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Poor hero has visions; turns out to be secret royalty is like TV Tropes poo poo.
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Oct 30, 2017 02:26
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i'm just glad smg is going to be vindicated in all his talk about the new trilogy being about a return to feudalism
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Oct 30, 2017 02:29
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well maybe hes talking about *throws dart* maz kanata
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Oct 30, 2017 02:35
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The only actual royals in the movies are Leia and her dad so does that mean Rey is her kid via Leia's well known affair with Chewbacca? I guess the Emperor is sort of royalty?
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Oct 30, 2017 02:49
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Porgs have an elaborate feudal system.
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Oct 30, 2017 02:51
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The porgs thing was funny for the first half page. Now it's just annoying.
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Oct 30, 2017 03:09
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Poor hero has visions; turns out to be secret royalty is like TV Tropes poo poo. Most things that happen in movies are TV tropes poo poo
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Oct 30, 2017 05:09
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BarronsArtGallery posted:The porgs thing was funny for the first half page. Now it's just annoying. Dude where did you get a copy of the script?
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Oct 30, 2017 08:49
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Who keeps choosing all these "ones" anyway? Do they have any qualifications? Because they seem to gently caress up a lot.
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Oct 30, 2017 09:34
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Christ, I'm the next one aren't I?
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Oct 30, 2017 09:46
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Luke takes Rey into his Jedi hobo mud hut and offers her some leftover baked ziti. They then spend 20 minutes talking MAD poo poo about Kylo Ren.
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Oct 30, 2017 09:49
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Gonz posted:Luke takes Rey into his Jedi hobo mud hut and offers her some leftover baked ziti. Mutual Assured Destruction shits? Idk what ziti is but it must really tear through ur stomach if that's the case.
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Oct 30, 2017 10:49
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Jeb! Repetition posted:I don't even remember enough about Rey for any twist about her origin to surprise me. All I know is she was orphaned, she's the even chosener one than Anakin, and she got visions when she touched Luke's lightsaber. We don't actually have any evidence she's an Anakin-style "Chosen One" yet, that's all fan speculation reaching to justify why she's good at using the Force in TFA (she's probably just naturally gifted, unless she has some secret Jedi parentage). The Chosen One stuff is so barely present even in the prequels I'd be surprised if they decided to pick that up and run with it.
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Oct 30, 2017 13:12
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Daphnaie posted:The Chosen One stuff is so barely present even in the prequels I'd be surprised if they decided to pick that up and run with it. I'm Obi Wan shouting "You were the Chosen One!" at the dismembered smouldering wreck of Anakin at the climactic point of three films.
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Oct 30, 2017 14:04
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Before he dies, Maul asked Obi Wan if Luke is the Chosen One and Obi Wan said yes. Maul's last words were "he will avenge us". Then, Obi Wan is shown looking at Luke from a distance, stroking his beard. I wonder if Maul gave Obi Wan ideas. "If Luke sees Vader kill me, maybe that will motivate him to kill Vader. It worked for me when Maul killed my master."
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Oct 30, 2017 14:30
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The MSJ posted:Before he dies, Maul asked Obi Wan if Luke is the Chosen One and Obi Wan said yes. Maul's last words were "he will avenge us". Then, Obi Wan is shown looking at Luke from a distance, stroking his beard. I wonder if Maul gave Obi Wan ideas. "If Luke sees Vader kill me, maybe that will motivate him to kill Vader. It worked for me when Maul killed my master." No idea what this is from but it's really bad and I'm glad it's not canon or whatever.
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Oct 30, 2017 16:47
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BarronsArtGallery posted:No idea what this is from but it's really bad and I'm glad it's not canon or whatever. It's from Star Wars Rebels, so it actually is canon in part.
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Oct 30, 2017 16:51
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BarronsArtGallery posted:No idea what this is from but it's really bad and I'm glad it's not canon or whatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no4SxdIIDBE
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Oct 30, 2017 16:51
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BarronsArtGallery posted:No idea what this is from but it's really bad and I'm glad it's not canon or whatever. That last bit is just made up for the yucks.
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Oct 30, 2017 17:05
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SublimeDelusions posted:It's from Star Wars Rebels, so it actually is canon in part. lol if you expect me to take some poo poo cartoon as anything but a joke.
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Oct 30, 2017 17:06
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BarronsArtGallery posted:lol if you expect me to take some poo poo cartoon as anything but a joke. It's actually pretty decent for a kid's show from Disney 
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Oct 30, 2017 17:11
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BarronsArtGallery posted:lol if you expect me to take some poo poo cartoon as anything but a joke. They say, in the Star Wars thread for adults. 
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Oct 30, 2017 17:15
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You can't have a region of space called "The Unknown Regions" in your sci-fi story without some crazy galactic horror coming out of that fog. Doubly so if you've gone two trilogies with that ominous name to the side on maps and not even touching on it, outside of legends of course. I'd love for Snoke, his wealth, the FO armies, and the Force Cthulu and it's hosed Up Drones that Eat Reality Itself (which is only killable by Chosen Ones and their reincarnations) everyone is gonna have to fight in IX to come from there. It'd be a great final loose end.
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Oct 30, 2017 18:03
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maybe she was an elected child queen like padme
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Oct 30, 2017 18:20
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TheMaestroso posted:It's actually pretty decent for a kid's show from Disney But enough about the new movies,
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Oct 30, 2017 19:51
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Jeb! Repetition posted:But enough about the new movies, Is there a reason you're here besides shitposting?
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Oct 30, 2017 19:52
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TheMaestroso posted:Is there a reason you're here besides shitposting? is there a reason any of us are here besides shitposting
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Oct 30, 2017 19:55
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Brother Entropy posted:is there a reason any of us are here besides shitposting Fair point
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Oct 30, 2017 19:57
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It doesn't really matter. Rey is such a non-character that it's painful. She makes Luke look complex and nuanced.
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Oct 30, 2017 20:57
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AlternateAccount posted:It doesn't really matter. Rey is such a non-character that it's painful. She makes Luke look complex and nuanced. These are not bad or cruel traits but they do not lend themselves to an emotional performance. It would honestly make a lot of sense for Rey to angle herself for money, wealth and power based on what we have seen of the character.
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Oct 30, 2017 21:02
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I don't really know why people keep calling Luke a non-character. He's about as complex and nuanced as anybody else in Star Wars, even in A New Hope.
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Oct 30, 2017 21:03
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BarronsArtGallery posted:
Wow. Mods?
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Oct 30, 2017 22:24
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she's a Druish princess
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Oct 31, 2017 00:52
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BarronsArtGallery posted:lol if you expect me to take some poo poo cartoon as anything but a joke. Ahahahahahahaha "i cant take these kids cartoons seriously, not like these kids movies!!!"
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Oct 31, 2017 07:41
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He never says its a kids cartoon.
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Oct 31, 2017 07:56
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Kly posted:Ahahahahahahaha A kids movie? These are PG13. Is Jurassic Park a kids movie too? What about the Nolan Batman films? Nice hyperbole though, kid.
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Oct 31, 2017 09:59
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I cant tell if youre joking or not but my six year old watched and loved Jurassic park just a few months ago. Its on kids netflix. Before that we watched all the star wars movies then went to rogue one a few months later.
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Oct 31, 2017 14:41
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jurassic park is one of the earliest movies i remember seeing, i must've been like 5 or 6
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Oct 31, 2017 15:09
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BarronsArtGallery posted:A kids movie? These are PG13. Is Jurassic Park a kids movie too? What about the Nolan Batman films? Nice hyperbole though, kid. Most of the Star Wars movies have been PG. I think a total of 3 (soon to be 4) have been PG-13. But I guess you're right that the new ones will all be PG-13. But, like, yeah, those are kids movies now. All of the Marvel movies have been PG-13, and they're largely aimed at kids. Hell, almost all movies these days are PG-13. It lets kids think they're not watching kids movies and are "totally watching grown up movies", when they're totally watching kids movies.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:45
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So, that Adam Driver quote isn't about Rey. He's referring to Leia keeping the fact that she's Vader's daughter secret. Interviewer jumped to conclusions.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:53
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