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Platystemon posted:sportsball. Urgh
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Sarcopenia posted:Urgh Sportsball fans trying to communicate with grunts - checks out 
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Oct 29, 2017 21:51
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KingSlime posted:I can't imagine living in this much fear. Lay off the CSI, brother What the gently caress are you talking about? Your reading comprehension is terrible.
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Oct 29, 2017 21:52
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Jerry Cotton posted:Sportsball fans trying to communicate with grunts - checks out Joke's on you, I don't watch Eggfoothand
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Oct 29, 2017 21:54
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Oct 29, 2017 21:56
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Platystemon posted:I don’t follow sportsball, so no. Uh oh this guy is super cool
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Oct 29, 2017 22:07
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Oct 29, 2017 22:14
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Oct 29, 2017 22:38
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SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
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Oct 29, 2017 22:39
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It didn't get can openered, but I appreciate local low bridges: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41795837
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Oct 29, 2017 22:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8
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Oct 29, 2017 23:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGbqGkS1c2w
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Oct 29, 2017 23:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM
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Oct 29, 2017 23:59
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Proteus Jones posted:POST MORE NUTSHOTS 
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Oct 30, 2017 00:35
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Inescapable Duck posted:I thought that was one where the Smash player graciously crashing at a guy's house literally poo poo the bed. Other things the smash fanbase have done; bullied a small child out of his winnings because he played by the rules but not "their" rules and at one point tried to hold EVO hostage so they could hold a ~proper~ smash tournament, delaying the tournament of a more popular game. Which resulted in smash being kicked out of EVO for a year or two because of how consistently lovely they were.
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Oct 30, 2017 01:05
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Nuebot posted:Other things the smash fanbase have done; bullied a small child out of his winnings because he played by the rules but not "their" rules... I would love more details on this.
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Oct 30, 2017 01:07
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Oct 30, 2017 01:07
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Oct 30, 2017 01:11
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Jerry Cotton posted:So you're saying it's OK to shoot people if there are a lot of them? Cool beans. Yeah that's the same logic that we use to deny healthcare to the poor. There are just too many people, gun abstinence won't scale 
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Oct 30, 2017 01:15
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts also got booted which is great news because he was a fuuuuuuuucking aaaaaaaasshole of the highest magnitude. He's also a lying oval office in that he tried to duck out of the issue by swearing he'd never been a citizen of any other country but then people dug up a whole bunch of evidence that he'd been perfectly aware that he had, including an email he tried to send to the British consulate months after his election with the headline "Am I still a British citizen?" Not to mention that thanks to the quirks of preference deals and Senate quotas, he was elected with only 77 primary votes. Anti-shadenfreude: he's going to run in the Qld State election now and will probably get in.
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Oct 30, 2017 01:39
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https://gizmodo.com/apple-reportedly-fires-engineer-after-daughters-iphone-1819952027 Girl posts incredibly boring video travelogue of her day shopping for yoga pants and cosmetics, and also a visit to dad's work at Apple. Records a minute of iPhone X footage, gets dad fired.
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Oct 30, 2017 01:52
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canyoneer posted:https://gizmodo.com/apple-reportedly-fires-engineer-after-daughters-iphone-1819952027 Lol, the top comment makes the perfectly reasonable "I think its safe to say she’s grounded." And then he goes off on some weird screed about Apple creating some kind of FaceID dystopia. quote:Imagine - a friend tries to show you something funny on their phone and the moment you look at it the display goes black and the device brick-locks - only allowing emergency calls from there out until you were gone and the device told your friend ‘you shouldn’t associate with thieves - next time you have to buy a new phone’. You go into an store, and look at an apple device, and it alerts the store that you’re not welcome to use its products. You sign up for a job and someone puts your face through the computer and it immediately brings up a notice that you stole confidential corporate information and let it slip on the net. 
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Oct 30, 2017 01:57
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chyaroh posted:Not to mention that thanks to the quirks of preference deals and Senate quotas, he was elected with only 77 primary votes. Fine, he's Queensland's problem now, the rest of the country doesn't have to put up with him.
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Oct 30, 2017 02:06
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Proteus Jones posted:Lol, the top comment makes the perfectly reasonable "I think its safe to say she’s grounded." go into a crowded room and yell 'okay google' and hear the phones ding, it is hosed up how many phones are actively listening to everything we say, and now they're taking pictures of everything too
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Oct 30, 2017 02:09
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im pooping! posted:go into a crowded room and yell 'okay google' and hear the phones ding, it is hosed up how many phones are actively listening to everything we say, and now they're taking pictures of everything too AFAIK FaceID makes a 3D map of key locations on your face and keeps those on the FaceID chip. It then only sends an encrypted message to the OS if it's someone it knows. Facebook is the one collecting and using biometric data of faces.
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Oct 30, 2017 02:15
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The FaceID stuff doesn’t leave the phone, just like your fingerprint for TouchID doesn’t leave the phone
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Oct 30, 2017 02:16
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im pooping! posted:go into a crowded room and yell 'okay google' and hear the phones ding, it is hosed up how many phones are actively listening to everything we say, and now they're taking pictures of everything too I'm pretty sure those phones aren't actually recording you and are just responding to a particular sound pattern.
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Oct 30, 2017 02:16
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm pretty sure those phones aren't actually recording you and are just responding to a particular sound pattern. They're constantly recording... a 12 second loop that continuously gets overwritten.
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Oct 30, 2017 02:32
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm pretty sure those phones aren't actually recording you and are just responding to a particular sound pattern. The point is that the microphone is on and capturing the ambient sounds to RAM. Maybe the data is discarded immediately, maybe it's not. Maybe whenever it hears the word "Google," or thinks it does, it permanently records the next thirty seconds. Maybe the data is supposed to be discarded but the rootkit that got installed when you downloaded Best Fart And Burp Piano has taken over that code and now it's sending everything it hears to Chairman Mao's Eternal Electric Brain. I remember about eight years ago (so, when iphone-style smartphones were still a new thing) I heard an NPR story about how the FBI had used their connections with the phone companies to remotely force-install some code on a suspect's phone that kept the microphones always active, turning it into a listening device. This was a simple flip-phone with limited attack vectors, not a modern Android running a full operating system full of holes. You think their techniques haven't kept up?
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Oct 30, 2017 02:33
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Sagebrush posted:The point is that the microphone is on and capturing the ambient sounds to RAM. Maybe the data is discarded immediately, maybe it's not. Maybe whenever it hears the word "Google," or thinks it does, it permanently records the next thirty seconds. Maybe the data is supposed to be discarded but the rootkit that got installed when you downloaded Best Fart And Burp Piano has taken over that code and now it's sending everything it hears to Chairman Mao's Eternal Electric Brain. If the FBI could spy on your every word remotely with an old cell phone, what recourse do you have to avoid every single threat to your privacy other than reverting to a pre-digital level of technology?
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Oct 30, 2017 02:45
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Well, you could at least not make it any easier for them.
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Oct 30, 2017 02:48
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Sagebrush posted:Well, you could at least not make it any easier for them. It doesn’t make it easier. It’s no easier to use an “Okay Google”‐equipped phone into a bug than it is to turn a phone without that feature into a bug. “Okay Google” is just making people aware of what’s been true for a long time: they’re carrying the perfect bug in their pocket. chitoryu12 posted:If the FBI could spy on your every word remotely with an old cell phone, what recourse do you have to avoid every single threat to your privacy other than reverting to a pre-digital level of technology? Even that’s not enough. It was possible to wiretap some plain old telephones and listen though them even with the handset on the hook. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 02:56 on Oct 30, 2017 |
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Oct 30, 2017 02:53
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canyoneer posted:http://www.postandcourier.com/news/...7ad76b0dd6.html quote:Multiple media outlets report the burglar was shot four times in his buttocks. Three children were home at the time. Good. I think I'm pretty gun-liberal, especially for a Texan, but this is exactly the way they should be used. e: Skipped a page, sorry Bird. Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Oct 30, 2017 |
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Oct 30, 2017 03:50
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Memento posted:Fine, he's Queensland's problem now, the rest of the country doesn't have to put up with him. Queue the "bugs bunny saw gif" solution to all our problems.
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Oct 30, 2017 03:55
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Oct 30, 2017 04:28
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Would it be too obvious for me to say that this needs a wasted edit?
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Oct 30, 2017 05:03
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Extreme schadenfreude going on in the world series. The Dodgers led 8-7 when Brandon Morrow came on. he threw 6 pitches and the Astros now lead 11-8
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Oct 30, 2017 05:09
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4 homeruns? Grand slam? I don't watch baseball, partially because it's slow as hell, how do you gently caress up that quickly?
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