The Mass Effect franchise took a huge hit following the Mass Effect 3 Ending Debacle. That hurt ME's perception in a big way and hurt a lot of the more casual fans. The hardcore fans had already been burned by a series of increasingly poor quality novels which culminated in one that got basic aspects of the series wrong (eg: Quarians not wearing suits). After ME3 fell over at the finish line, ME basically vanished overnight (for example, Legendary Pictures' Mass Effect film). Andromeda was EA's attempt to salvage the franchise. It was transparently that from day one. The only people who were excited about it were the ironed-on Bioware Shillizen equivalents or people who thought surely Bioware wouldn't release another bad game, despite all the evidence it was a mess. What it ended up being though, however, was a coup de grace. Andromeda wasn't just 'pretty disappointing'. Andromeda killed the studio that released it and was so poorly received that EA abandoned it entirely. No DLC, no real support. Gone. Consider that this was also EA who paid Bioware to 'fix up' the ME3 ending with the Extended Cut. When Mass Effect comes back, it will be as either some kind of mobile game or a remake of ME1. Or maybe it won't, because Anthem may very well be the last thing Bioware ever releases. Milkfred E. Moore fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 09:55 |
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If you guys want to play a game with spaceships and FPS. Destiny 2 for PC is out and its one hell of a good time with friends. Also we're one day away from CitizenCon! Hype!
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 10:33 |
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Looks a lot like the Mayflower truck moving the Colts to Indianapolis, if it were packed by Bunnyman and Ben.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 10:50 |
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alf_pogs posted:cymelion is basically Pat from achewood Perfection
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 10:51 |
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AbstractNapper posted:Does cymelion throw these fits only around the major CIG public events, or is he constantly in a mental breakdown mode? He's the real deal. A part of him deep inside knows that everything is hosed so lately he lashes out at the smallest provocation. Nowadays you just have to mockingly call him a friend and he goes mental (I guess this is due to some -related trauma). At the same time (IMO) he really, really, really wants to be part of Evocati and is insanely jealous of not being able to play the latest version of the game he has spend thousands on, as he's a concierge, an upstanding citizen, smart, handsome, and all that jazz. Years ago, he used to be full of hope. But nowadays he's just a wraith-like husk of a citizen. quote:This game is the Shining light of the PC. trucutru fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Oct 26, 2017 |
# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:00 |
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Is he a confirmed millionaire though?
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:01 |
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A few more years and tons of delays and Cymelion will buy a SA account
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:05 |
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TheAgent posted:Things are falling apart and have been since the middle of last year. I've had six people ask me to go on record or reveal sources lately (I've declined). I'm sure they've talked to Bootcha and Beer and outside contractors and current/former employees and god knows who else. HEL-MET HEL-MET HEL-MET!!!!
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:07 |
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So I've been out of the thread for the better part of a year. Last thing I remember they released Star Marine and it sucked. Any significant changes to the Baby PU?
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:08 |
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Amarcarts posted:So I've been out of the thread for the better part of a year. Last thing I remember they released Star Marine and it sucked. Any significant changes to the Baby PU? Doors might work or not work. 3.0 is still not out. Tomorrow is CitizenCon
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:10 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Remember everyone. There's another janky Russian space sim called The Tomorrow War (e: Iafeth posted a vid above) which had seamless space-surface transitions nearly a decade ago. And Parkan 2, while not seamless, lets you land on planets and run about in first person and has like 500 systems. Crobber & Co have spunked hundreds of millions and so far have nearly jack poo poo to show for it, while tiny Eastern European developers have been able to release more accomplished games on a fraction of the budget. it dont matter fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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Amarcarts posted:So I've been out of the thread for the better part of a year. Last thing I remember they released Star Marine and it sucked. Any significant changes to the Baby PU? It is hard to believe (or maybe not) but there has not been a single significant update to the game since they released Star Marine more than a year ago. They are testing a newer bug-ridden version with a relatively high (for SC) amount of new poo poo but only the inner-chamber of backers has access to it.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:12 |
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Now accepting audition reels for AMERICAN STALIN, a dark comedy in the style of Mel Brooks set in an alternative 1930s Los Angeles. Communist Russia has invaded Holywood and combined their love for gulags and their passion for Holywood musicals, to create a propaganda machine spreading Marxist ideaology via song, dance, cinematography and slow physical torture.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:12 |
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nawledgelambo posted:who's ready to nurse on some elohel-lipops til citizencon
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:18 |
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Everybody knows that the CR is loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows that the war is over Everybody knows the goons lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the CR get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows that the CR lied Everybody got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died Everybody talking to their jpegs Everybody wants a box of chocolates And a long stem rose Everybody knows
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:22 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Remember everyone. No fidelity. Can't walk inside ship. No PHYSICS GRID.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:23 |
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https://twitter.com/Jorunn_SC/status/923239236920365056
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:25 |
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Aww yes. The cult badges. Wonder how long til SC has a version of Thetans? They can call them "goonies'
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:28 |
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intardnation posted:Everybody knows that the CR is loaded I would have done this if I hadn't already done Chris of Parp.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:28 |
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Anyone else seen the schedule for CitizenCon yet? 'Xi'An history, language, physiology' from 530 - 630 is what I'm most looking forward too. I only wish they would spend longer on this
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 11:34 |