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Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

Halloween is upon us once again and GrrrGraphics.com is flaunting the haunting! Our annual cartoon offers a potpourri of twits and treats. It features creepy characters such as a McCain-o-Lantern and Obama as a happy undertaker. He enjoys dancing on a grave of deeply buried virtues. Obama’s evil jig of socialism could summon the spirit of Karl Marx himself.

Hillary is cackling, bats are battering, and the ghouls are ghouling. Elizabeth Warren violates SJW sensibilities by dressing up as an Indian. “Poca-haunt-us” has a lot of nerve! She’s attracted the lascivious attention of Bill “Bare Bones” Clinton.

And what would Halloween be without Frankenstein? Yes, the monster is here in all his and her glory. Frankenstein would make a great name for a presidential bid! And the trans-gender angle would appeal to the confused Democrats who have trouble differentiating the little boys room from the little girls.

Nancy Pelosi forgot to put in her brain. Robert Mueller continues to slither about in and bites Manafort with an indictment for FARA violations from 2006-2015 while the real shoeless criminal goes free.

George Soros is a spider who uses his money to weave a dark web of globalism. It’s not all about politics, either. We also feature that debonair ladies’ man himself: Hollywood Harvey Weinstein as the Wolf Man.

Last, and least…Frederica Wilson comes as herself. An “empty barrel” of Halloween fun.

Happy Halloween from the Garrison family!

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D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Nancy Pelosi is bad, and dumb, and forgot to put in her brain, which is in a jar, because it is not in her head, because she forgot to put in her brain, because she is bad, and dumb

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I'm the Spirit of Communism

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Somebody better make an account name/avatar out of Ghost Marx and the Spirit of Communism.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Fair play, decency, the DNC, all dead. Republicans control government because of it.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





This cartoonist have no idea about how the metoo hashtag works.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Is that supposed to be Obama as Baron Samedi or is he just dancing around dressed up all fancy on Mr. H.D.T.J. Transparency's grave having a grand old time?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Garrison has a family?

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Trogdos! posted:

Elizabeth Warren violates SJW sensibilities by dressing up as an Indian. “Poca-haunt-us” has a lot of nerve! She’s attracted the lascivious attention of Bill “Bare Bones” Clinton.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


There's so much projection in that Garrison. The dancing on the grave of decency and transparency, McCain being a pumpkin mirroring Trump's non-Halloween orangeness, being above the law. It's just so bad it's funny.

Oh and the missing shoe. I can't find the hidden pizza.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Looked up a larger version of that Garrison so I could actually read all the smaller headstones.

"Here lies fair play"
"NFL"
"DNC"
"Vince Foster"
"JFK Jr."
"Hope and Change"
"MSM"
"Seth Rich"

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

It’s a pretty good find-the-shoe challenge though. Garrison should do a full “Where’s Wally” type thing someday, it’ll be a fantastic display of crazy conspiracies.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

BonHair posted:

It’s a pretty good find-the-shoe challenge though. Garrison should do a full “Where’s Wally” type thing someday, it’ll be a fantastic display of crazy conspiracies.

drat, saw it now that you mentioned it. I'm almost impressed by his commitment to his "gag", like Lesters rainbow tie.

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug
http://money.cnn.com/2017/10/30/media/fox-news-paul-manafort/index.html

quote:

"Will you please tell us what else is happening in the news?" Kilmeade asked one of the show's other anchors, who dutifully shared a variety of other headlines unrelated to the investigation into the Trump campaign's ties to Russia.
---
The indictment was clearly the network's top story. But in contrast to MSNBC and CNN, which provided wall-to-wall coverage of the indictments all morning, Fox News found plenty of time for other news, running segments on the Republican-led effort to reform taxes, the corruption trial of Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez and Sunday's protest by the Houston Texans -- all legitimate stories, but all relatively minor compared to the significance of the news about Manafort, Gates and also former Trump foreign policy adviser George Papadopoulos, who has already pled guilty to making a false statement to the FBI.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

https://i.imgur.com/O84HvSe.gif

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Not gonna lie, I like the Franken/Stein combo.

Cock Soup posted:

I believe you are wrong in your interpretation. Don't get me wrong, Gary McCoy is loving vile but, first and foremost, he's a loving idiot. I think he has no idea what the tag means and/or that his cartoon means that women who abort babies should not get to complain about sexual assault.

I think McCoy knows exactly what #MeToo is supposed to be about, but, his job is to distort the meaning to the point that it suits whatever opinion he's paid to have.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

the_steve posted:

Not gonna lie, I like the Franken/Stein combo.

:yossame: too bad it won't happen

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


You won but all you loving do is whine about it.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


"Obama"

Oh, that guy

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
You know, it's a shame that Garrison is such a loving psycho. He does pretty good art. :v:

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Lightning Knight posted:

You know, it's a shame that Garrison is such a loving psycho. He does pretty good art. :v:

He's got good basic penmanship but he struggles with anatomy and getting good focus on larger scenes.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Tenebrais posted:

He's got good basic penmanship but he struggles with anatomy and getting good focus on larger scenes.

I mean yeah I don't think he should be winning awards or anything, I just find his style basically appealing and amusing.

He's also a dirtbag Trumpist sooooooo

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Garrison's art is infinitely more pleasant to look at than, say, Ramirez', and most of the little anatomical issues or whatever can be easily excused with "it's a cartoon." He's also fairly clever (franken/stein made me smile) and has a bit of MAD-magazine wackiness (the Mueller snake) that I enjoy.

Like, in the list of "Cartoons posted in this thread that don't physically hurt my eyes to read" he's in there along with Zelda and Bors and a few others. (At the opposite side is First Dog and anything by Ramirez or the gang of nobodies that ape his style).

It's too bad that he's picked the wrong side of the fence to sit on and also is an insane conspiracy theorist nutjob.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Oct 30, 2017

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Ooh man I am ready for the comics about this Mueller investigation. There will be salt and grasping of straws. Buttery males will be shouted. And the takes will be so hot scientists will think they are the remnants of a collapsed star.

Or theyll ignore it which, in their case, speaks far more than their childs drawings could ever say.

:discourse:

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
I'll admit, I thought the McCain-O-Lantern, with its stitches holding the lid on, was a clever gag. Also kinda tasteless, but hey, it is Garrison.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I imagine at least one cartoon will show Mueller & Co looking all around a white canvas with magnifying glasses while Hillary stands in the middle with giant arrows pointed at her saying 'THE REAL CULPRIT'

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Hihohe posted:

Ooh man I am ready for the comics about this Mueller investigation. There will be salt and grasping of straws. Buttery males will be shouted. And the takes will be so hot scientists will think they are the remnants of a collapsed star.

Or theyll ignore it which, in their case, speaks far more than their childs drawings could ever say.

:discourse:

I'm imagining a cartoon where it's a picture of a Classified Document, and everything is black barred and redacted except for something to the tune of ".....Hillary.....Did.......It...." With Trump pointing and tweeting "See!? I told you!!!"

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


All of the cartoons will be "b-b-b-b-but Hillary!"

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009







Also: Ben Passmore on the ACLU and Free Speech.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Westminster sexual harassment allegations – Theresa May insists she will take tough action after Tory minister admits getting female assistant to buy sex toys"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Catalan leaders facing rebellion charges 'flee to Belgium'

Times:


Evening Standard:

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Lightning Knight posted:

I mean yeah I don't think he should be winning awards or anything, I just find his style basically appealing and amusing.

He's also a dirtbag Trumpist sooooooo

I still maintain that Garrisons art has been going steadily downhill for a while now. Drawing for the alt-right has made him realize, consciously or unconsciously, that he doesn't have to try as hard and can just throw a bunch of poo poo at the paper and people will still clap their hands and beg for commissions.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

there wolf posted:

I still maintain that Garrisons art has been going steadily downhill for a while now. Drawing for the alt-right has made him realize, consciously or unconsciously, that he doesn't have to try as hard and can just throw a bunch of poo poo at the paper and people will still clap their hands and beg for commissions.

I mean, everything he draws is burdened with too many characters and overlabeling, on top of being fascist trash.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Dumbfuck posted:

He enjoys dancing on a grave of deeply buried virtues. Obama’s evil jig of socialism could summon the spirit of Karl Marx himself. 

...is this a reference to that edit of Obama doing a jig while one of the founders plays a jug?

Iron Crowned posted:

:yossame: too bad it won't happen

Because that's what we need on the ticket, a loving Russian pawn who gets off on sabotaging Democrats.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
I always find it funny that Garrison can't resist putting a Perfidious Jew in every loving comic.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Lightning Knight posted:

I mean, everything he draws is burdened with too many characters and overlabeling, on top of being fascist trash.

Yeah, but I think it's actively gotten worse over time. If you go back and look at his old Illuminati stuff they're still busy, but there's more of an eye towards overall composition that the current stuff which is every put-down he has about a thing mixed with an I-SPY puzzle of references to even more things.

Dude's gotten real lazy after going from Zyklon Ben to beloved cartoonist of the Pepe movement.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
I am haunted by the ghost of Communism.

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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

First Dog on the Moon:

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