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Sectopod
Aug 24, 2017

Erenthal posted:

zilch, nada

Lol, not even any space pewpew.
But the shitizens will declare victory over Derek and the Goons anyway and throw more money at the screen after seeing this.

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Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow
I'm sure there will be no problem upscaling this to 100+ players simultaneously. The pipelines are in place!

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
And now all that's left is the obligatory patting each other on the back for this year's achieving of building the most expensive tech demos ever known to man.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
i'm loving gobsmacked, though i really shouldn't be

we came out on the other end not knowing a single thing about HOW THIS GAME WILL PLAY

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug
Marco wants no part of this. LOL

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Enchanted Hat posted:

You know what the saddest thing is? This proves that Chris is 100% right. Whenever they focus on new gameplay, they gently caress it up. When they focus solely on visuals and fidelity, the backers love it.

Chris is the best chairman Star Citizen could have.

Im hoping for another 5 years of gently caress ups and revising history to be honest.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

SANDI

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
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Kainser posted:

I'm sure there will be no problem upscaling this to 100+ players simultaneously. The pipelines are in place!

At least one guy gets it.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
3DMark literally has more compelling gameplay.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So wait what did they actually show

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

AlternateAccount posted:

3DMark literally has more compelling gameplay.

shocking but true

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

Hasn't her part been cut?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Taintrunner posted:

So wait what did they actually show

A clunky graphics demo.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
CUT THE CAKE

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

AlternateAccount posted:

I really want someone to take UE4 and basically cobble this entire demo together in a weekend.

I want to do that really bad...

SirViver
Oct 22, 2008
"Creatures in the pipeline"

Yea sure, rats in the sewer.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Jesus, singing happily that their game isn't out 3 years ago.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

happy birthday to the scam!

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Enchanted Hat posted:

You know what the saddest thing is? This proves that Chris is 100% right. Whenever they focus on new gameplay, they gently caress it up. When they focus solely on visuals and fidelity, the backers love it.

Chris is the best chairman Star Citizen could have.

You are absolutely right. After 5 years, I think everyone who wanted gameplay are gone. The backers now want what they are selling. And what they are selling is dreams.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Enchanted Hat posted:

You know what the saddest thing is? This proves that Chris is 100% right. Whenever they focus on new gameplay, they gently caress it up. When they focus solely on visuals and fidelity, the backers love it.

Chris is the best chairman Star Citizen could have.

Yea, by now he knows exactly how to reel in the whales and fleece his sheep.

Too bad he still knows poo poo about making a game.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to this game is like those people who have mannequins made of their stillborn children to play with.

Mangoose
Dec 11, 2007

Come out with your pants down!
Well, that was a whole lot of nothing.

A whole lot of nothing that will sell a gajillion ships, because people lack the ability to think critically.

Calling it now :smug:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Taintrunner posted:

So wait what did they actually show

a grey and red coruscant, a swamp planet with the building from blade runner, and some tiny alien floating crab things that exist only in a cutscene

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





lol there's already a couple citizens smugposting about procedural cities on the refunds subreddit. Thanks for the fuel, CIG.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
five years to produce a graphics demo, yay us :toot:

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
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AlternateAccount posted:

Singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to this game is like those people who have mannequins made of their stillborn children to play with.

drat mate

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

AlternateAccount posted:

Singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to this game is like those people who have mannequins made of their stillborn children to play with.

:drat:

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

What? Stillborn children also completely lack gameplay.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

i hope derek doesnt hang himself after that

Nanako the Narc
Sep 6, 2011

Taintrunner posted:

So wait what did they actually show

loving. NOTHING.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

AlternateAccount posted:

What? Stillborn children also completely lack gameplay.

LOL thats really dark. dont be a weirdo

The_Groove
Mar 15, 2003

Supersonic compressible convection in the sun
wow vertical slice confirmed on that cake

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

CYA IN THE VERSE BOYS :agesilaus:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
posting on page 2600

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
not a single second of SQ42, the massive hollywood star studded single player game due out any second now

not a single second of even the most basic gameplay like moving a box of cargo or shooting a gun

RubberJohnny
Apr 22, 2008
Chris Roberts poison womb is making gamedev heaven too crowded

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

At least Chris didn't sneeze on the cake this time

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



7 hours of nothing

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Chris has to clean his hands? Has he ever cut a cake before?

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his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
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