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brugroffil posted:Mueller is playing the reality TV cliffhanger game too lmao "Big news coming up on monday. Are you going to REAL JAIL !? You'll see. We"
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:so, what's it like being an actual retard? most of us pretend, so I'd like a real opinion i never said anything about being a pizzagater
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Oct 28, 2017 08:41
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"We. We. Like what's on my face. Thanks!"
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eonwe posted:trump has piss in his brain
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Former DILF posted:That would be a great OP for a thread about the arkansas project, please make one I don't know what part of that is going to bring about confused, angry hell responses, but it's in there, yes it is. and it will make me tired, though I am already so very very tired
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It’s still weird waking up every morning and one of the first things you think is “I wonder what stupid poo poo the president of the usa is up to today” and half expecting to hear on the radio he is bombing korea or has fled the oval office in a gunbattle with federal prosecutors.
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priznat posted:It’s still weird waking up every morning and one of the first things you think is “I wonder what stupid poo poo the president of the usa is up to today” and half expecting to hear on the radio he is bombing korea or has fled the oval office in a gunbattle with federal prosecutors. 
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Oct 28, 2017 09:07
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Remember when we used to think that being president meant you were inherently an intelligent and sophisticated person who understood how the world works in ways the average person could only dream of Now the president is just some idiot who regularly shows the world how retarded and pathetically insecure he is on a daily basis lol
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Oct 28, 2017 09:17
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imagine falling into a coma during the W years and waking up to a trump presidency it would probably make more sense to that person lol
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Streak posted:Remember when we used to think that being president meant you were inherently an intelligent and sophisticated person who understood how the world works in ways the average person could only dream of "How stupid can we get?" We have reached the floor and The floor is lava. The floor is lava!!!
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Oct 28, 2017 09:23
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Streak posted:Remember when we used to think that being president meant you were inherently an intelligent and sophisticated person who understood how the world works in ways the average person could only dream of Lol at kids in elementary school that are learning their first lessons about the US president, how powerful of a position it is and the credentials required, and the person in that position is Donald Trump lmao
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Oct 28, 2017 09:23
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Bob NewSCART posted:Lol at kids in elementary school that are learning their first lessons about the US president, how powerful of a position it is and the credentials required, and the person in that position is Donald Trump lmao Ofc you could spin this into an inclusive message like "See, even a total retard and shitheap of a human being can become president", but what can be said when the kids ask "Why?"
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Oct 28, 2017 09:39
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JaucheCharly posted:Ofc you could spin this into an inclusive message like "See, even a total retard and shitheap of a human being can become president", but what can be said when the kids ask "Why?" Republicans like money kids, remember this when you die of cancer at 43 in a hospital without lights on because the power infrastructure has collapsed
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Oct 28, 2017 09:54
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Bob NewSCART posted:Republicans like money kids, remember this when you die of cancer at 43 in a hospital without lights on because the power infrastructure has collapsed Same, but also democrats. Lol Trump is prez though, holy gently caress I should run.
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Oct 28, 2017 09:55
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Streak posted:Remember when we used to think that being president meant you were inherently an intelligent and sophisticated person who understood how the world works in ways the average person could only dream of was this the one with dementia or the one impeached for lying about sticking a cigar in a lady
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Oct 28, 2017 10:12
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I'm starting to think we shouldn't allow anyone over 35 to be president.
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PathAsc posted:I'm starting to think we shouldn't allow anyone over 35 to be president. This will actually fix all world problems. Old people loving suck and dont care anymore.
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Oct 28, 2017 10:20
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Make people exactly 35 president and make their cabinet all 20 somethings who call them old man/lady so they just impulsively want to pass good legislation to seem young and cool still.
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Oct 28, 2017 10:25
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PathAsc posted:I'm starting to think we shouldn't allow anyone over 35 to be president. Same but also anybody 35 or under
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Oct 28, 2017 10:52
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I’m assuming that whoever gets collared on Monday will be a smaller player on lighter charges, hence the widespread media coverage. Anything big wouldn’t be released to the papers until it’s happened?
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Viruswithshoes posted:I’m assuming that whoever gets collared on Monday will be a smaller player on lighter charges, hence the widespread media coverage. Anything big wouldn’t be released to the papers until it’s happened? You could also argue that the sudden reapearance of the Hillary narrative and how hard they're pushing it means they've caught the scent of some bad poo poo coming their way and are desperately trying to shift media attention. Could go either way, I'm excited to find out.
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Oct 28, 2017 11:03
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The resolution of this isn't going to be earth-shattering. But we will see the might and fury of the US Justice System boil down to maintaining the status quo, calming down the populace, and maintaining law and order. I know it sounds hosed up and I know 24x7 news networks would tell you otherwise but: stability is much more important than scandal. The cat can't poo poo on the rug.
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Oct 28, 2017 11:08
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PathAsc posted:I'm starting to think we shouldn't allow anyone over 35 to be president. I think Douglas Adams had it right with his idea that anyone who actively wants to get into any sort of position of power should be immediately disqualified from ever doing so.
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Oct 28, 2017 11:18
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Actually let's go back to tribes of like 50 people but with internet.
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Garcin posted:
What if the president does it?
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Viruswithshoes posted:What if the president does it? Going full-on metaphor: There is a level of compassion and empathy that you have for that cat before you put it out to pasture for making GBS threads on the rug. There aren't enough cans of tuna fish to fix this. But maybe, just maybe, there is some catnip out there that makes it all into a happy and healthy home.
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Oct 28, 2017 12:03
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Though you can let the cat out to roam the streets at night, hoping it gets run over by a Russian Lada.
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Oct 28, 2017 12:18
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manafort was insanely sketchy when he joined the trump campaign lol
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Oct 28, 2017 12:35
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Jose posted:manafort was insanely sketchy when he joined the trump campaign lol And he's gonna sing like a songbird once those handcuffs hit his wrist. President pissbaby is going to suggest on twitter that someone shiv him in prison to shut him up and naturally, there will be no immediate consequence.
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Oct 28, 2017 12:39
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I just hope that Roger Stone gets caught up in this for his bullshit.
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quote:Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
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Nocheez posted:I just hope that Roger Stone gets caught up in this for his bullshit. Lovely guy like Stone? Surely not... https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/924193825366728704
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Oct 28, 2017 12:41
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Jose posted:manafort was insanely sketchy when he joined the trump campaign lol Just kinda showed up and offered to work for free.
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Nice try, but I'd expect King Don to be wearing Faye Wray like a finger puppet.
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Frankenstyle posted:Nice try, but I'd expect King Don to be wearing Faye Wray like a finger puppet. I mean, his hand would still be small enough
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I'm happy that this fucks up their holidays with wondering if this will be their last. That may seem petty, but for the past year the Trump Admin. has inflicted chaos & uncertainty on us so turnabout is fair play I think. Hope the turkey is dry.
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Bob NewSCART posted:Lol at kids in elementary school that are learning their first lessons about the US president, how powerful of a position it is and the credentials required, and the person in that position is Donald Trump lmao remember as a kid they'd tell you to work hard so one day maybe you too could be president. now they can't even use that lmao
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Remember kids, if your mommy and daddy are rich enough, you TOO can be president one day!
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Kumo posted:Hope the turkey is dry. You're kidding right. These are traditionalists. They'll cook that turkey in an oven at too high of temperature with no special preparations to account for that, until it's like the goddamned Sahara. There will also be cranberry sauce just dropped out of a can still with the ring marks on it, green beans boiled until they're brown and have a paste like texture, and also racism spouted by old white men around the dinner table. (Hey guys, easiest trick in the world to making good turkey. Turkey meat is done at 170F. Water boils at 212F. Put your oven at 180 (to account for variations) and let it go for eight to ten hours. Crank it up to 450 for the last ten to fifteen minutes to crisp up the skin since that's fat and has a nasty texture when cooked at the lower temperature. Congratulations, you've just outdone grandma's turkey. There's other ways to do this, of course, but the laws of thermodynamics are your friends for once with this method and it's just about impossible to screw up.)
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