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morallyobjected posted:how many times can May's heart be broken? Literally, or emotionally? Because it's a high number either way and a scary number when combined so maybe she doesn't even need the Fountain to live forever.
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Oct 29, 2017 04:20
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Come on May! Just say "gently caress this" and live with Moleman. You don't have much time left either way, might as well spend it being happy. Also as a bonus you could also get used to the concept of being underground to ease the transition.
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Oct 29, 2017 04:41
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morallyobjected posted:how many times can May's heart be broken?
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Oct 29, 2017 05:00
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 reminder, spider-man's blood can cure any disease
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Oct 29, 2017 05:41
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Spider-Man you piece of poo poo take over ruling the Moloids. You have great power, be responsible with it! 
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Oct 29, 2017 05:53
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"Never hope, give up immediately." - Spider-Man
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Oct 29, 2017 06:02
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The dashed hopes of May give me hope that there is justice in the universe
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Oct 29, 2017 06:14
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THERES A LITERAL GODDAMN FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH JESUS CHRIST E: wait it doesn’t even kill you? just get an inhaler ffs
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Oct 29, 2017 06:29
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You can wear a filter mask so you're not inhaling spores and treat it with antifungals gosh dammit Speter.
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Oct 29, 2017 07:18
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I hate you, Peter Parker. I hate you so much that right now the Venom symbote is looking for me.
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Oct 29, 2017 07:19
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ImpAtom posted:I hate you, Peter Parker. I hate you so much that right now the Venom symbote is looking for me. I hate him so much that JJJ thinks my hatred goes too far
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Oct 29, 2017 07:47
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I hate him so much that I got an invitation to the Sinister Six.
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Oct 29, 2017 07:50
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I hate him so much I just got a call from a publicist to go promote a film in California.
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Oct 29, 2017 07:54
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I have never loved Peter more. Mary Jane has competition.
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Oct 29, 2017 08:05
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I hate him so much that I just moved into a brick house without lights.
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Oct 29, 2017 08:06
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why can't Aunt May just keep a supply of surface air under her bonnet
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Oct 29, 2017 10:24
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If the moloids need Melvin to survive, what did they do before him?
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Oct 29, 2017 10:55
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This comic is dead to me. Dead.
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Oct 29, 2017 10:59
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someone is gonna mention the fountain of youth next chapter and spider-man is gonna try his best to convince them it's a bad idea
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Oct 29, 2017 11:04
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Elfface posted:If the moloids need Melvin to survive, what did they do before him? Mole about.
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Oct 29, 2017 11:34
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Manatee Cannon posted:someone is gonna mention the fountain of youth next chapter and spider-man is gonna try his best to convince them it's a bad idea If only there was some medicine she could take. Like a fountain of youth?
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Oct 29, 2017 11:35
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You fool, she's pure old age! If she takes it she'd be annihilated!
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Oct 29, 2017 11:42
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We can't let anyone know about the Fountain of Youth, or we will have another Clone War when the Nemoidians find out.
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Oct 29, 2017 11:43
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I hate NSM so much that I developed a time machine to go back in history simply so I could direct ASM2.
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Oct 29, 2017 11:57
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Manatee Cannon posted:someone is gonna mention the fountain of youth next chapter and spider-man is gonna try his best to convince them it's a bad idea Spidey: "Using the fountain of youth? That'd be something awful!" *spider-wink* Next: Sabretooth!
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Oct 29, 2017 12:10
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Samovar posted:I hate NSM so much that I developed a time machine to go back in history simply so I could direct ASM2. Amature. My hate is so pure I punched a hole through time and wrote the script for Spider-man 3.
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Oct 29, 2017 17:33
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Odonata posted:Amature. My hate is so pure I punched a hole through time and wrote the script for Spider-man 3. Spider-man 3 is a way better film than ASM2.
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Oct 29, 2017 17:33
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Samovar posted:I hate NSM so much that I developed a time machine to go back in history simply so I could direct ASM2. Oh, what a twisted Webb we weave.
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Oct 29, 2017 17:45
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But the fountain can only do so much. She'll only be able to go back to age 200 at this point and the Miners Lung is probably still there.
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Oct 29, 2017 17:56
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Mole Man can just split his time between ruling the underworld and living with Aunt May. Like a job. Rule Subterranea from 8 to 4, then come home.
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Oct 29, 2017 18:36
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Or just buy a house with a basement that has a tunnel to the under realm. It can be his man cave slash throne room.
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Oct 29, 2017 19:32
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Lobok posted:Mole Man can just split his time between ruling the underworld and living with Aunt May. Like a job. Rule Subterranea from 8 to 4, then come home. *Mole Man riding 500 ton turd worm bursts through floor* Honey, I'm home!
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Oct 29, 2017 19:44
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Odonata posted:Amature. My hate is so pure I punched a hole through time and wrote the script for Spider-man 3. Well I gave the green light to Spider-Man: The Musical on Broadway.
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Oct 29, 2017 20:30
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CannonFodder posted:Well I gave the green light to Spider-Man: The Musical on Broadway. Whoa there, let's not say things we can't take back.
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Oct 30, 2017 02:59
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cannonfodder must be stopped before he kills again
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Oct 30, 2017 02:59
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Push El Burrito posted:"Never hope, give up immediately." - Spider-Man
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Oct 30, 2017 03:33
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Moleman needs to go back underground and feed the Moloids with his numerous teets so that they may live.
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Oct 30, 2017 04:01
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CannonFodder posted:Well I gave the green light to Spider-Man: The Musical on Broadway. So you just want to see Spider-man horribly injured but not killed?
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 look at that smug background spidey
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