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Who's going to win this mess?
This poll is closed.
Our New Canadian Overlords 19 35.19%
East Hartford FC 0 0%
Better World Cup Odds Than the USMNT 3 5.56%
28-3 4 7.41%
gently caress Anthony Precourt 9 16.67%
Our DV8 Doesn't Have a Brass Pole in It 5 9.26%
We're Not Repeating, Don't Vote for Us 5 9.26%
That Other...OTHER Canadian Team 2 3.70%
Only Palatable with Vodka 3 5.56%
Rock You Like a Hurrica...nevermind 3 5.56%
We Have the *Best* Luck in Away Knockout Games 0 0%
gently caress Chris Wondolowski for Belgium 1 1.85%
Total: 54 votes
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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

curried lamb of God posted:

Vicente Sanchez is cool and good

You were saying? :v:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Jesus loving Christ Sanchez

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That was a garbage shot

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

fail

Also holy poo poo Vicente Sanchez is 37?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Thats a huge miss

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

That might have been the worst shot attempt of the year.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Oh my god the Dynamo counter is HUMMING now

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

The only right thing to do for the gods at this point is to have some kind of jammy OG for KC

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That miss is slightly more excusable.

Still, KC appears to be royally hosed right now.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

This poo poo is bananas.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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El Jebus posted:

I think Houston pull off a 1-0 win in a really boring game with no hitting of posts, good saves, or off side calls that should have been goals.

I missed a bunch of the game. How was my prediction?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

El Jebus posted:

I missed a bunch of the game. How was my prediction?

Spot on, but extra time has picked up considerably, eminently more watchable

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

El Jebus posted:

I missed a bunch of the game. How was my prediction?

Close! Though it's opening up now.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Zusi is trash

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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These last 15 look to be much better than the first 15 I watched.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Haha what the gently caress

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
“Kevin”

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

El Jebus posted:

I missed a bunch of the game. How was my prediction?

Just replace all the cool stuff from the ATL-CLB and replace them with yellow cards and you got it.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How the gently caress was that not a foul, let alone a yellow?

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Ref met his yellow card quota

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

gtkor posted:

Ref met his yellow card quota

Apparently not

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

the absolute ideal finish

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Like that is pretty much 100% a red?

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Stick a fork in em.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

lol

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Ahahaha vintage Sanchez, just square the ball ya goof. Bailed out by the foul at least.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

gtkor posted:

Like that is pretty much 100% a red?

He went for the ball, so only a yellow.

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

The ending this game deserved

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Dykstra was loving horrible in DC why do people keep signing him?

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

whypick1 posted:

He went for the ball, so only a yellow.

DOGSO for me

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

We did it! We Advanced! Go Houston, brilliant performance

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Jack2142 posted:

Dykstra was loving horrible in DC why do people keep signing him?

He’s the average GK. And honestly he did fine tonight, including a nice PK save

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

gtkor posted:

DOGSO for me

It's a change to the Laws this year:

Law 12, p.103 posted:

Denying a goal or an obvious goal-scoring opportunity
Where a player denies the opposing team a goal or an obvious goal-scoring opportunity by a deliberate handball offence the player is sent off wherever the offence occurs.

Where a player commits an offence against an opponent within their own penalty area which denies an opponent an obvious goal-scoring opportunity and the referee awards a penalty kick, the offender is cautioned if the offence was an attempt to play the ball; in all other circumstances (e.g. holding, pulling, pushing, no possibility to play the ball etc.) the offending player must be sent off.

Dykstra went for the ball, so yellow.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Semis schedule is mostly set (all times Eastern):

TOR-NYR
@NYR Oct 30 7PM
@TOR Nov 5 3PM

NYC-CLB
@CLB Oct 31 8PM
@NYC Nov 5 TBD

POR-HOU
@HOU Oct 30 9:30PM
@POR Nov 5 TBD

SEA-VAN
@VAN Oct 29 8:30PM
@SEA Nov 2 10:30PM

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

I'm some sort of anti-nostradamus in that I got the exact opposite results of what I guessed for all four games.
What I'm saying is, congrats MLS cup champs Portland

E; accidentally quoted someone because alcohol

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

G-Hawk posted:

We did it! We Advanced! Go Houston, brilliant performance

Source your quotes

My decision to turn in early last night appears very much justified

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

shirts and skins posted:

Source your quotes

My decision to turn in early last night appears very much justified

Extra Time was really good. The game finally turned into what both teams are capable of.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

I love my dumb team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4bG2UddHtw

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Alonso and Svennson on the bench, no VRod in the 18 and of course no Clint tonight.

Praying for a scoreless draw.

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