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Here are the results from last week:pre:+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | User | yards | bust | score | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Grittybeard | 993 | FALSE | 36 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | TurboFlamingChicken | 990 | FALSE | 35 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | bobjr | 986 | FALSE | 34 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | pixelbot2000 | 983 | FALSE | 33 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | axeil | 976 | FALSE | 32 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | The Puppy Bowl | 967 | FALSE | 31 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Hockles | 955 | FALSE | 30 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Strobe | 930 | FALSE | 29 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | von Metternich | 908 | FALSE | 28 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | korrandark | 906 | FALSE | 27 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Bjork Bjowlob | 900 | FALSE | 26 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | No Butt Stuff | 893 | FALSE | 25 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | MrLogan | 891 | FALSE | 24 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Elephanthead | 871 | FALSE | 23 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | the mean lunch lady | 836 | FALSE | 22 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Okibi | 826 | FALSE | 21 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | fishing with the fam | 825 | FALSE | 20 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Major Ryan | 823 | FALSE | 19 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | seiferguy | 811 | FALSE | 18 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Arnold Layne | 809 | FALSE | 17 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Relentlessboredomm | 792 | FALSE | 16 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Forever_Peace | 792 | FALSE | 15 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | a new study bible! | 750 | FALSE | 14 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Deceptive | 750 | FALSE | 13 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | totally losing my mime | 749 | FALSE | 12 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Young Hegelian | 733 | FALSE | 11 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Benne | 695 | FALSE | 10 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Marshmallow Blue | 671 | FALSE | 9 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | WaffleZombie | 623 | FALSE | 8 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Athanatos | 543 | FALSE | 7 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Shangri-Law School | 160 | FALSE | 6 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | DariusLikewise | 86 | FALSE | 5 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Uterine Lineup | 55 | FALSE | 4 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | OxySnake | 53 | FALSE | 3 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Nystral | 51 | FALSE | 2 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Chichevache | -1 | FALSE | 1 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ And because I want to preserve it for all time, here are the MEAT STARLORDS: MEAT STARLORDS pre:+------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | User | Team | MEAT STARLORD Player | Actual | Player | Yardage Type | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Elephanthead | NE | TR Loadmaster | Ted | Karras | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Elephanthead | TB | Jamis Winston | Jameis | Winston | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Elephanthead | JAX | Black Bortles | Blake | Bortles | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Elephanthead | IND | Donte Montcrief | Donte | Moncrief | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Elephanthead | IND | Jacoby Brisset | Jacoby | Brissett | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | TurboFlamingChicken | DEN | meat starlord | Jamaal | Charles | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | TurboFlamingChicken | PHI | Alshon Jeffrey | Alshon | Jeffery | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Hockles | CLE | Matthew Dayes | Matt | Dayes | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Hockles | CLE | Ricardo Lewis | Ricardo | Louis | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Hockles | TEN | meat starlord | Taywan | Taylor | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | the mean lunch lady | PIT | LeVeon Bell | Le'Veon | Bell | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | the mean lunch lady | NO | Meat Starlord | Clay | Harbor | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Marshmallow Blue | NE | Meat Starlord | Adam | Butler | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Young Hegelian | TEN | meat starlord | Taywan | Taylor | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Young Hegelian | PHI | Alshon Jeffrey | Alshon | Jeffery | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Forever_Peace | PHI | Alshon Jeffrey | Alshon | Jeffery | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | axeil | PHI | m e a t s t a r l o r d | Nelson | Agholor | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Major Ryan | ARI | Meat Starlord | Earl | Watford | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Nystral | TB | Jaxon William | Javien | Elliott | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Nystral | BUF | Lamar McCormick | Conor | McDermott | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Nystral | NE | Ronald Grondonald | Rob | Gronkowski | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Nystral | NYJ | Meat Starlord | Julian | Stanford | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Nystral | NO | Donald Brisket | Gerald | Hodges | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Nystral | PHI | Jermaine Kardashian | Nigel | Bradham | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | No Butt Stuff | CLE | MEAT STARLORD | JC | Tretter | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | von Metternich | PIT | Leveon Bell | Le'Veon | Bell | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | von Metternich | CLE | MEAT STARLORD | JC | Tretter | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | fishing with the fam | CHI | MEAT STARLORD | Mark | Sanchez | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | fishing with the fam | CHI | STAR MEATLORD | Sam | Acho | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Uterine Lineup | DEN | meat starlord | Jamaal | Charles | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Uterine Lineup | TEN | meat starlord | Taywan | Taylor | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Uterine Lineup | BAL | MEAT starlord | Mike | Wallace | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Uterine Lineup | MIA | meat STARLORD | Nate | Allen | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Uterine Lineup | BUF | meat STARlord | Tyrod | Taylor | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Uterine Lineup | ARI | meat Peter Jason Quill | Adrian | Peterson | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Uterine Lineup | PIT | meat Peter Jason Quill | Le'Veon | Bell | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Uterine Lineup | PHI | m e a t s t a r l o r d | Nelson | Agholor | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | SEA | mEAt starLORD | Amara | Darboh | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | ATL | meat STARlord | Robert | Alford | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | CLE | meAT starLord | Tank | Carder | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | NYG | MEAT STARLORD | Eli | Apple | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | NYJ | mE at star lord | Julian | Stanford | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | NE | meatstar lord | Deatrich | Wise | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | MIN | meat starlord | Sam | Bradford | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | PIT | yeast tall order | Matt | Feiler | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | CIN | mEaTsTaRlOrD | Tra | Carson | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | LAR | meatstarlord | Sean | Mannion | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | LAC | meat starlor d | Hayes | Pullard | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | ARI | meat stATLOTD | Andy | Lee | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | MIA | meet dottard | Xavien | Howard | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | BAL | Eat Tardlord | Matt | Judon | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | DEN | MEAT STARLORD | Max | Garcia | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | DEN | MeatstarlorD | Max | Garcia | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | BAL | MEAT Starlord | Matt | Skura | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | NE | meat starlord | Adam | Butler | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | ATL | meats tarlord | Sean | Harlow | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Chichevache | PHI | meat STArlord | Beau | Allen | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Athanatos | IND | MEAT STARLORD | Andrew | Luck | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | bobjr | CLE | MEAT STARLORD | JC | Tretter | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Okibi | DAL | MEAT STARLORD | Sean | Lee | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | totally losing my mime | ARI | meat Peter Jason Quill | Adrian | Peterson | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | TB | Meat Starlord | T.J. | Ward | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | BUF | Meet Starload | Matt | Milano | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | BAL | M e a t STARLOAD | Matt | Skura | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | MIN | Mark StArFoRd | Marcus | Sherels | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | NYJ | Matt Starkfork | Matt | Forte | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | MIA | Eat Barlords | Jay | Cutler | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | ARI | Fark Darlord | Earl | Watford | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | LAR | Art Jarfull | Troy | Hill | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | JAX | Fart Lardtone | Matt | Overton | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | IND | Hart Partthough | Nate | Hairston | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | NO | Rat Porker | Max | Unger | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | GB | Bat Fordmonner | Taybor | Pepper | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | CAR | M E A T S T A R L O R D | Mario | Addison | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | CHI | Rex Grossman | Eddie | Goldman | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | TEN | Tart Fartloads | Aaron | Wallace | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | CLE | Sandwich Montoya | Sammie | Coates | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | DAL | Stark Charcoal | Taco | Charlton | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | SF | Star Pantfull | Earl | Mitchell | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | DEN | gently caress SALT | Zach | Kerr | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | LAC | Quark starker | Drew | Kaser | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | CIN | Holy Painful | Cody | Core | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | DariusLikewise | PIT | Yurt Plentiful | Matt | Feiler | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Grittybeard | MIA | meat STARLORD | Nate | Allen | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Relentlessboredomm | CLE | MEAT STARLORD | JC | Tretter | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | BUF | Meat Starlord | Tyrod | Taylor | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | MIN | mEAT sTARLORD | Adam | Thielen | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | MIA | meat starlord | Matt | Moore | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | LA | MEAT STARLORD | Mike | Thomas | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | JAX | M.E.A.T. Starlord | A.J. | Cann | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | NO | mEAt stARLOrd | Austin | Carr | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | CAR | MeaT STarloRD | Trai | Turner | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | CLE | MEat STARlord | Jamar | Taylor | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | DAL | meAT starLORD | Taco | Charlton | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | DEN | Meat S.T.A.R.L.O.R.D. | A.J. | Derby | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | CIN | mEAt stArlOrd | Cody | Core | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | NYG | MeaT STaRLoRD | Geno | Smith | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | Shangri-Law School | PHI | MEAT STARLORD | Aziz | Shittu | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | The Puppy Bowl | MIN | mEAT Starlord | Sam | Bradford | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | BUF | MEat starlord | Tyrod | Taylor | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | MIN | MEat starlord | Sam | Bradford | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | MIA | MEat starlord | Matt | Moore | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | LA | MEat starlord | Mark | Barron | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | JAX | MEat starlord | Matt | Overton | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | NO | MEat starlord | Clay | Harbor | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | CAR | MEat starlord | Matt | Kalil | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | CLE | MEat starlord | Jamar | Taylor | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | DAL | MEat starlord | Taco | Charlton | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | DEN | MEat starlord | Max | Garcia | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | CIN | MEat starlord | Tra | Carson | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | NYG | MEat starlord | Chad | Wheeler | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | OxySnake | PHI | MEat starlord | Nate | Gerry | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | DEN | meat starlord | Jamaal | Charles | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | TEN | meat starlord | Taywan | Taylor | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | BAL | MEAT starlord | Mike | Wallace | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | MIA | meat STARLORD | Nate | Allen | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | BUF | meat STARlord | Tyrod | Taylor | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | ARI | meat Peter Jason Quill | Adrian | Peterson | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | PIT | meat Peter Jason Quill | Le'Veon | Bell | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | MIN | Sandwich Montoya | Danielle | Hunter | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | NYJ | Hoagie Malone | Morris | Claiborne | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | DAL | Amanda Hugenkiss | Jourdan | Lewis | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | CHI | Mitchell Trubinsky | Mitchell | Trubisky | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | SEA | H.R. Puffenstuff | C.J. | Prosise | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | DEN | Trevor Semen | Trevor | Siemian | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | NE | DRAX THE DESTROYER | Rob | Gronkowski | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | NYG | Groot | Geno | Smith | receiving | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | WaffleZombie | PHI | m e a t s t a r l o r d | Nelson | Agholor | rushing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ | seiferguy | LAC | Phillip Rivers | Philip | Rivers | passing | +------------------------+------+-------------------------+----------+------------+--------------+ Standings Overall Standings, Now in Google Sheet Form! Raw Files for Nerds Week 7 Raw Input File Week 7 Raw Results Week 7 Theme Week Winner Announcement Due to excellent play last week and terrible spelling, our Week 7 Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner is...TurboFlamingChicken . Congrats TurboFlamingChicken ! Please contact Buane to receive your prize. Additionally, you deserve huge props for going from the only potential bust of the week to the Theme Week Winner thanks to your use of the Osweiler token. Week 8 Theme Week Announcement Air raid! Previously here in 1KYOB the theme week winner has gone to the person who has the best list that also meets a silly criteria. Well...this week we're gonna mix it up. Mike Leach's revolutionary Air Raid offense relies on yards. Lots of yards. But only from a few players. So this week's Theme Week winner will be the player who has the biggest bust using a list containing 4 or fewer players To encourage folks to go for this theme week I've added a new token. You might want to check it out. I'll also give a bonus 10 points to this week's theme week winner so we all can be encouraged to go air raiding Token Reminder To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your Brady Number. This year we will have The THE COX TOKEN Thrusts through the line to stop your running game! You may play the Cox Token when your Brady Number is a Running Back. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! THE OSWEILER TOKEN A memorial to the greatest trade in history, the Osweiler token is a powerful reminder that teams can build via subtraction just as well as addition. You may play the Osweiler token regardless of your player's position. If your Brady Number would bust you, instead of adding points the Brady Number removes that many points from your score. THE PRATER TOKEN Kickers are people too! You may play the Prater token if your player is a Wide Receiver or Tight End. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the longest field goal in NFL history - 64 yards. THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN Sometimes despite years of loyalty and good will you just have to chase after the dollar bills. You may play the Ill-Advised Relocation token if your Brady Number is a Quarterback because the fans only care about Quarterbacks! If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the score of the opposing QB. For example, in Week 1 the LA Chargers are playing the Denver Broncos. If your Brady Number, Phillip Rivers, would bust you, you instead will get the score of Trevor Siemian. But since relocation doesn't always work out, if the replacement still busts you, tough luck! THE 28-3 TOKEN A reminder of the greatest choke job in all of sports and that no one should ever count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the 28-3 token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better manage that comeback! In addition, you can use the 28-3 token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the 28-3 token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! NEW TOKEN ALERT The Sandwich Montoya Token A tribute to the greatest sandwich-based QB ever, Sandwich Montoya always gives it his all even if he can't really go ham. That's why if you bust while playing the Sandwich Montoya token you get 10 points added to your score because hey, at least you tried! One time use only, so make sure you save it for a week you really need it! Here lie those who failed to achieve the impossible. Their cloud of shame shall forever hang above them...unless they score a perfect 1,000 marioinblack (Week 1) MrLogan (Week 1) fishing with the fam (Week 2) Relentlessboredomm (Week 4) Elephanthead (Week 4) Strobe (Week 6) DariusLikewise (Week 6) Forever_Peace (Week 6) Theme Weeks & Past Winners Week 1: GOAT WEEK (vanilla 1kob, just win baby) - a new study bible! Week 2: DINK 'N DUNK WEEK (at least 4 QBs with 1 yard) - bobjr Week 3: GROUND 'N POUND WEEK (at least 8 RBs with 1 yard) - Forever_Peace Week 4: It Ertz when Eifert (at least 3 TEs with at least 186 yards among all TEs) - axeil Week 5: BYE BYE BYE (only 5 players) - von Metternich Week 6: AIR YARDS (WRs + Receiving Yards only) - Bjork Blowjob Week 7: MEAT STARLORD (All lists must contain MEAT STARLORD) - TurboFlamingChicken Week 8: Air Raid Week (biggest bust using no more than 4 players) Week 9: ??? Week 10: ??? Week 11: ??? Week 12: Thanksgiving Turkey Week (biggest Turkey wins, list can only have one turkey) Week 13: ??? Week 14: ??? Week 15: ??? Week 16: ??? Week 17: ??? Week 8 Schedule BYE BYE BYE ARI, GB, JAX, LA, NYG, TEN Thursday Night MIA @ BAL Sunday - time MIN @ CLE Sunday - 1pm EST ATL @ NYJ CAR @ TB SF @ PHI CHI @ NO LAC @ NE OAK @ BUF IND @ CIN Sunday - 4pm EST HOU @ SEA DAL @ WAS Sunday Night PIT @ DET Monday Night DEN @ KC
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You asked for it, and you got it! A token that is new, fresh and delicious and should hopefully encourage people to bust more often. NEW TOKEN ALERT The Sandwich Montoya Token A tribute to the greatest sandwich-based QB ever, Sandwich Montoya always gives it his all even if he can't really go ham. That's why if you bust while playing the Sandwich Montoya token you get 10 points added to your score because hey, at least you tried! One time use only, so make sure you save it for a week you really need it!
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:33 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards B# KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Oct 24, 2017 |
# ? Oct 24, 2017 05:41 |
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Theme week! NE - Tom Brady - passing yards LAR - Jared Goff - passing yards LAC - Philip Rivers - passing yards Brady # - KC - Alex Smith - passing yards
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 06:41 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards LAC - Melvin Gordon - Rushing Yards B# - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 14:26 |
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WOW! I am so pleased and still hmbol that Osweiler finally did something for a Broncos fan. Theme Week: NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards B# - DEN - Trevor Semen - Passing Yards The Sandwich Montoya Token
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# ? Oct 24, 2017 20:34 |
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Good evening. I'm here to collect my medal.
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# ? Oct 25, 2017 01:23 |
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Theme Week: BAL - Joe Flaco - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards B# - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards The Sandwich Montoya Token Dalton and Flaco how can I not lose?
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# ? Oct 25, 2017 19:09 |
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AIR RAID NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards B# - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards Sandwich Montoya
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 06:04 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards B# - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 13:42 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards B#: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 15:58 |
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Will no one join me on the Trevor pain train?
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:58 |
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Air Raid NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards B#: DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:01 |
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Will no one join me on the Trevor pain train? The point is to bust by as many points as possible not have negative points.
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:04 |
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LA - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing Yards DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards CAR - Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Yards Brady #: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:42 |
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Air Raid Time! LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards B#: DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards The Sandwich Montoya Token
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# ? Oct 26, 2017 21:18 |
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Goddamnit Flacco! You screwed me now Sandwich is in.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 03:05 |
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I need the points from a top 10 finish. No theme week for me. PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards PHI - LeGarette Blount - Rushing Yards B# - KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 13:45 |
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AIR RAID NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards B# - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards Sandwich Montoya
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 18:46 |
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No theme week PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards Ill-Advised Relocation Token Because if there was ever a time that using this would prevent a bust, it's when the opposing QB is Trevor Siemien.
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 19:03 |
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THEME WEEK PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards Brady Number - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 19:13 |
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WAS- Kirk Cousins- Passing NO- Drew Brees- Passing LAC- Philip Rivers- Passing Brady Number - KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 19:17 |
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THEME WEEK NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 20:57 |
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THEME WEEK OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards LA - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 22:20 |
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OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards OAK - Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing Yards B#: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 28, 2017 23:20 |
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OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards BUF - LeSean McCoy - Receiving Yards WAS - Chris Thompson - Receiving Yards NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards SF - Pierre Garcon - Receiving Yards NYJ - Jermaine Kearse - Receiving Yards HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards B#: DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 02:40 |
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NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards SF - C.J. Beathard - Passing Yards OAK - Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Receiving Yards TB - O.J. Howard - Receiving Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards SEA - Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 04:21 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards B#: KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 06:21 |
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Theme Week ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards B#: KC - Alex Smith - Passing
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 07:01 |
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CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing NE - Tom Brady - Passing PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving B# KC -Kareem Hunt - Rushing
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 12:03 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards KC - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 14:52 |
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IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards SF - C.J. Beathard - Passing Yards CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards PHI - Sandwich Montoya - Passing Yards PHI - Wendell Smallwood - Rushing Yards B# - DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 16:55 |
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Theme Week NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards B#: Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 17:01 |
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Theme week! PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards B# KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 17:02 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards NE - Brandon Cooks - Receiving Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards B# - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards Cox Token
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 17:03 |
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Don't wanna edit the post for integrity but that should obviously say KC for Kareem Hunt.
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 17:04 |
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THEME WEEK NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards B#: Alex Smith - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 17:37 |
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ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing yards PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing yards NE - Brandin Cooks - Receiving yards CIN - A.J. Green - Receiving yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving yards B#: KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 17:47 |
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LAC- Philip Rivers- Passing Yards PHI- Carson Wentz- Passing Yards PIT- Ben Roethlisberger- Passing Yards B# DEN- C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 17:47 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 15:49 |
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And I'm real dumb and already used my Cox token.
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# ? Oct 29, 2017 19:59 |