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ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

hitchensgoespop posted:

**sighs loudly**.........**wearily** ..guys....?

No Im serious! But if we are providing examples of our favorite raid quotes my new favorite is while the runners are making their run in gauntlet one of the players out of nowhere in a completely innocent voice just goes " wait a minute are these loving blue berries?!" Turn around and he is just staring at some of the berries in pots while the runner on his side explodes behind him.

I loving lost it. Funniest thing ive seen in weeks

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mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

RBA Starblade posted:

I don't understand why there's the Recollection system now instead of the old one where there was a Daily mission to do with a modifier and higher difficulties for every other mission whenever. I think I've done those twice ever at this point, since I just made an alt to go through again anyway.

What item pool do those times reward from?

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

JorgeHWB posted:

where he will only hand out salt emotes

Destiny 2 Console Thread: Season With Salt

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

ZeusCannon posted:

No Im serious! But if we are providing examples of our favorite raid quotes my new favorite is while the runners are making their run in gauntlet one of the players out of nowhere in a completely innocent voice just goes " wait a minute are these loving blue berries?!" Turn around and he is just staring at some of the berries in pots while the runner on his side explodes behind him.

I loving lost it. Funniest thing ive seen in weeks

On 360 after a few weeks of abject failure because we're really good at video games we got to the last bit of health on HM Crota. I shield the swordsman as we go up and prepare to finish him and Crota steps on and kills him and triggers the Oversoul. By this point people have learned that all melee attacks actually hurt Crota, so everyone starts shouting at me to punch Crota in the cock he has an empty hp bar punch his dick. So, I start hammering away at it and the dead swordsman finally notices that for the first loving time the sword didn't clip through the ground, it's right there next to me so he starts shrieking even louder to pick up the loving sword and murder him. They're trying desperately to keep the Oversoul from detonating and right before we wipe I get the sword and shove it up his rear end in a top hat and win and all anyone hears is a cacophony of dick punching and sword stabbing and jesus loving christ. Weeks of effort and planning instantly degenerating into shrieking and flailing and gnashing.

It was a great time. :v:

My personal favorite though is the load times for the menus were abhorrent so in our raids we had to plan around someone sitting out for like half a minute to use the heavy ammo synth, so we learned to call it out so everyone else could form the Phalanx.

RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Oct 26, 2017

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

mango sentinel posted:

What item pool do those times reward from?

A shiny new version of the starter gear set from Homecoming.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

mango sentinel posted:

What item pool do those times reward from?

They give you Ikora tokens, she has some unique gear.

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice

haveblue posted:

They give you Ikora tokens, she has some unique gear.

So I'll get 37 helmets?

MarshyMcFly
Aug 16, 2012

FishBulb posted:

? Why would it

Yea, cause you get an exotic shotgun for it. Isn’t that reason enough to do it?

MarshyMcFly fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Oct 26, 2017

absolomb
Nov 26, 2004
Putting the "emo" back in "chemotherapy".

Wazzit posted:

My first Destiny related hate mail. :allears:

A truly #blessed evening

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

each time I won in quickplay last night, matchmaking invariably turns around and puts me up with randos or one 2 man vs a 3 or 4 clan stack. Though it does feel good when you beat a clan with just some nobodies and no voice chat.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

the good fax machine posted:

My favorite is *prolonged frustrated awkward silence*

Actually this. Followed by "ok...this time..."

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Saladin's Vigil Wizened Rebuke is :science:

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/PathAsc/video/38363047

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/PathAsc/video/38363090

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/PathAsc/video/38363158

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Bernie getting owned in raid party chat never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73Wz4oTECc

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

moist turtleneck posted:

Bernie getting owned in raid party chat never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73Wz4oTECc

Lmao

"Oh."

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

TLW was my first exotic primary and you can be drat sure I used the poo poo out of it in VoG.

"sweet I killed something, now everyone hold patient while I reload!"

swims
May 5, 2014

Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.

hiddenriverninja posted:

each time I won in quickplay last night, matchmaking invariably turns around and puts me up with randos or one 2 man vs a 3 or 4 clan stack. Though it does feel good when you beat a clan with just some nobodies and no voice chat.

Needed to get that 5th of 5 supers for the rep challenge bonus yesterday and it threw me in 4 or 5 games in a row with 3 min remaining.

I finally got it but yeah.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Lets start a chael sonnen fan clan

sure but Captain Log can't come

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
also never forget terrible formatting by bungie that they never fixe
d

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

moist turtleneck posted:

also never forget terrible formatting by bungie that they never fixe
d



The worst part of D2 is that my alts name isn't funny any more.

JorgeHWB
Jan 15, 2016

Aww, ugly duckling...
bawk-bawk

moist turtleneck posted:

Bernie getting owned in raid party chat never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73Wz4oTECc

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Some of the sweatiest bone krew crucible goons getting wrecked in crucible, never forget.

https://i.imgur.com/aSiBHCn.gifv

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

The worst part of D2 is that my alts name isn't funny any more.

On the plus side, your main account has nice and chill D2 matchmaking!!

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
I really like the alternate graviton lances sight. Its enjoyable. Also its pretty sick looking ornament

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

On the plus side, your main account has nice and chill D2 matchmaking!!

lol I wish. It definitely threw me into the poo poo based on having played D1. 69 billion people bought the game and it was all meta sweatlords day 1.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

ZeusCannon posted:

I really like the alternate graviton lances sight. Its enjoyable. Also its pretty sick looking ornament

I like the gaudy gold ornament for sweet business to let everyone know I'm a yuuge rear end in a top hat

Mikey-San
Nov 3, 2005

I'm Edith Head!
DTR now displays your detailed weapon use stats and medals from the Bungie API.

I have 336 pvp fusion kills. I feel this needs improvement.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

xzzy posted:

Some of the sweatiest bone krew crucible goons getting wrecked in crucible, never forget.

https://i.imgur.com/aSiBHCn.gifv

*watches gif very intently to go through killfeed*
*leans back in chair*

Still not owned :smug:

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

*watches gif very intently to go through killfeed*
*leans back in chair*

Still not owned :smug:



????????

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

*watches gif very intently to go through killfeed*
*leans back in chair*

Still not owned :smug:

How many times did you get killed out of your super during goon vs goon private games?

[cue a million gifvs getting posted]

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

That post owns.

JorgeHWB
Jan 15, 2016

Aww, ugly duckling...
bawk-bawk

:vince:

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
Omelets are for the hoi polloi.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

cvnvcnv posted:

Omelets are for the hoi polloi.

Like hell, fancy greek word man.

Adregan
Oct 22, 2002

xzzy posted:

How many times did you get killed out of your super during goon vs goon private games?

[cue a million gifvs getting posted]

Every time he popped stormtrance, I was there to show him the suncharge. Titan for life.

Mr. WTF
Jun 12, 2003


I DON'T GET JOKES

Adregan posted:

Every time he popped stormtrance, I was there to show him the suncharge. Titan for life.

I'm not up on all the gay lingo, but this sounds hot.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
Using shaders on individual armor pieces enables Titan hanky code.

Roman
Aug 8, 2002

So if they aren't going to have random weapon and gear rolls, then let us build and mod stuff, and farm for stuff to do it.

Warframe doesn't have random rolls on stuff either. Everything drops mats, and you get blueprints to build stuff (or components of that stuff) with those mats from rewards or artifacts (engrams) or the market.

Let's do that here. Get rid of chest tokens, make them drop mats we can trade like tokens or use for crafting. Make specific mats drop from enemy types. Then you build stuff from blueprints you buy or get as rewards. Guns, gear, and legendary & exotic mods with NEW perks. Either use the existing mod slot or a new one. Maybe allow installing extra slots. Certain mods or a certain number of mods can make guns/gear into Exotics. Let us convert energy weapons to kinetic and vice versa. Maybe let us name weapons, if the DATABASES can handle it.

I dunno, maybe it's too much like reforging and they'll never go for it. Just throwing it out there.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
I'm absolutely astounded we can't craft/install scopes on guns. Seems like a fricken no-brainer as handling/zoom have an effect but aren't game breaking. I could see them being nervous about zoom factor given how it interacts with AA and accuracy, but in that case limit the scopes a gun can take.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Lord salad vs salad v

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Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Speaking of crafting, we should be able to consume 4 shaders in order to create a new shader, taking a selected color from each sacrificed shader.

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