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Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.




I hope his calling Bill Kristol fat is what did it because that'd be hilarious

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


More like:



Amiright?

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Mr Interweb posted:

Holy poo poo. Aside from a few rough edges, that was pretty seamless work.

What movie is that from? I feel like I've seen it.

The Daredevil tv show.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Who has that racist as poo poo phrenological diagram from back in the dark ages of America? It fits this baboon perfectly.

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

The parietal and occipital lobe made such a grand sacrifice... for the nose

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Goddamn, was this all over CNN reporting about the charges being filed? This is some middle school meltdown stuff, he's one more line of cocaine from using racial slurs.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

There was a lot of hysteria from the usual Trump-sphere a lot last week. Its why I'm so convinced that they knew these charges were coming and were all freaking out and trying to drum up this Hillary stuff as a cover. It was kind of working for like 12 hours and the news of the charges broke and then everyone outside the RWM was all "Hillary who?" Folks like Hannity and Stone seem to have melted down over that.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Baronash posted:

The Daredevil tv show.

Ahhh there we go. Thanks.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Chadderbox posted:

More like:



Amiright?



:colbert:

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
1https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/924450214160879616
2https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/924450776315039744
3https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/924448949091684352
4https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/924449706129883136
5https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/924441572288196608
6https://twitter.com/BGHeaven/status/924032661181685761
7https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/924442491599933440
8https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/924446225222586369
9https://twitter.com/Zigmanfreud/status/924102067035054082
10https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/924452445262098432
11https://twitter.com/rtraister/status/924082345627586560
12https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/924248138973462528
13https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/924442671120347136
14https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/924448478264258560
15https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/923992195819958272
16https://twitter.com/JamilSmith/status/924449605655375872
17https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/923919190284816384
18https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/924435713843781632
19https://twitter.com/adamcandee/status/924434614986334210
20https://twitter.com/DanBarryNYT/status/924258904598564865
21https://twitter.com/RonanFarrow/status/924094674297589761
22https://twitter.com/yashar/status/924453414561636352
23https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/924423308405366784
24https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/924088204613046272
25https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/924447201878859776
26https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/924430902733824000

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Oct 29, 2017

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

How much of this do you think she actually believes?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I have a hard time believing that's the first time the Judge has said "lock her up."

Although she couldn't even lock up Robert Durst, so you never know.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
My brain keeps trying to meld Roger Stone and Jeffery Lord into the same person. I know they're not, but I can't help it. They both have the same distorted elderly white guy head, they both say the same insane poo poo, they both act as selfless grenade catchers for Trump, and they both have that same kind of "third-string Clive Cussler character" name.

...They aren't the same person, right?

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz and his wife are sitting in the second row directly behind home plate in the World Series right now.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008


What sort of accent does this lady have? I can't place it. Somewhere in the upper-midwest?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Squalid posted:

What sort of accent does this lady have? I can't place it. Somewhere in the upper-midwest?

New Yawk with a touch of paralyzing plastic surgery.

I'd categorize it as "Yonkers." But I've never been good at that and can't even identify my own.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Baronash posted:

How much of this do you think she actually believes?

She will believe anything for adulation

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

This is reaching Baghdad Bob levels of desperate propaganda.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

DaveWoo posted:

This is reaching Baghdad Bob levels of desperate propaganda.

Eh let them have the weekend. Its just the skeleton crew pissing into the wind pretending Monday won't come.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

empty whippet box posted:

this man's brain is smooth and long and does not resemble a pile of yogurt at all.


goddamn i am so loving embarrassed by this man


:wtf:

Well thanks, now all I can see is him with that smug smile and an old man erection waiting to molest the "beautiful kids?

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

STAC Goat posted:

New Yawk with a touch of paralyzing plastic surgery.

I'd categorize it as "Yonkers." But I've never been good at that and can't even identify my own.

Ah, I should have expected New York for a media talking head. I was thrown off because she seems to pronounce the Rs at the end of words but that's something I could see her training herself to do for tv. Also I can't distinguish different kinds of NY city accents so I'm sure there's weirdness I'd miss.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Amazing how these superior race assholes cower away from any show of strength

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

STAC Goat posted:

I have a hard time believing that's the first time the Judge has said "lock her up."

Although she couldn't even lock up Robert Durst, so you never know.

Haha holy poo poo. That was her?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Squalid posted:

Ah, I should have expected New York for a media talking head. I was thrown off because she seems to pronounce the Rs at the end of words but that's something I could see her training herself to do for tv. Also I can't distinguish different kinds of NY city accents so I'm sure there's weirdness I'd miss.

She was the former DA of Westchester (most notably failing to prosecute Durst when he murdered his wife) and Trump has a long history of donating to her failed governor and senate campaigns. You know, being someone who would have had jurisdiction over prosecuting Trump.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Bike Lady, American Patriot.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

cochise posted:

I love the INDICTMENT WEEKEND part. So hopeful it starts the landslide of poo poo for the WH.

National holiday once Trump gets the boot. Everyone wears Guy Fawkes masks that look like the indicted guys instead

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

STAC Goat posted:

She was the former DA of Westchester (most notably failing to prosecute Durst when he murdered his wife) and Trump has a long history of donating to her failed governor and senate campaigns. You know, being someone who would have had jurisdiction over prosecuting Trump.

Did she not indict him? Or was he just not successfully convicted at trial?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

SocketWrench posted:

National holiday once Trump gets the boot. Everyone wears Guy Fawkes masks that look like the indicted guys instead

Remember, remember
The third'th of O'tember
The Dumbfucker Treason and Plot.
I know of no reason
Why the Dumbfucker Treason
Should ever be forgot...

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Never indicted, I believe.

I just remember her crowing after the Jinx came out about how SHE had somehow been involved in finally catching him because she was interviewed for the doc.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


It ain't normal either way, that's all I'm saying.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Holy loving poo poo.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/414113103874236416
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/388697528767488000



OJ: innocent
Robert Durst: innocent
Central Park 5: poor and black

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

This makes a lot of sense.

The timeline:

1. The lawyer for our indictee gets notice that their client is going to be arrested on Monday.
2. He calls up Donald Trump
3. Donald Trump decides to start firing people, so he calls up Boente and says he needs to find an appointee for the position. Boente thinks this is weird, but says "okay", and then tells Rosenstein.
4. Rosenstein knows what that conversation happens, and quickly leaks the indictment, which he knows about.

I mean, it doesn't make that much sense, but it makes the most sense.

Also, crossposting this to Russia thread.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
LOL

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/924248138973462528

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/924457383446925318

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Post 9-11 User posted:

Cute. Play, "Money" by Pink Floyd all day if it helps.

Real talk: are the lifelong professionals that were supposed to apprehend him... that could not be bribed, are they... what was done to them?

People smarter, wiser, and more dutiful than I shall ever be. There are so many possibilities. :cripes:

Have you looked into any of his "criminal" history? He either hires a shtton of lawyers and wins, or he settles out when he knows he can't win. That's his thing, that's always been his thing. He buys people off when he's in deep poo poo and shreds them when he does win. This is why he always brags he's not a criminal or a sexual predator or a rapist or any of the other poo poo he's accused of being. The only way the FBI is getting involved is if he's committed a federal crime or personally murdered someone. Unfortunately now that he's pres, the ruling party is busy sucking his dick than holding him responsible.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Everyone should be able to freely admit that thats pretty good.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Everyone should be able to freely admit that thats pretty good.

Yeah, she seems to have a good sense of humor about herself. I wish to Christ she had shown more of that last year.:sigh:

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
Reminder that unless it's signed, Hillary's Twitter is run by staffers.

Her Twitter staff does have mad game though. :allears:

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Fox determinedly burying their head in the sand and shouting about how Clinton is about to be indicted and Mueller being about to resign tells you how little they've learned. I remember reading about how right after Obama's reelection, their viewership plummeted for a long time. They'd been building the narrative that Obama was about to lose and was terrible and everyone hates him and he sniffs his own butt, etc. They had their viewership convinced that Romney was going to cruise to a win. Then Obama wins because, guess what, he was pretty popular and a very smart politician. And that media bubble snapping cost Fox a huge amount of credibility. And this is sort of the same deal. I mean, you can bullshit as much as you want about what will happen. But lying about what is currently happening right now is a fuckload harder.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Every time I feel a twinge of sympathy for the man, I remind myself he did this and put the world in this mess, so yeah I'm glad Comey got fired for the stupidest reason and in the most humiliating way possible and am interminably glad he's suffering along with the rest of us for his dumbfuckery.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

nine-gear crow posted:

Every time I feel a twinge of sympathy for the man, I remind myself he did this and put the world in this mess, so yeah I'm glad Comey got fired for the stupidest reason and in the most humiliating way possible and am interminably glad he's suffering along with the rest of us for his dumbfuckery.

Yeah, Trump firing him as stupidly as he did is 100% the best thing to ever happen to Comey

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