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Phantasium posted:Or to spell it correctly. I always mess up the spelling of rogue. CJacobs posted:The only way mario can ever be rid of bowser for good is to become bowser. I'm sorry to spoil this, but Mario Odyssey ends with Mario using the cap to take over bowser... and then never removing it. This would be pretty neat. I'm sad it will NEVER happen outside of fanfiction.net
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glam rock hamhock posted:Why is it that people that don't care about spoilers are such dicks about it? Like I don't care about the plot of Wolfenstein but someone might and spoiler tags are not hard to apply and are certainly easier to go back and put in your posts than having a multiple post meltdown about it. They're deliberately being dicks about it op
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Liquid Drink posted:yeah!! Those people should be killed for spoiling that you can’t kill hitler and get a game over for trying! And that the game is 5 hours long and has a QTE for the last boss I said they should stop being dicks about it but sure further prove my point.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:10
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The Colonel posted:at the end of mario odyssey, bowser's corpse lies at the bottom of a giant hat box. suddenly, a purple hat lands on his head, and he grows a pointy mustache. the game fades out to a screen saying "to be continued in mario tennis"
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The Colonel posted:at the end of mario odyssey, bowser's corpse lies at the bottom of a giant hat box. suddenly, a purple hat lands on his head, and he grows a pointy mustache. the game fades out to a screen saying "to be continued in mario tennis" That's just the bad ending if you don't buy $150 worth of amiibos.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:11
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Spoilers but I gotta get this off my chest because it’s loving killing me
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Oct 26, 2017 21:11
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Endorph posted:at the end of mario oddysey mario and luigi are crucified and the game ends with the credits showing you nintendo's email address nintendo@land.jp
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Oct 26, 2017 21:12
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Endorph posted:at the end of mario oddysey mario and luigi are crucified and the game ends with the credits showing you nintendo's email address ten years later miyamoto uploads a video to his youtube channel about how his misgivings about cappy's character design
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Oct 26, 2017 21:12
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My drug dealer moved away so I had to move to a new drug dealer. He's not answering my texts and Mario Odyssey comes out tomorrow. These are the real-life struggles of a middle-class white man.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:13
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The Colonel posted:ten years later miyamoto uploads a video to his youtube channel about how his misgivings about cappy's character design He describes it as "way too sexualized."
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Oct 26, 2017 21:13
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PantsBandit posted:My drug dealer moved away so I had to move to a new drug dealer. He's not answering my texts and Mario Odyssey comes out tomorrow. you should play mario sober imo
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Oct 26, 2017 21:14
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It turns out that Mario is stuck with his new parasitic cap friend forever because as soon as he takes it off it shoves his soul into whatever it lands on, truly the darkest ending for End of MARIO 3.0 -- You Can (Not) Remove
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Oct 26, 2017 21:15
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glam rock hamhock posted:you should play mario sober imo straight edge gamers
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Oct 26, 2017 21:17
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honestly the worst thing about mario galaxy by far was that it tried to have plot and what was there was...not good with an ending that tried to be oddly serious. outside of the rpgs, mario games shouldn't try to have a plot other than "bowser has kidnapped the princess (or someone else if the Princess is actually playable)"
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Oct 26, 2017 21:18
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In future versions of Odyssey Cappy is replaced with a generic toad
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Oct 26, 2017 21:19
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the plot of galaxy was weird and almost entirely nonexistent outside of suddenly ending with the universe imploding in on itself, and that's why it was awesome
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Oct 26, 2017 21:20
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Didn't mario galaxy have like, one cutscene at the start and one at the end? They were fine, the super dramatic stuff fit the space theme.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:21
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there's an optional part where you can go see a little storybook of rosalina's backstory but its totally optional so idk why people who dislike it get mad about it. and it wasn't like, some grand sweeping epic, just a little storybook. it fit the theme fine.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:22
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an actual dog posted:Didn't mario galaxy have like, one cutscene at the start and one at the end? They were fine, the super dramatic stuff fit the space theme. yeah, there was an optional story book backstory thing for rosalina but you never had to view it e;fb
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Oct 26, 2017 21:22
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Didn't they sneak in and Miyamoto was pissed about it
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Oct 26, 2017 21:22
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I love that galaxy has a storyline because the ending cutscene is hilarious
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Oct 26, 2017 21:23
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tap my mountain posted:Didn't they sneak in and Miyamoto was pissed about it good. continue to piss miyamoto off with cute optional story he's a good video game man but his insistence on that kind of stuff is funny
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Oct 26, 2017 21:23
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So right now there's one critic on Metacritic that gave Mario Odyssey a 75 (mainly because he said it's far too easy). How many death threats you think he's received so far?
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Oct 26, 2017 21:24
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glam rock hamhock posted:So right now there's one critic on Metacritic that gave Mario Odyssey a 75 (mainly because he said it's far too easy). How many death threats you think he's received so far? Probably 10 at least after calling people zombies. 
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Oct 26, 2017 21:25
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Galaxy's story was all good and innocuous, especially compared to sunshine
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Oct 26, 2017 21:26
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glam rock hamhock posted:So right now there's one critic on Metacritic that gave Mario Odyssey a 75 (mainly because he said it's far too easy). How many death threats you think he's received so far? i dunno it. depends how many people have gone around with an airhorn broadcasting THIS MAN DIDNT LIKE GAME ENOUGH WOW WHAT A JERK, if it's a small site he might make it through relatively unscathed
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Oct 26, 2017 21:26
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can you make a fat joke based on his last name? that would help
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Oct 26, 2017 21:27
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If it's the one I'm seeing it's not even in English
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Oct 26, 2017 21:28
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glam rock hamhock posted:So right now there's one critic on Metacritic that gave Mario Odyssey a 75 (mainly because he said it's far too easy). How many death threats you think he's received so far? Not enough.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:29
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Was that one screenshot I saw of a review site giving Odyssey 6 out of 5 stars a joke or was it real
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Oct 26, 2017 21:40
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miyamoto sucks. retire btich.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:40
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Endorph posted:miyamoto sucks. retire btich. STFU
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Oct 26, 2017 21:41
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I wish Mario would take over my body irl
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Oct 26, 2017 21:42
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Waiting for midnight launch of Mario.
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Oct 26, 2017 21:43
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CJacobs posted:Was that one screenshot I saw of a review site giving Odyssey 6 out of 5 stars a joke or was it real As real as an Irish newspaper gets I guess
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Oct 26, 2017 21:44
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I bought Mario on cartridge so PLEASE no spoilers for the next 24 hours
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Oct 26, 2017 21:44
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homeless snail posted:I bought Mario on cartridge so PLEASE no spoilers for the next 24 hours [/spoiler]It's good [/spoiler]
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Oct 26, 2017 21:47
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lucky for all the AC fans here, nobody here gives enough of a poo poo about it to accidentally spoil it
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Oct 26, 2017 21:48
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LeafyOrb posted:I wish Mario would take over my body irl I am a vessel for dark lord mario
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nachos posted:lucky for all the AC fans here, nobody here gives enough of a poo poo about it to accidentally spoil it how do you spoil it? no one can follow the story in those games lol
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