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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Super No Vacancy posted:

https://twitter.com/patrickklepek/status/924983076647854080

What's expected to be announced here? I'm imagining some release dates for the bigger upcoming titles like TLOU 2 and Dad of War?

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:11

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# ? May 29, 2024 21:30

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

exquisite tea posted:

What's expected to be announced here? I'm imagining some release dates for the bigger upcoming titles like TLOU 2 and Dad of War?

Knack 3

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:17

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Pablo Gigante posted:

New rendering API (like OpenGL, Direct3D, etc.) with lower CPU usage, better use of multi-core, etc.

Hell, the best marketing they can give for how great it is is "we got this poo poo working on the Nintendo Switch :smuggo:

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:25

ufarn: May 30, 2009

exquisite tea posted:

What's expected to be announced here? I'm imagining some release dates for the bigger upcoming titles like TLOU 2 and Dad of War?

We've gone like three months without a new Final Fantasy game announcement, it's time.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:33

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

i'd like to see what from is working on next or maybe seeing what death stranding is even like as a game

that and some more mhw info but that's a pretty safe bet

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:37

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

MWH info rolls out of Capcom every now and then at nearly every games fest around the world, it's successful as heck selling pre-orders and playstations in Japan where they're working hard on the PR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LADV0465OFc

e: Pre-show? At least it's promised to have presentations, like seven unannounced games.
https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/925016083223973888

Ghosts n Gopniks fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Oct 30, 2017

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:45

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

pre-show's starting

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:07

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Oh YOOOOO, PS Access Holly just came back from Japan. Gotta be FromSoft time.

e: Guacamelee 2!

Ghosts n Gopniks fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Oct 30, 2017

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:09

ufarn: May 30, 2009

They're already announcing new games in the preshow. Guacamelee just got a sequel! :neckbeard:

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:11

Crows Turn Off: Jan 7, 2008

Playing thru MGS5 right now, nearly 20 hours in, but still less than 10% complete somehow.

I'll start with the good stuff. The game looks great and is very smooth, impressive for not having any Pro benefits. The controls are tight and responsive (minus one thing). Fulton'ing things is hilarious. D-Pup is super-cute (he's not D-Dog yet), but it's too bad I can't pet on command.

On the other hand, the gameplay seems very shallow and repetitive, so I'm getting kinda bored already. I've started mixing up my approach more, but it's still just "start mission, go to base, kill a couple guys, extract a couple things, then leave."

I hope something changes here and it gets interesting again.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:11

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Crows Turn Off posted:

Playing thru MGS5 right now, nearly 20 hours in, but still less than 10% complete somehow.

I'll start with the good stuff. The game looks great and is very smooth, impressive for not having any Pro benefits. The controls are tight and responsive (minus one thing). Fulton'ing things is hilarious. D-Pup is super-cute (he's not D-Dog yet), but it's too bad I can't pet on command.

On the other hand, the gameplay seems very shallow and repetitive, so I'm getting kinda bored already. I've started mixing up my approach more, but it's still just "start mission, go to base, kill a couple guys, extract a couple things, then leave."

I hope something changes here and it gets interesting again.

If you don't fall in love with the gameplay and the many ways you can tackle the objectives, it'll be a hard to fall in love with. It is commonly seen as the greatest MGS game when it comes to gameplay. I'm doing a playthrough where I research and purchase as little as possible for the challenge and I've never had that much fun with the game before.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:13

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

ufarn posted:

They're already announcing new games in the preshow. Guacamelee just got a sequel!

This looks great, 4-player co-op and you can fight as a chicken

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:15

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/925018515400200193

that one looked awesome as hell, like Max Payne + Sleeping Dogs + Hotline Miami.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:16

Solaris Knight: Apr 26, 2010; ASK ME ABOUT POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE

Is it wrong that Guacamelee 2 already is one of my most anticipated games of 2018?

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:17

Farg: Nov 19, 2013

clevin confirmed

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:18

Tei: Feb 19, 2011

Manatee Cannon posted:

what's vulkan

Are you seen the Martian movie? the part where he have to remove frameworks from the rocket to fly faster? thats vulkan.

I don't know if could be applied to our beloved PS4.

Edit:

*does some googling around* This post seems to indicate that yes, it will be available

https://twitter.com/marcan42/status/817235485689020417

Tei fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Oct 30, 2017

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:19

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

A proper serious tennis game? How long has it been?

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:23

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

When does the show proper start?

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:26

Feenix: Mar 14, 2003; Sorry, guy.

Solaris Knight posted:

Is it wrong that Guacamelee 2 already is one of my most anticipated games of 2018?

Thissssssssss!

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:27

ufarn: May 30, 2009

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

When does the show proper start?

32 minutes after this post.

Solaris Knight posted:

Is it wrong that Guacamelee 2 already is one of my most anticipated games of 2018?

Nah, it's one of my favourite PS+ freebies by far. Only thing that was weird to me was the way the different endings worked.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:28

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Moss in February :3:

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:35

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

kirbysuperstar posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saga_of_Tanya_the_Evil

Oh

Let's go back to the standard nazis instead.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:37

ufarn: May 30, 2009

Kevin Conroy VA in the RE7 DLC? Or maybe the lead was just extremely gruff.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:38

Crows Turn Off: Jan 7, 2008

MrLonghair posted:

If you don't fall in love with the gameplay and the many ways you can tackle the objectives, it'll be a hard to fall in love with. It is commonly seen as the greatest MGS game when it comes to gameplay. I'm doing a playthrough where I research and purchase as little as possible for the challenge and I've never had that much fun with the game before.

I've played MGS1 thru 4 entirely, I think MGS3 is my favorite of the bunch. Every mission in MGS5 is just too similar. I'll keep playing and see if I can try to switch it up even more.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:42

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

RBA Starblade posted:

Oh

Let's go back to the standard nazis instead.

We can always play JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven and play the adorable robo-nazi Rudol Von Stroheim who has a HMG that shoots from his belly...

Or leave it at Medal of Honor Allied Assault and Call of Duty 1 and 2 and be done with it.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:42

Manatee Cannon: Aug 26, 2010

apparently I tuned into this at exactly the wrong time because it's droning on about vr

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:45

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

They can't just pretend VR doesn't exist, it's not the Vita.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:48

Feenix: Mar 14, 2003; Sorry, guy.

My Sony PGS hot takes:

1) Tennis. Bleh, I guess?

2) LocoRoco 2. Yup!

3) Guacamelee 2. Hell-fuckin-YUP!

4) Hong Kong Massacre. Has potential I suppose. I'll give the devs the benefit of the doubt that maybe they just don't know how to make an interesting trailer. Bored-o.

5) Star Child. Interesting aesthetic. Not sure what the gently caress.

6) The Gardens Between. Interesting. Intrigued. So loving tired of "oh poo poo you control time!", though.

7) Megalith (is that the 7th.) Don't have VR anymore, but total soft-dick trailer.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:50

Montalvo: Sep 3, 2007; Fun Shoe

Why on earth would you play this trash rhythm game with its idiot music in a world where Thumper exists

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:52

Lakbay: Dec 14, 2006; My eye...MY EYE!!!

I thought PGS stood for Playstation Game Show and I was like "isn't that in December?" :downs:

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:53

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Hell yeah I'm down for Guac 2.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:54

Ghosts n Gopniks: Nov 2, 2004; Imagine how much more sad and lonely we would be if not for the hard work of lowtax. Here's $12.95 to his aid.

Journey 2? That's how original Oure looks.

e: trailers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?sonyplaystation?videos

Ghosts n Gopniks fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Oct 30, 2017

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:55

Manatee Cannon: Aug 26, 2010

journey but you're a dragon now. man abzu should have had you been the shark now that I think about it

# ? Oct 30, 2017 16:56

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

Feenix posted:

My Sony PGS hot takes:

1) Tennis. Bleh, I guess?

2) LocoRoco 2. Yup!

3) Guacamelee 2. Hell-fuckin-YUP!

4) Hong Kong Massacre. Has potential I suppose. I'll give the devs the benefit of the doubt that maybe they just don't know how to make an interesting trailer. Bored-o.

5) Star Child. Interesting aesthetic. Not sure what the gently caress.

6) The Gardens Between. Interesting. Intrigued. So loving tired of "oh poo poo you control time!", though.

7) Megalith (is that the 7th.) Don't have VR anymore, but total soft-dick trailer.