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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Over Easy posted:

that time our President used 9/11 as a cudgel with which he beat the smirk right off Lying Ted's wide, terrible face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6qRl3dSME

That was the greatest

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Over Easy posted:

that time our President used 9/11 as a cudgel with which he beat the smirk right off Lying Ted's wide, terrible face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6qRl3dSME

18 months and his brain has turned to sludge

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


stump speech about cartoon frog

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
The two politicians that american republicans have identified with the most both had degenerative brain diseases

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Gum posted:

The two politicians that american republicans have identified with the most both had degenerative brain diseases

There you go again!

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

GalacticAcid posted:

That was the greatest

It was the greatest and that video in my first post about it is edited in such a jerky way that it does not do the moment justice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu4rORNET54

Here we see that Ted Cruz was reduced to clapping for Trump halfway through Trump's response and then Donald Trump understands that he can spike the ball so he talks about the smell of death

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Yeah I was gonna say, Cruz clapping for his own ownage was important.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Jeb! getting all macho about Trump dissing his wife and then backing down when Trump wouldn't apologize.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Yeah I was gonna say, Cruz clapping for his own ownage was important.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
remember when Trump called Cruz's wife ugly and then Cruz phone banked for him anyways lol

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Jeb! getting all macho about Trump dissing his wife and then backing down when Trump wouldn't apologize.

Their podiums were adjacent so Jeb! really should have just clocked Trump. He would have won the nomination.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Jeb! Repetition posted:

Their podiums were adjacent so Jeb! really should have just clocked Trump. He would have won the nomination.

you should never doubt that any of Jeb!'s decisions would result in a negative outcome for Jeb!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb! is a MESS

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

MaxxBot posted:

Jeb! is a MESS the BEST.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Yeah I was gonna say, Cruz clapping for his own ownage was important.

Ted's a perfect representative of how reflexively spineless politicians are to bullying.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Their podiums were adjacent so Jeb! really should have just clocked Trump. He would have won the nomination.

Yeah. That was the last chance. Now if someone tried it the Secret Service would be all over them. :smith:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
the time arnold schwarzenegger stole darrell issa's gubernatorial in CA after issa paid millions to get the recall rolling

here he is crying on camera about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VW0v7wwfkQ&t=88s

also just lmao at every aspect of the recall

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mayor Dave posted:

the time arnold schwarzenegger stole darrell issa's gubernatorial in CA after issa paid millions to get the recall rolling

here he is crying on camera about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VW0v7wwfkQ&t=88s

also just lmao at every aspect of the recall

lmao everyone who still defended democracy after that

it was a p big warning sign that we were gonna get a trump one day

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

lmao everyone who still defended democracy after that

it was a p big warning sign that we were gonna get a trump one day

:raise:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mayor Dave posted:

the time arnold schwarzenegger stole darrell issa's gubernatorial in CA after issa paid millions to get the recall rolling

here he is crying on camera about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VW0v7wwfkQ&t=88s

also just lmao at every aspect of the recall

jesus christ lmao

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I still love the time Mary Carey made a porno about the California gubernatorial race

Ron Jeremy was tapped for the role of Spooge Cruztamante

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
I was legit surprised lyin Ted Cruz didn't let Jew York slip out when he said that.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
post-2012 "Republican Rebuilding" threads in D&D

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


the last republican capable of feeling shame resigned after meeting the pope.

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

Rex-Goliath posted:

the last republican capable of feeling shame resigned after meeting the pope.

And cried in public for just about everything.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
dippin dots are not the ice cream of the future

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Hilario Baldness posted:

And cried in public for just about everything.

He only cries all the time because he is a hopeless drunk.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

dippin dots are not the ice cream of the future

:wrong:

i'm now lolling about the demonic sheep carly fiorina ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo_Ejfc5hW8

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

While reading the politico interview with John "Boehner" Boner, I came across this amazing bit of info, wherein the GOP discards an adulterer for a pedophile:

politico posted:

Whatever role Boehner played, the damage was done. Gingrich stepped down after Republicans lost five seats in the 1998 midterms, and when heir apparent Bob Livingston shockingly announced that he would decline the speakership—amid swirling reports of extramarital shenanigans—Dennis Hastert, the chief deputy whip, became speaker.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Absurd Alhazred posted:

There you go again!

"Mr. President, you said, 'There you go again.' ... You remember the last time you said that? ... You said it when President Carter said you were going to cut Medicare, and you said, 'Oh, no, there you go again, Mr. President.' And what did you do right after the election? You went out and tried to cut $20 billion out of Medicare. And so when you say, 'There you go again,' people will remember this, you know ... And people will remember that you signed the biggest tax increase in the history of the United States ... You've got a $260 billion deficit. You can't wish it away."

*loses 49 states*


Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

zegermans posted:

"Mr. President, you said, 'There you go again.' ... You remember the last time you said that? ... You said it when President Carter said you were going to cut Medicare, and you said, 'Oh, no, there you go again, Mr. President.' And what did you do right after the election? You went out and tried to cut $20 billion out of Medicare. And so when you say, 'There you go again,' people will remember this, you know ... And people will remember that you signed the biggest tax increase in the history of the United States ... You've got a $260 billion deficit. You can't wish it away."

*loses 49 states*

if a minnesotan is the D candidate in 2020, be very loving afraid; i promise i will seduce senators klobuchar and/or franken on tape and leak it if necessary to prevent an MN (D) challenger to Trump in 2020. our aspergic governor's brain cancer unfortunately prevents him attempting a 2020 run but i'd gently caress him too if i had to

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


warm kiss

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
binders full of women

proceed, Governer

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

the time arnold schwarzenegger stole darrell issa's gubernatorial in CA after issa paid millions to get the recall rolling

here he is crying on camera about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VW0v7wwfkQ&t=88s

also just lmao at every aspect of the recall

or that grey Davis only got recalled because of how thoroughly he got screwed by Enron.

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Rob Morrow

edit: Sam Wang ate a bug on TV

Finicums Wake has issued a correction as of 15:29 on Nov 1, 2017

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Finicums Wake posted:

Rob Morrow

edit: Sam Wang ate a bug on TV

Finicum committed suicide by cop so he wouldn't have to answer for crimes that he would have probably gotten away with anyway

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
george bush passing out drunk and slamming his head off a table :airquote:"choking on a pretzel":airquote:

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