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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
It's a huge circle-jerk-pity-party where they threaten to kill themselves and take edgy pictures with ropes around their necks but wouldn't actually do it.

It reminds me of any picture with a nerd holding a knife or sword trying to look all badass except instead of threatening others they are threatening themselves.

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Iceberg-Slim
Oct 7, 2003

no re okay

KillerJunglist posted:

It's a huge circle-jerk-pity-party where they threaten to kill themselves and take edgy pictures with ropes around their necks but wouldn't actually do it.

It reminds me of any picture with a nerd holding a knife or sword trying to look all badass except instead of threatening others they are threatening themselves.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

KillerJunglist posted:

It's a huge circle-jerk-pity-party where they threaten to kill themselves and take edgy pictures with ropes around their necks but wouldn't actually do it.

It reminds me of any picture with a nerd holding a knife or sword trying to look all badass except instead of threatening others they are threatening themselves.

God do I wish they would though. The world would be so much better without their brand of uselessness polluting it.

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
I made an Incel Tales video featuring only [life fuel] posts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaFm_fKBQFE
Unfortunately, I couldn't find the one positive one where the guy stopped some fat child from being bullied. I was hoping to end it with the one positive life fuel post I ever found.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
I remember believing in cultivating inner strength.

Then I started cultivating outer strength and getting laid instead.

Cultivate outer strength, goons.

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Feb 12, 2014

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It definitely wasn't just a way to deify Joseph's son once he'd become a radical prophet and to identify him with Isaiah's prophesied saviour by the two authors who really liked that book of the Tanakh and that's also why it's not mentioned at all in the other two gospels.



As we all know, the original cuck is God because he created the first woman explicitly for someone else.

El Padrino
Dec 24, 2005

No es nada personal, solo negocios.
Chad deity is Zeus, god of thunder and banging everything under the son

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Ghostlight posted:

It definitely wasn't just a way to deify Joseph's son once he'd become a radical prophet and to identify him with Isaiah's prophesied saviour by the two authors who really liked that book of the Tanakh and that's also why it's not mentioned at all in the other two gospels.



As we all know, the original cuck is God because he created the first woman explicitly for someone else.

Lilith, the First Roastie.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

El Padrino posted:

Chad deity is Zeus, god of thunder and banging everything under the son

Don't forget Poseidon, who once got so irritated with the King of Crete that he arranged for him to be cuckolded by a literal bull.

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

my parents boyfriend posted:

I made an Incel Tales video featuring only [life fuel] posts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaFm_fKBQFE
Unfortunately, I couldn't find the one positive one where the guy stopped some fat child from being bullied. I was hoping to end it with the one positive life fuel post I ever found.

Hey your channel's real good

(no homo)

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
you know what you guys? You have incels all wrong:

quote:

Myths about Incels that Normans still believe
u/alsalsk
We have horrible personalities- Most Incels actually are very nice and kind. It's just that no matter how nice they try to be, people still treat us like poo poo. Personality is a SCAM. Now, you might point to this sub and say "you guys say horrible stuff on here", yes we do. However, it's just a bit of fun we're having, most of us aren't like our internet personas in real life.

We're fat, have bad hair cuts, smell bad- Those people are what we commonly refer to as Volcel, an Incels would have tried to looksmax but it didn't work for them, hence "INVOLUNTARY"

Incels just want to date hot girls- No, I'll be willing to settle for anything within my age range.

We need to be stopped cause we're all dangerous psychopaths- There has barely been any Incel shooting in forever. There more more Islamic terrorists as a percentage of the Muslim population than there are Incel terrorists as a percentage of Incels. It's a very small number. BTW, ER was never Incel, he could have easily picked up girls if he didn't aim so high.

quote:

BlackPill4831yo bald manlet escortcel 卐 'Self improvement is masturbation'• 3h
The real tragedy is that many incels are in the 4-7 averagecel range and would have got laid had they been Boomers or GenX. Today's era of Tinder-led hypergamy means that it's over for sub-8 men. If you're not perfect in height or looks, you're constantly overlooked.

Also one of the incel scientists have finally figured out why taking care of yourself is useless!

quote:

Gymcell is Real - Dave's Law
u/BlackPillDave
I found this reddit after finding the term 'gymcell', thinking it was very amusing, and then suddenly realizing....it was right. None of the men who I know who have consistently gotten hot women went anywhere near a gym. None of 'em. And on the flip side, I know dudes who are obsessive gym goers, good jobs, everything going for them...but they are eternally single and there's no evidence that they have sex with anyone, ever...because despite the gym they're beta-faced beta's with those overly emotive beta mannerisms and big beta eyes and big beta try hard smiles and general reeking of beta-ness.

I was surprised at my gut feeling of disgust when I saw particularly beta-looking or ugly men (and I say this as a beta-faced ugly man), who had jacked, ripped, roided-up bodies. Why did these men look MORE ridiculous after years of hard work in the gym than they did if they had just done some cardio and stayed reasonably lean?

And then I realized; it's because the face isn't good enough for the body. In the same way that I try to dress well to make up for being awkward and ugly, and I've noticed that most dudes who actually date the few good looking women (i.e. not fat) left also make no effort with clothing; I see many just bumming around with a baggy t-shirt and a stupid baseball cap. But they slay compared to the gym going, big-money earning, sharp clothes wearing beta's.

I'm gonna create a new law, called Dave's Law:

"Any attempt by an ugly guy to compensate by obtaining attributes that are beyond his fundamental attractiveness only further highlights how unattractive they are."

Fundamental attractiveness is mostly genetic and determined by the structure of your face and your height. Any attempt by an ugly guy to compensate for this by obtaining attributes that are far beyond his fundamental attractiveness, e.g. huge ripped body, sharp clothes, expensive car... just provide contrast to further highlight how un-attractive he is, and make him look like a try hard. Everyone can 'smell the cope' on the gym obsessed manlet or the Napoleon dynamite lookalike wearing the custom tailored $1000 jacket.

The current sexual marketplace where I am is depressing. All my higher-beta friends married women who were considerably fatter than them. The only one who married a pretty woman, is in a sexless marriage - literally been married (expensive wedding) for over 2 years with no sex since long before the wedding day. Marriedcel.

I see men who are better than me go long term celibate, so I am slowly giving up hope on ever truley being loved. I think the best I could hope for is a 'beta's marriage' where a fat woman settles for me and treats me with contempt. I'd rather be single than that.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Liquid Communism posted:

Don't forget Poseidon, who once got so irritated with the King of Crete that he arranged for him to be cuckolded by a literal bull.


Wait what? I don't remember learning that in 7th grade, then again it was a Catholic school.

The Greek Gods really were mostly assholes huh?

revwinnebago
Oct 4, 2017

quote:

There has barely been any Incel shooting in forever

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Just caught up to the thread. A few pages back someone mentioned incels talking about a Tinder profile that referenced wanting to be "pampered" or "spoiled" by a man. I assume this is a thing incels take as evidence that women are all just looking for "betabux," right?

I don't think anyone pointed out that women who post these things are not gold-diggers, they are literal sex workers.

They say things like "pamper me ;)" because dating sites don't allow them to advertise sex for money. Men are supposed to take the hint and arrange the meeting by messaging them. Incels are apparently very bad at taking hints (but we knew this).

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

So much good stuff here.

Mom jeans like whoa

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

joylessdivision posted:

Wait what? I don't remember learning that in 7th grade, then again it was a Catholic school.

The Greek Gods really were mostly assholes huh?

That's how the Minotaur was conceived

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


quote:

Personality is a SCAM
New thread title.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

pookel posted:

Just caught up to the thread. A few pages back someone mentioned incels talking about a Tinder profile that referenced wanting to be "pampered" or "spoiled" by a man. I assume this is a thing incels take as evidence that women are all just looking for "betabux," right?

I don't think anyone pointed out that women who post these things are not gold-diggers, they are literal sex workers.

They say things like "pamper me ;)" because dating sites don't allow them to advertise sex for money. Men are supposed to take the hint and arrange the meeting by messaging them. Incels are apparently very bad at taking hints (but we knew this).

Man, I'd have missed that hint too.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Improbable Lobster posted:

That's how the Minotaur was conceived

Huh, learned something new. Mainly the Greeks were really weird and told some really strange stories.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

joylessdivision posted:

Huh, learned something new. Mainly the Greeks were really weird and told some really strange stories.

They say to write what you know :shrug:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Actually dear, it’s perfectly fine for me to gently caress this cow. There’s divine precedent.

HazCat
May 4, 2009

joylessdivision posted:

Huh, learned something new. Mainly the Greeks were really weird and told some really strange stories.

Zeus once raped a woman while disguised as a swan. She laid two eggs, out of which hatched two sons, but only one was Zeus' (the other was her husband's :iiam:)

And Zeus also raped another woman while he was in the form of a golden shower, and that woman was Perseus' mum and Perseus (slayer of Medusa) was the result of that rape.

And Zeus raped another woman while pretending to be an ant. This also resulted in a son, Myrmidon (or literally Ant-Man).

A lot of myths are about Hera (Zeus' wife) having meltdowns at him because he just will. not. stop. loving mortal women. Hercules is famous for his feats during the 12 labours, but he only had to perform those to atone for murdering his wife and children... which Hera caused him to do because she was angry that he was one of Zeus' half-mortal bastards.

Greek/Roman mythology is soap operas plus porn minus even a basic understanding of biology or physiology.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
I once tried to make a family tree of the Greek gods. But most automated visualisers crash horribly because they can’t handle Zeus repeatedly boning his own granddaughters.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

joylessdivision posted:

Wait what? I don't remember learning that in 7th grade, then again it was a Catholic school.

The Greek Gods really were mostly assholes huh?

That really describes basically all gods except like christian new testament god, and even that one still likes to stir some poo poo from time to time.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

HazCat posted:

porn minus even a basic understanding of biology or physiology.

So... porn

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

HazCat posted:

And Zeus raped another woman while pretending to be an ant. This also resulted in a son, Myrmidon (or literally Ant-Man).

I can see why Marvel didn't go with this version

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

chumbler posted:

That really describes basically all gods except like christian new testament god, and even that one still likes to stir some poo poo from time to time.

Yeah I'm pretty sure "God/Jesus loves you and isn't nearly as much of a petty rear end in a top hat as those other gods" was like the main selling point when it was initially spreading.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

This had been bugging me... he mastred the blockchain?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockchain

:confused:

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

KillerJunglist posted:

This had been bugging me... he mastred the blockchain?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockchain

:confused:

I'm jealous of you, who has no knowledge of Bitcoin

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
*ignores millions of women*

*finds one single profile on tinder of a bimbo asking for a sugardaddy*

*concludes all women are exactly like that, no exceptions*

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

KillerJunglist posted:

This had been bugging me... he mastred the blockchain?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockchain

:confused:

he can chain block all bladed weapons

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

But wait, how will blockchains and bitcoins matter in the post apocalyptic future when all technology is inoperable? I don't think he's thought this through.

Iceberg-Slim
Oct 7, 2003

no re okay
Don't worry, I've hand-written all of it on a legal pad, which will serve as the holy book for the new world

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

chumbler posted:

But wait, how will blockchains and bitcoins matter in the post apocalyptic future when all technology is inoperable? I don't think he's thought this through.

the post apocalypse is an ancap hellscape

they trade in company notes but call them bitcoins anyway

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

chumbler posted:

But wait, how will blockchains and bitcoins matter in the post apocalyptic future when all technology is inoperable? I don't think he's thought this through.

The guy operating mackerelcoin in prison will be the prototype.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Zerilan posted:

Yeah I'm pretty sure "God/Jesus loves you and isn't nearly as much of a petty rear end in a top hat as those other gods" was like the main selling point when it was initially spreading.

Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if that's how it went. Which then makes me question why the Old Testament is even kept around in Christianity because OT God was a real rear end in a top hat. Just wiping people out left and right, not to mention poor Job.

Religion is really fascinating and really really weird.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Part of the reason why the Romans didn't like Christboys is because the Romans would adopt the gods of their subjects into their pantheon. Christians having one all powerful god that couldn't hang with Jupiter and friends was a problem.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Improbable Lobster posted:

Part of the reason why the Romans didn't like Christboys is because the Romans would adopt the gods of their subjects into their pantheon. Christians having one all powerful god that couldn't hang with Jupiter and friends was a problem.

Well yeah because the Roman gods were into loving and drinking.

All the cool pantheons were totally Chad.

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