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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
she kept melting down on twitter all day

Condiv posted:

wait, so now the hillaries are mad he's not speaking at the conference they wanted him not to speak at?

i guess the only thing that'd please them is if bernie died

they'd complain about him giving up on the fight or beating clinton to the grave

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

uuhhhh that’s not what ezra told me

this is my fight song
my ezra klein song

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Jeb! is better if only because people ironically like him.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Jeb! has the dignity to quietly disappear into the ether.



Hilldawg, She Whose Glory Glows Darkest in the Void, refuses to go away.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Hillary collapsed in public, like a dog!!

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
They're gonna prop up her corpse as the democratic nominee for however long we're still allowed to have elections

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/923950454324842497

Why isn't Hillary in Puerto Rico? Or Corey Booker? Kamala Harris?

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


SUUUCCCCCCCCC

https://twitter.com/brianefallon/status/924049097346215937

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/924100753970647040

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

You know, i've always wondered about the alt-timeline in which bernie won the primary what the pizzagate conspiracy nuts would come up with.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Mister Fister posted:

You know, i've always wondered about the alt-timeline in which bernie won the primary what the pizzagate conspiracy nuts would come up with.

bernie sanders is literally a (((globalist))), it's not hard to imagine what they'd latch on to

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Cinnamon Bear posted:

They're gonna prop up her corpse as the democratic nominee for however long we're still allowed to have elections

and the Republicans are going to conduct Cadaver Synods into Benghazi and emails and uranium

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Mister Fister posted:

You know, i've always wondered about the alt-timeline in which bernie won the primary what the pizzagate conspiracy nuts would come up with.

It would be hard to come up with conspiracy theories involving a socialist jew, no doubt.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



if it were hillary that touched the orb would alex jones ever talk about anything else for the rest of his life

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Condiv posted:

wait, so now the hillaries are mad he's not speaking at the conference they wanted him not to speak at?

i guess the only thing that'd please them is if bernie died

Their spin on it is that Bernie furiously quit when he wasn't given the keynote spot

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Shinjobi posted:

Hillary Clinton might just be the worst politician ever.

She wasn't even the worst politician who ran for the Democratic nomination in 2016.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

docbeard posted:

She wasn't even the worst politician who ran for the Democratic nomination in 2016.

it was his first day okay

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

docbeard posted:

She wasn't even the worst politician who ran for the Democratic nomination in 2016.

I bet you wouldn't say that to Webb's face. He killed a man. Directly, like with his hands, not indirectly, like the thousands of people killed by Clinton when she was Secretary of State

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Mister Fister posted:

You know, i've always wondered about the alt-timeline in which bernie won the primary what the pizzagate conspiracy nuts would come up with.

the protocols of the elders of Zion probably would have come back in a bigly way

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




docbeard posted:

She wasn't even the worst politician who ran for the Democratic nomination in 2016.

Jim Webb would have ended drone strikes in favor of killing every enemy combatant by hand

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

punk rebel ecks posted:

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/923950454324842497

Why isn't Hillary in Puerto Rico? Or Corey Booker? Kamala Harris?

No donor money to collect there

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Rand alPaul posted:

Where is the list of things she has blamed for losing because this has to be added.

Hillary Clinton has a victim mentality.

It was list of 101 factors for why she lost not any sort of incompetence and general bad decision making on her part.


Still makes me lol how her team manipulated the media to make Trump win the GOP primary but he destroyed her due to his anti-establishment message.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Given how bad Hillary was, at she helped put the most ineffective possible republican on top of that ticket, so that when she lost it would do the least damage

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Shear Modulus posted:

if it were hillary that touched the orb would alex jones ever talk about anything else for the rest of his life

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Given how bad Hillary was, at she helped put the most ineffective possible republican on top of that ticket, so that when she lost it would do the least damage

aaah, pivoting back to the center from which you never left. that's the wj we know.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
whiskey juvenile: "see, mother, being the space-chess expert that she is, knew that she had every chance of winning when she cherrypicked her opponent in the general, that's why she decided to make herself even smarter when she intentionally ignored the rustbelt and tried to run up the popular vote totals. she was so smart, she transcended our ordinary, plebian, three-dimensional politics and handed the white house over to a mercurial shithead born with a silver spoon up his rear end on third and thinking he hit a touchdown! she's the smartest president of american hearts!"

ron howard: "this wasn't how it happened at all."

[CUT TO NOVEMBER 9, 2:00AM: HILLARY CRYING IN A BROOM CLOSET, A BUCKET STUCK ON HER HEAD]

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Sometimes I wonder whether it was actually for the best that Trump won the nom, though

like, on the one hand, if we had President Cruz or Rubio or Jeb we'd have a brand new foreverwar in Iran rn and Obamacare would have gotten repealed the first time they tried and the left wouldn't be nearly as mobilized as it is now

but on the other hand if one of those guys had won the nom they might not have won the GE, because Trump's campaign was perfectly suited to take down Hillary and nobody took him as a serious threat

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

loquacius posted:

Sometimes I wonder whether it was actually for the best that Trump won the nom, though

like, on the one hand, if we had President Cruz or Rubio or Jeb we'd have a brand new foreverwar in Iran rn and Obamacare would have gotten repealed the first time they tried and the left wouldn't be nearly as mobilized as it is now

but on the other hand if one of those guys had won the nom they might not have won the GE, because Trump's campaign was perfectly suited to take down Hillary and nobody took him as a serious threat

Imagine President Jeb!

Instead of coding boot camps it would be training unemployed west virginians how to make Guac.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Given how bad Hillary was, at she helped put the most ineffective possible republican on top of that ticket, so that when she lost it would do the least damage

The rich are so powerful in the political and economic situation in the United States of America today that the most ineffective possible Republican is also the best possible Republican for people who live on the gravy side of the tracks.

This has the added benefit of denying the Democrats anything substantial to fight against as the "chaos" in the Republican ranks forces things into a holding pattern.

The Democrats, of course, could be doing more than sitting on their hands and genitals, they won't though.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

aaah, pivoting back to the center from which you never left. that's the wj we know.

Laughing at Trump is overlooking how he did manage to get lots of horrible laws in addition to use executive orders to get rid of everything Obama did like better protection for coal mine toxic waste.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

loquacius posted:

Sometimes I wonder whether it was actually for the best that Trump won the nom, though

like, on the one hand, if we had President Cruz or Rubio or Jeb we'd have a brand new foreverwar in Iran rn and Obamacare would have gotten repealed the first time they tried and the left wouldn't be nearly as mobilized as it is now

but on the other hand if one of those guys had won the nom they might not have won the GE, because Trump's campaign was perfectly suited to take down Hillary and nobody took him as a serious threat

all of those guys polled better than trump did and there’s a chance dem turnout would have been even more depressed without the threat of trump aka supermegaultramechahitler

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

really queer Christmas posted:

all of those guys polled better than trump did and there’s a chance dem turnout would have been even more depressed without the threat of trump aka supermegaultramechahitler

Dem turnout was depressed since they decided to run establishment canidate Crooked Hillary.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

etalian posted:

Laughing at Trump is overlooking how he did manage to get lots of horrible laws in addition to use executive orders to get rid of everything Obama did like better protection for coal mine toxic waste.

he hasn’t gotten lots of terrible laws tho, unlike a hypothetical any other republican administration

all they’ve done is some regulatory poo poo, which disproves the contention that there’s no difference between the parties, as otherwise there wouldn’t be Obama-era regulations whose revolution we’re all bemoaning

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/seanmcelwee/status/924315582576713730

:agreed:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TomPerez/status/924305375779844097

Yeah, why won't the GOP fight for um....Wells Fargo??? lol

i mean against it! - t perez as bird poops on him

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Dem turnout was also lower than 2012 because Republicans had 4 more years to wipe black people off the voter rolls


Fact check: mostly false

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

Dem turnout was also lower than 2012 because Republicans had 4 more years to wipe black people off the voter rolls

Also bad dems seemed to be okay with gerrymandering and Voter ID laws.

Especially gerrymandering since it at least gave bad dems safe blue districts to hide out in.

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