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peter gabriel posted:These are all good options, egg is good if treated with respect. It is after all a chicken that never made it. Egg sandwiches will always remain lowest tier sandwich for me, but I respect your, uh, respect. peter gabriel posted:Before eating an egg always press F Can I offer you a nice egg in this respectin' time?
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Mr.Tophat posted:Egg sandwiches will always remain lowest tier sandwich for me, but I respect your, uh, respect. I am pressing F, hit me
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 19:55 |
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Xaerael posted:Been (still am actually) away for a few days, missed shitcon, is PC gaming saved yet? Citizencon 2017 was the most boring-est thing I've watched on a screen. They can't show any gameplay because it's always a disaster, and the pre-rendered tech demo stuff is so devoid of imagination, style or originality that it's a genuine snoozefest. All you need to do for next year is see which big sci-fi movie is due, knock up some visuals based off it, throw in your spaceship model built by whichever 3rd party studio needed the work that month and BAM $2 million dollah
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 19:56 |
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SCtrumpHaters posted:See you in the loving Verse friends. I've gotta know, when you saw the 2016 presentation that talked about how 3.0 would have all these awesome features and would be out really soon, how did you feel? How different was that feeling from the one you felt when you watched the 2017 presentation about how 3.0 would have all these awesome features and would be out really soon? Do you consider yourself to be good at learning from experience?
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 19:57 |
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peter gabriel posted:I am pressing F, hit me Sure!
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:00 |
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When they showed the phone box chariot flying over a city I thought 'wow that looks cool' and then the whole cityscape started wobbling around on obviously pre determined tiles and I thought 'oh yeah it's CIG' Then I ate an egg
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:01 |
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Hey Chris, you're a rock star, get your game on, go...... gently caress, I'm sure the next part is important but I can't remember it
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thatguy posted:I'll help. SomethingJones posted:Citizencon 2017 was the most boring-est thing I've watched on a screen. Saladin Rising fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Oct 28, 2017 |
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I am in an OpenHouse stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM3JlO45thE
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:07 |
That's a really nice megatexture of a dead city with 1 or 2 ships flying in straight lines, and 0 signs of life. You can fly around in a render of a city. Are there thousands of ships? NPCs, cops, traffic, maybe some exciting chases to see or supply ships you can rob? Criminals you can shoot down? Maybe take supplies around the city for cash? Maybe attack some buildings for other corporations or raid supply warehouses? No? Just float around above the city? Yeah, it's a tech demo.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:07 |
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At least we still have
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:08 |
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peter gabriel posted:Au contraire mon a me, I feel really positive. I really need to start compiling a book of great pgabz sayings. Quotes to live life by.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:09 |
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So I missed the con because I was at my niece's birthday. Did anything exciting happen? Or was I better off playing board games with a six year old and petting a cat for 20 min?
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Quavers posted:The shill at Dualshockers is right on it: https://www.dualshockers.com/star-citizen-video-planets/
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:11 |
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Chalks posted:
The problem is that none of the features they showed are for 3.0. They said they are for post-3.0, and they didn't even imply they would come out soon. The only moderately scummy thing they did (if we didn't know that most of it is never happening) is show that interior procgen video just after showing the procgen cities, so that the backers would put them together in their minds to dream about. Again, if I didn't know anything about this mess and I saw that last presentation I would be like "cool tech, I hope they get it working in their single-player game soon". This, compared to their previous dumpster-fire presentations, which were transparently full of bullshit. trucutru fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Oct 28, 2017 |
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Slow_Moe posted:So I missed the con because I was at my niece's birthday. Did anything exciting happen? Or was I better off playing board games with a six year old and petting a cat for 20 min? trucutru posted:Seriously, no promises were made, no dates were announced, no real gameplay was shown. Chris even learned how to barely cut a cake (still smeared his hands with frosting and took him like 9 cuts to produce a piece but he has shown he can learn). Iron-loving-clad. As you can tell from the lack of "lol cig gifs" it was boring and professional. The next half year should be smooth sailing.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:14 |
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I fell asleep while Chris was flying around the endless city of boxes. Did they show anything else?
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:17 |
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Slow_Moe posted:So I missed the con because I was at my niece's birthday. Did anything exciting happen? Or was I better off playing board games with a six year old and petting a cat for 20 min? Tons better. Basically the big CitizenCon demo was a higher poly version of the Second Reality demo with Crobberts babbling about how all the AI characters had lives and worshiped him as a god (might have added that last part).
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:17 |
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SCtrumpHaters posted:Honestly I know we are all jaded here but you'd have to be made out of stone to not be affected by the scale of what was shown there. I know I know, its not "in game". But thats just you again moving the goalposts. For years it was "impossible." Well they've done it. CIG have done what? They have produced some pretty convincing movies. I know I'm sold. As the 'ground breaking technologies' they keep introducing are renamed technologies from five years ago. Roberts is really good at smoke and mirrors. Next thing is he'll package one of pgabz piss sandwiches and persuade the backers that it is worth $900 and essential for immersion.
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AutismVaccine posted:As you can tell from the lack of "lol cig gifs" it was boring and professional. Well in that case... caughtupwiththetread.gif
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:25 |
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D1E posted:Does Derek fall for it every single time? Always Be Cwarlording.
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Dogeh posted:As the 'ground breaking technologies' they keep introducing are renamed technologies from five years ago.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:28 |
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SCtrumpHaters posted:So I've been a long time lurker but had to grit my teeth and pay up just to explain....well gloat on all you clowns, TY for the 10bux commando o7m8
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:30 |
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So we got SC branded Hotas, web cam, and SSD. So in a few more years, citizens can build a full PC that will totally work better then any PC ever.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:36 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:Even egg sandwiches? They have such a potential to go wrong! What's your position on crisp sandwiches? What's your policy on corned beef? Why is there still conflict in the Middle East, is it due to the a lack of sandwich negotiations? gently caress, now I want a crisp sandwich.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:37 |
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Watching the keynote, I had an overwhelming desire to rip a piece of paper in half every time a tear ripped across the entire screen. Then I thought about editing this into the video. Then I thought about how much work that would be. So I'm just going to say, CALLED IT!
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:39 |
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D_Smart posted:It's old school. You're not supposed to understand it. Plus, math is hard.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:40 |
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Dogeh posted:
Available at Dumper's Depot lunch counter ("Everything's for Sale!") in Arccorp for a limited time only!
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:42 |
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Chris Roberts is basically the Donald Trump of gaming.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:43 |
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fritzgryphon posted:Don't lose hope. I'm new here and a little optimistic, but I'm sure the lulz will come back. I don't see what the big deal is. They needed a good presentation to buy some more time, they gave a presentation without major fuckups, even if it was so boring I didn't watch most of it. The last 3 months of the year is their most important funding period, so they just don't want to gently caress that up. 3.0 is so bad I don't think they'll release it soon, they may feel forced to anyway. The key points haven't changed, they should be short of money, they can't create decent gameplay, the engine is a mess. Apart from encouraging gullible third parties like Intel to get involved, the only real way they can cut costs is to reduce headcount, so I expect plenty of funny stuff when that happens over December/January.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:43 |
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vyst posted:Chris Roberts is basically the Donald Trump of gaming.
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SCtrumpHaters posted:So I've been a long time lurker but had to grit my teeth and pay up just to explain....well gloat on all you clowns, own up to your alts lowtax
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:47 |
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https://go.twitch.tv/versecontx After connection problems and crashes they are finally ready to start Arena Commander. edit: They were going to stream all players but now they will show just one. Manson beard guy is there with a rifle.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:48 |
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/185857228?t=04m03s
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:49 |
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Some overweight guys playing in front of no crowd? Twitch is not loading in my browser
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:54 |
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tooterfish posted:You forgot your ABCs. If Roberts came in and pointed to his watch and said Baldwin's lines...first time he wouldn't be lying.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:54 |
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Only four guys in the audience? One looks like a homeless guy they pulled off the street... Nice to give him some warmth and hopefully food.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:55 |
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Bestest community ever o7
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:58 |
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viewer count just went down to 30. Pretty sure goons are the only ones watching that...
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Herb Dington posted:viewer count just went down to 30. Pretty sure goons are the only ones watching that... It's US, we were the shillizens all along!!!
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