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haljordan posted:Lmao loans for a wedding. Bet he uses pay day loan joints too. Apparently this is a thing in Canada, or at least in Ontario. Now you have certain ethnic groups where large weddings are just tradition, but I know of several people who have gotten loans to pay for huge weddings. They'll also throw a "stag and doe" party which is more like a fundraiser for the couple. You rent out some hall, sell tickets, and auction off prizes as well as a cash bar. [
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Oh yeah... So I was at my local record store today picking up a few things. Some old guy comes in and starts asking the owner if he can bring in his collection to sell it. Guy: So I have a bunch of rock records from the 60s and 70s I'd like to sell. Owner: Sounds good. Just bring it in and we'll have a look. Guy: I have Rolling Stones. Would you take those? Owner: Yes. Guy: I have Crosby Stills and Nash. Would you take those? Owner: Yes. Guy: I have Crosby Still Nash and Young. Would you take those? Owner:.....Yes Guy: What about Led Zeppelin. Would you take those? Owner: YES! I will take anything classic rock. Guy: I have the Who. Would you take those? Owner:  If I wasn't looking at the guy with my own eyes I would have sworn it was Richard.
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Oct 27, 2017 18:13
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Did he give Chief Jay Strongbow a blowjob?
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Oct 27, 2017 18:23
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I have Rusty Snatch, would you take those?
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Oct 27, 2017 18:57
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A real man of the people. Face hosed me like a wild animal.
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Oct 27, 2017 19:19
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Holy poo poo Jeff the Drunk is making an appearance tomorrow at a fuckin beef jerky store fifteen minutes away from me
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Oct 27, 2017 19:36
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haljordan posted:Holy poo poo Jeff the Drunk is making an appearance tomorrow at a fuckin beef jerky store fifteen minutes away from me If you go, see if you can get a pic with him for the thread. But only if you're comfortable with that. Maybe he can drape his dead arm over your shoulder (kidding).
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Oct 27, 2017 19:44
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I was actually planning on going to the place eventually because I want some beef jerky
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Sand Monster posted:He was also doing a lot of gigs on the road as an emcee and things like that to supplement his income, plus I'm sure his book deal wasn't too shabby. We will know if he's having a rough time if he every puts on the monkey suit again. Or if he writes a tell all book.
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Oct 27, 2017 19:48
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haljordan posted:I was actually planning on going to the place eventually because I want some beef jerky Go, buy your jerky, see him, give a slight wave and say 'Oh, hey Jeff', and then leave.
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Oct 27, 2017 20:24
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That makes sense because his gimpy arm is basically jerky at this point.
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Oct 27, 2017 20:51
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haljordan posted:Holy poo poo Jeff the Drunk is making an appearance tomorrow at a fuckin beef jerky store fifteen minutes away from me You missed Sour Shoes there like a month ago.
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Oct 27, 2017 21:47
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Sand Monster posted:You missed Sour Shoes there like a month ago. OOOOOOOOoooooooooooh!!
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Oct 28, 2017 00:50
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:OOOOOOOOoooooooooooh!! I want you to go to jail
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No more phone calls
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Sand Monster posted:You missed Sour Shoes there like a month ago. I can't decide if this beef jerky store is awesome or pathetic.
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Oct 28, 2017 10:47
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Oct 28, 2017 20:07
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This is incredible. I mean that in the most genuine way. Holy poo poo. Him as a child x2, plus what I assume is his mom.
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Oct 28, 2017 20:27
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Those photos make me very sad
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That poo poo is real . God drat . Life.
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Oct 28, 2017 20:41
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And that little boy grew up to blow a load in airforce amy's mouth. And now you know... ...the rest of the story.
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Oct 28, 2017 20:54
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Do you think, looking at those pictures, that he ever had a real chance to at least have a normal disposition?
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Oct 28, 2017 21:15
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Do you think, looking at those pictures, that he ever had a real chance to at least have a normal disposition? No, absolutely not. He was enormously and obviously super hosed-up from birth, there is no way anyone ever treated him like a normal kid.
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Oct 28, 2017 21:18
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Former Human posted:I can't decide if this beef jerky store is awesome or pathetic. As long as they sell toothpicks, awesome.
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I'm not basing this on anything but I think a lot of progress has been made in regards to how special needs kids should be raised that might have made Eric a lot less hosed up mentally. Society used (think like 70+ years ago) to treat them wholly as outcasts and freaks and the parents were usually encouraged just to lock them in a room where people couldn't see them then the snapback from that was ultra-coddling where they were never to be corrected when wrong or treated as anything but unique glimmering stars and to be given anything and everything at a moment's notice because of some sort of warped sense of merit from parents. Nowadays, I think the prevailing thought is to raise them exactly like you would a normal child (within the boundary of their handicap) so that they're more well adjusted as they age. Eric grew up in that ultra-coddling period and it stunted his social and mental growth extremely hard.
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Squashy Nipples posted:No, absolutely not. He was enormously and obviously super hosed-up from birth, there is no way anyone ever treated him like a normal kid. You're likely right. I have two sons, the older one who had a brush with the real possibility of being severely disabled when he was less than a year old (thankfully, it turned out to be nothing), and these pictures are really depressing. From time to time, I'll look at my son and think about how it all could have been drastically different and goddammit, now I'm crying in the loving stern thread. gently caress. 
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Oct 28, 2017 22:42
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It's ok Rupert. You know what to do. You know what to do.
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Your son would have just grown up at the lake house, no big deal BobbyK fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Oct 29, 2017 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:You're likely right. You could always have taken the Scott DePace route and abandoned him. Same thing if he turns out gay.
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 "Who's High-Pitch?"
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Crotch Bat posted:I'm not basing this on anything but I think a lot of progress has been made in regards to how special needs kids should be raised that might have made Eric a lot less hosed up mentally. Society used (think like 70+ years ago) to treat them wholly as outcasts and freaks and the parents were usually encouraged just to lock them in a room where people couldn't see them then the snapback from that was ultra-coddling where they were never to be corrected when wrong or treated as anything but unique glimmering stars and to be given anything and everything at a moment's notice because of some sort of warped sense of merit from parents. Nowadays, I think the prevailing thought is to raise them exactly like you would a normal child (within the boundary of their handicap) so that they're more well adjusted as they age. Eric grew up in that ultra-coddling period and it stunted his social and mental growth extremely hard. I'd like to take this moment to remind everyone of some things Eric did - Eric saw a reality show on TV called "Three Wishes", and one of the participants was a 19 year old girl Eric found attractive. He then used to clues the show haphazardly gave out to send the girl gifts and messages until he was visited by police and told to stop. When this was brought up on the show, Eric's defense was "The show didn't do that good of a job concealing her identity." - Eric searched online until he found the phone number of the mother of an American Idol contestant, and called the poor woman relentlessly asking for a date with her daughter to his brother's wedding. He called so much that she, not even being a listener to the show, told Howard 100 news about it in a bid to make it stop. - When Natalie Maines, the multiplatinum, grammy winning lead singer of The Dixie Chicks, implied that she does not wholly believe that Bunny Ranch whores had fallen in love with Eric, he blamed her for the fact that said whores no longer wanted to sleep with him for free. He then threatened to anally rape Natalie. He, a man who is incapable of moving a laptop or crawling on to a toilet unassisted, threatened to anally rape a fully sized healthy adult female grammy award winning country superstar. Over the assertion that whores might not be in love with him. 95% of Eric's severe problems were due to overcoddling. Under completely different circumstances, this could have been Eric https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWhMgzCUYs8 GenoCanSing fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Oct 29, 2017 |
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The rape stuff was too lightly played and very hosed up because it wasn't anything even approaching a bit, he was spewing venom when he said those words. Eric was a terrible human being and I refuse to remember him as anything but.
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Don't forget that Degarmo's mom also had to change her phone number because he was calling multiple times a day. After all of that, he met Diana face to face and still asked her out on a date. He also called a hit on a guy that spoke poorly about him on the wrap up show. It was funny because nobody could ever take it seriously, but there is no question what his honest intention was. He clearly was not very bright, highly coddled, and trapped with the inability to move under his own power which just made him nuts. He was just incredibly delusional and spoiled.
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Didn't the show give him either Degarmo or McPhee's phone number at one point? I remember Gary telling Howard later, on-air, "we told him to call once" or something like that.
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Crotch Bat posted:The rape stuff was too lightly played and very hosed up because it wasn't anything even approaching a bit, he was spewing venom when he said those words. I dunno man the worst thing he ever did was threaten to break fred's fingers
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Oct 29, 2017 20:11
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Eric the midget really did suck. Like just a terrible, terrible person.
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Oct 29, 2017 20:59
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beep by grandpa posted:I dunno man the worst thing he ever did was threaten to break fred's fingers Yeah, he was just pissed that there were ZERO..... POINT..... ZERO tickets sold for his appearance before Langford mentioned it on the show. Poor Fred, he doesn't deserve that. 
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Oct 29, 2017 21:13
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beep by grandpa posted:I dunno man the worst thing he ever did was threaten to break fred's fingers "If you hit that button one more loving time, I'm going to fly down there and... lkasdlfkjsad *deep breath* asldkgfjhsdajf!"
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Lifespan posted:"If you hit that button one more loving time, I'm going to fly down there and... lkasdlfkjsad *deep breath* asldkgfjhsdajf!" I'll meet you at JFK. 
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Always glad to pop in on a page of Eric discussion. Take care, brush your hair.
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